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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Oberleutnant posted:

The thing about the UKMT is that petty much anybody who isn't a literal racist or fascist gets treated fairly and decently itt, and yet there's still a noticeable bunch of whiners who complain about it being a liberal commie sjw echochamber.

:ssh: it's because they're loving nazis and they don't like being called out on it :ssh:

Also, very little sympathy is given to Leave voters for obvious reasons.

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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Seaside Loafer posted:

Is there some sort of nationalistic annoyance, as in 'the bloody french get more and its decided from bloody brussels' etc.



Lmbo what do you think, genius?

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



spectralent posted:

He's wrong actually, all liquid except liquids that actively dehydrate you like alcohol and saltwater hydrate you.

And even then, below a certain alcholic content (I want to say below 10%?), alcoholic beverages still hydrate you. Most beers do.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Hello person who has never had a hangover

People have been telling me for >15 years: "Just wait, as you get older, they'll get worse oh ho ho just you wait!"

So far so good!

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

UK now the worst-performing advanced economy in the world after post-Brexit vote slump


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/b...g-a7766286.html

So strong. Much stable.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Guys

Guys

The truth is in the middl-ahahahaha

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



These lazy trolls crap and making me nostalgic for good trolls like GetFiscal.

Edit:

97 - the atomic number of berkelium, an element with almost no practical application, not even for nuking people browns

Vlex fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jun 4, 2017

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



ultrabindu posted:

The Bodger and Badger guy passed away today.

It's things like this, not accidents of geography, history, politics, linguistics, or taste in crisp flavours, which will ensure this thread remains inscrutable to outsiders.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

Pissflaps' now famous "Good morning fellow Corbyn fans" post should be added to the op forever and ever

Quote for those of us who were comatose at the time?

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Mr. Flunchy posted:

God what an amazing final line from Corbz.

Yeah that was p suave.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



The next thread needs a primer in the OP for confused Americans.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Let's keep USPol in the million USPol threads while we enjoy jammy socialists in here.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Stella Creasy (Hella Easy) is my MP, I have half a mind to get in touch regarding recent affairs and her place in them. Do MPs actually read correspondence from their constituents? I imagine letters are more likely to be read than e-mails?

edit: Handwritingchat: I have colleagues who work with handwritten Early Modern (Renaissance-Industrial Revolution) texts, everything from private letters to rock engravings, i.e. definitely not nice manuscripts with proper orthography etc.. I swear they develop some kind of mutant power or sixth sense, because not only can they read 400 year old bird footprints on vellum, they recognise the hands of individuals.

Vlex fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Jun 12, 2017

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



communism bitch posted:

Well this is what I do for a living, and it's not that unbelievable. This year I've catalogued 11,000 individual bits of correspondence received by one individual between 1860 and 1905. The same people tend to write fairly often, penmanship can be very distinctive, and I guarantee you'll recognise anybody's handwriting after reading a hundred of their letters. At this point if there's a letter from a regular correspondent I don't need to look to the signature before putting their name in the database, just a glance at the first couple of lines and I know who it is most of the time.

I'm a prehistorian, as far as I am concerned poo poo started going downhill fast right around the founding of Sumer.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



learnincurve posted:

I'm just picturing everyone else round the EU negotiating table just sat there blankly staring at her like "wut?"

Guy Verhofstadt is left alone in a wood-panelled room in Brussels for too long; begins nipping to the loo for cheeky stress wanks as UK negotiating team fails to materialise

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Japanese cartoonist Masaaki Sato has May warning Japan’s prime minister, Shinzo Abe, not to delay an election too long.

https://twitter.com/tokyoseijibu/status/873347257923387392

Napping Donald, Hidden Juche

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



communism bitch posted:

I have seen a bunch of furries having a disco in a park in Southampton once. That was pretty weird but I'm not sure if it was worse than Orangemen.

e: on reflection, since they didn't bottle anybody or burn a catholic in effigy I'm going to say they were substantially preferable to orangemen.

I've seen worse in Southampton, but I'm pretty sure orangemen would still be the worst.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



learnincurve posted:

So, yeh, this, this is the official picture they went with for the press.



*Sound of Silence plays over a slow zoom to Amber Rudd's face*

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Tesseraction posted:

That's Justine Greening...

So it is.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



I voted Labour, albeit for a Blairite, do I still get to have a gangtag?

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



This is completely anecdotal and second hand, but it's funny if true. According to a friend of mine who lives and works in Kensington (Imperial), late afternoon on polling day someone went around the university library and rounded up about 60 students to vote.

Considering the way young people broke electorally, this act would have been enough to flip Kensington to Labour.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Nationalise gang tags imo

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Firos posted:

That's the opposite bench :stare:

Say that again, but slowly

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Skarsnik posted:

Oh my, how do I get myself one of those wonderful jam man tags??

I think you need PMs/platinum, I asked and have yet to receive.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



I think LibDems might, as a proportion of their current number of MPs, stand to gain substantially more from another election than Labour at the moment.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



The east Midlands are lovely today, my office mates in London are all dying in an unairconditioned 1930s building in Bloomsbury, serves them right for not having a partner who lives outside of London.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



hookerbot 5000 posted:



It's a bit scruffy and the elephants are more cartoony than they should be but I like how it turned out.

And thanks to people who said nice stuff about the Absolute Toy :)

This is incredible.

And for the record, 2 each of bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns. Enough beans to make a meal of the hash browns and your toast. Fried tomato. Black pudding. Coffee, and lots. Done.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Portsmouth has 7Bone, which makes awesome burgers. But then so does Southampton, where the original and therefore best 7Bone is. :shrug:

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



French toast in French is pain perdu, meaning "lost bread", i.e. bread that is fit for nothing else.

In Polish the word translates as "king's bread".

I feel this is somehow profound and revealing.

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Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



I went to a wedding in Denmark this weekend between an Anglo-German and a Dane raised in Luxembourg, and all the speeches included dunking on Britain for how stupid Brexit is (except for mine because I couldn't work in any good jokes that hadn't already been told by the time I was on).

It was a great night and a great wedding, and as it turned out the groom's brother's in-laws were pro-Leave. They lodged a "formal complaint" against the toastmaster before storming off in a huff at 10:30 while the rest of the European melting pot of guests partied til 4 in the morning. It was glorious.

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