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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Mair fe me, Fuckall fer u.

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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R. Guyovich posted:

it kind of owns that the greens' housing policy is East Germany Lite





As some who had her ring my bell and as about my voting plans a while back, Caroline Lucas is a realpolitic, as much as Corby, unafraid to get arrested for her ideas.

hmmm, then again, that tommy bastid gets arrested all the time for being a rascist poo poo.

I am Heavily into Lucas simply because she is strongly antifracking, as am I. but to all those leafletting kemptown, shine on, gently caress swiss tony. esentially Simon Kirby.


https://www.facebook.com/DerrickFurnivalOurNextMpForBrightonKemptown/posts/277750752367324


staberind fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jun 1, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Jose posted:

they want a national speed limit of 55mph because they're deviants

Aye, but : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-26445897 Brighton's 20mph speed limit extending, after consultation.

also, do trains have a speed limit?

Where's Bozza?

staberind fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jun 1, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Loving Africa Chaps posted:

They like homeopathy. In 2015 they claimed to be the party of science, manifesto was two pages of what they'd defund, especially if it had anything to do with animal testing and a paragraph and doing more renewable research.

Vote conservative or labour, for a rabid bunny with myxomatosis as a neighbour.
To be fair though, http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/29/boris-johnson-video-uploaded-to-pornhub-5973507/ and the video seen earlier: the conservatives seem to be really into animals.

staberind fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jun 1, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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^^^^ He was a good poster, let us drink to Him, Brown Moses and other memorable UKMT & Britchat posters, even the ones we disliked but miss now.


Regarde Aduck posted:

End all animal testing and replace with Tory voters.

Test #1 : Can a tory survive on the surface of the sun.

staberind fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Jun 1, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Nothing wrong with the scientific method.

I just had a vision of solaris : on the surface of the ocean, there was a boy, blue eyes, silvery hair, but then I noticed something terribly wrong; the boy was moving with the ocean, but also moving by itself, & it was 15 foot tall. that boy was Corbyn.

Actually, on the subject of Tarkovski's "Solaris" : the two other scientists remaining on the station when Kris arrives, if we swapped them out with politicians, who would be their "Guests"?

staberind fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jun 1, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Gorn Myson posted:

I haven't read that article, but I'm going to assume that the radical centre is described as a logical, pragmatic form of governance that's above the petty ideological concerns of the left and the right because politics is just a series of problems solved by people getting together in a room and talking things out and making decisions?

The radical bit means they do all that talking in a room stuff, but while doing tricks and jumps with rollerblades.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Macarius Wrench posted:

I'm against any kind of physical mutilation that serves to placate ones insecurities.

So, what we do is, we bag im, hook im up to the DMT iv, then we suspend him, but how? eagle claw? back?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Mr. Flunchy posted:

You're against nosejobs?

Nice to see you about.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Macarius Wrench posted:

I'm not being an edglelord, someone quoted an off hand flippant comment of mine from a totally seperate thread and I responded. And I'm not a fresh faced angry teenage so please shove your "someone said something I dont agree with so let's imply he's a child" comment up your arse.

Y'know, you might think you are a calm monk, but we all see a bedwetting transphobic and I have no idea what else phobic, cucklord, so gently caress off back to gbs or wherever it is you leaked from.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8tZswHPbw
this is you, inviting us to tell us what we see, and we are telling you.

Bye Felicia.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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It took me longer than most to twig that chunky was more of a performance artist that a screaming madman, and a genre of music that's not crap for top of the pops. Grimes good.

I can dig it, but this is what got my feet going this morning : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpVeZz0Iprs I am an old fart.

Pochoclo posted:

It really is loving ridiculous that we can't vote for who's going to rule the country we live in.

Yeah, My Mum (Breton)still has a French Passport, and never bothered with getting dual nationality pre-europa, She's lived more than 2/3rds of her life here, has paid taxes etc, bought/sold house and so on.
but she cannot vote.

staberind fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Jun 1, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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OwlFancier posted:

Are you GothicAngelina90.blogangelz.com?

If the money's right.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Baron Corbyn posted:

motion to refer to Corbyn as Corbzy and the position of Prime Minister as Grime Minister on a permanent basis from now on.

Jam Uncle will be forever the Jam Uncle of my heart, Grime Minister Is, on the other hand, ACE.

Um, despite the legal age for drinking being 18, in europe you can get rekd on non spirits from 16.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Firos posted:

Apple and blackcurrant I think he said?

Both native to england, I might add.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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https://twitter.com/hashtag/AskTim?...pagenumber%3D33

Highlights: J.R.Taylor‏ @JamesTaylor1216 7h7 hours ago

How does it feel, to be the worst leader the @LibDems have ever had?
#asktim
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strawberry‏ @poet_peoples 7h7 hours ago

Hello Tim. Have you ever had a poo poo in a Tesco bag? #AskTim

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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RT'd, as many have mentioned, its a growth business.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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As a male with the pieces of maleness, I can confidentially assert that mansplaining and manspreading are both things and are eroding our civilisation.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Pochoclo posted:

Nah I'm joining the roving EU gangs, wearing all leather and raiding old pensioner tory scum, what's not to love

Its the best dlc, anyway.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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While this is true, unless something radical happens, the coming generations will be used to the idea of zero privacy.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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I have seen american imports of ferverently anti abortion loonies trying to gain a foothold tho.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

They already exist, but they do require a small explosive charge so maybe aren't great for hand-holding.

??? or a commonly used flash for a camera. d cell, pop. i prefer a ultraviolet laser wand myself

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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jabby posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/870715016785272832

Seems like gatecrashing Tory interviews to ask them why they won't debate is becoming a favourite Labour tactic.

The still for that vid is perfect. what a repulsive wretch. Plus, the added dig of giving the tory narrative a good kicking never hurts.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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You can draw better conclusions by comparing your stubborn, trashy person to Blair, a blue labour guy, rather than Corbyn, who, despite looking like he has his own private mausoleum in the kremlin, is trying to work against the slow drag to the right we have been experienceing here for decades.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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learnincurve posted:

Can somone with privalages please edit May's wiki picture? Does not even have to be a comedy picture, the one she has right now Is far too photoshopped for a wiki picture.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/752634650267422722



Harsh.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Steve2911 posted:

I just love that in the age of smartphones he couldn't find a camera that filmed in more than 240p. Like he actually dug out a Panasonic his wife bought him in 2004.

Nah, they had to reduce the resolution because his primal "fygm" sexual energy turns men like myself gay for pay.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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TheRat posted:

It's all ogre

PLease depart from my swamp at your earliest opportunity.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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In any case, I voted for Caroline Lucas, all but one of the candidates were local, the conservative one was in west riding or something.
on the other hand, my neighbor voted conservative because he wanted "Someone strong and steady for brexit" after laughing in his face, he continued with "Well, everyone voted to leave...." so i went and voted, and came back and set his ears on fire.

"hearts in the right place, but brain is awol" is the only way I can describe him.

staberind fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jun 8, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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minema posted:

Where does the best live text coverage for election night, BBC?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=473166838

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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mfcrocker posted:

Voted Labour in Bristol West around 7 hours ago now. Got tomorrow off so I can depress myself in realtime.

More important question: beer or rum tonight?

Vodka.
actually, lets have a quick look at what's in front of me : Quietiapine 2 x 25mg, Diazepam, 2 x 2mg, Mirtazapine 15mg x1, and Methylphenidate. All of the Methylphenidate.
And vodka probably, will see what's cheap, I'd prefer Tequila.

So, see you all soon in discord or that relic

staberind fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jun 8, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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calling my guy now.

Ugh, well, I will knock a spliff together whith whats to hand and call him again later.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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Chinese Gordon posted:

+1 for Jam Socialism in Hampstead and Kilburn. It's a (very) marginal seat. Fingers crossed!

kilburn labour or something, hampstead have actually got someone wonderful, Glenda Jackson,(I think) and she tears ppl apart. (or used to)


Use a proxy to keep an eye on sa.

staberind fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jun 8, 2017

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3748948/weve-been-far-too-indulgent-of-jihadi-scum-we-need-more-f-you-im-millwall/

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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5 minutes,
is the exit streaming anywhere

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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https://twitter.com/parliawint/status/779747279037198336

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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shakey ole' boy doing virtual dance dance revolution on the beeb

time for some stimulants.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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"Ukip : Special place"

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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oh, one last tidbit before i shutdown for ages : historically whoever has got into power has been "helped" by a certain shitfinger press baron, however, corbs owes this character nothing, so, i wonder how that will play out?

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

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I woke up and read up till 8 pages ago
to the lad in the chat : yeah, vallies are hard to get on the national health, but you forget we live in a country with a two teir health service, my man just goes to his private doc and says "works been making me grip my steering wheel too hard and my wrists are getting hosed, give me vallies" (thats a lie, he just goes in and says give me vallies).

I build computers, he works a lot, I'd prefer to accept non cash things in return for work done. (but not parts n' poo poo).

the NHS on the other hand, is understandably a bit uncertain about giving out drugs that are habit forming.


Our buoy Corbz eh.
mfw everything happened :
obs : :nws::nms::nws::nms:

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