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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
How big is PISSFLAPS hard on?

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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
For every green party policy that's good there's another one that's bat poo poo mental.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/MSmithsonPB/status/870066949417570305

That would be one of the more amazing outcomes of this shitshow, no matter how unlikely.

A lot of people locally think Hastings and also Kemptown will go to Labour but the main difficulty with that is the UKIP vote going straight to the Tories which blows any hope of that out of the water.

It blows my mind that anyone in Hastings would vote Tory, turkeys voting for Christmas etc.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

sassassin posted:

Isn't Hastings rich and posh?

Hastings town itself is an absolute poo poo hole and pretty deprived, it has nice countryside around it though which I assume is where the tory vote is.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/870592650898022400

Now all this guy needs to do is the same around all of Horsham and labour might get 10% of the tories.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Lol what a tremendous poo poo.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/02/back-me-despite-corbyn-as-may-will-win-labour-mp-urges-voters

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
It seems all of the polls going towards Labours favour assume an unprecedented turn out of 18-24 year olds.

So we are going to get hosed by the tories unless you round up ever <25 you know and drag them by the ear to the polling booth.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Lol between a 1 and 12 point lead, truth is probably somewhere in the middle along with a 50+ tory majority. gently caress this countries terrible electorate.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Recent update on the Guardian liveblog has a relatively lengthy analysis of the 11 to 1 point poll difference

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Entropy238 posted:

If corbs pulls this election out of the bag and the PLP still give him poo poo I'm leaving this planet

I didn't go but apparently Peter Kyle MP for Hove & Portslade shat all over Corbyn during the hustings.

The PLP and other centre right MPs will almost certainly have the knives out in the unlikely event Labour win, they have no shame.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Samovar posted:

OK, it's been a while since I last read this, but is there some kind of on-line resource I can look at to find whom is best to vote for in order to defeat the Tories? I currently reside in Vale of Clwyd. Sorry if this is out of the blue, but I can't seem to find it on my own.

Guardian's tactical voting guide says you should vote Labour to get the tories out.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/02/tactical-voting-guide-how-to-make-your-vote-count-in-the-2017-election

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
May is back out visiting people in the streets again.

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15329378.Why_was_Theresa_May_hiding_from_the_voters_in_a_dark_warehouse_on_the_edge_of_Edinburgh_/

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Zoran posted:

Imagine Owen Smith as leader

All those spicy press conferences he would have given to a room of 30 people.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
https://youtu.be/Gt7lWRtfve8

Unfortunately his voting record is a lot less funny.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Snipee posted:

Hahahaha hahahaha. Should I just save myself the trouble and give up hope now so that I can be pleasantly surprised by anything less awful than an enlarged Tory majority? My head hurts.

Yes.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Just read on our local news that Thornberry will be holding a rally in Brighton tonight, Corbyn is in Birmingham with Steve Coogan, John McDonnell is in Croydon with Ben Elton and Wolf Alice.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Theresa May is cool and good said no-one.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Didn't she visit part of London today and get heckled. That's probably why.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

R. Mute posted:

"Do not lose this man." is kinda heartbreaking really.

Thinking about all the people (particularly the youngsters) that he has infused and the crushing disappointment everyone is going to experience bums me out.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Truly a life changing revelation.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Jose posted:

i want valium and lots of it

Let me tell you about a thing called the darknet.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Limmy is great and so are those small business owners.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Did a democracy comrades, the polling people seemed quite chipper that a whole 20 people had voted in the first hour.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

RabidWeasel posted:

Can confirm, just voted in Essex and I was the only person anywhere near the polling station below 50 (and most of them looked 70+), and there were a lot of them for this time in the morning

Let's hope they are shy socialists.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Uncle Kitchener posted:

I'm ready to blame the elderly for everything now.

Also time to setup my VPNs.

Already got a copy of Tails so I can discuss revolution unmonitored.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Please at least let Rudd and Kirby lose their seats.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Not entirely sure if hope is a lie or not. If it helps, I'm 11 cans of lager to the wind. I'm going to wake up hungover and disappointed, aren't I?

loving hell, are we talking Fosters or Stella here?

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Just hanging out for that Hastings result and then I'll try and get 3 hours sleep. gently caress recounts IMO.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Get this fat gently caress off my telly.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
This is a car crash WTF.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Canterbury to Labour confirmed.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

FFS surely at some point enough is enough.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Yes Kemptown, the gays must love love the jam man.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
BULLSHIT

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
For someone who was asking about new MPs Lloyd Russell-Moyle is a proper good lad and would be fully behind Corbyn, they spoke together at a rally in Brighton before the last leadership election (Peter Kyle didn't turn up).

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
I'm Flick Drummond.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Boris was embarrassing in a number of interviews leading up to the GE.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
So how long until we get a functioning Government?

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Hopefully Lizzy will tell the Tories to get stuffed for making her miss Royal Ascot.

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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
I know that MPs get paid circa. 80k (?) but it must have sucked for some of them tories thinking they were sitting on safe seats before there was a 10% swing and suddenly they have no job.

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