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Labour | 907 | 49.92% | |
Theresa May Team (Conservative) | 48 | 2.64% | |
Liberal Democrats | 31 | 1.71% | |
UKIP | 13 | 0.72% | |
Plaid Cymru | 25 | 1.38% | |
Green | 22 | 1.21% | |
Scottish Socialist Party | 12 | 0.66% | |
Scottish Conservative Party | 1 | 0.06% | |
Scottish National Party | 59 | 3.25% | |
Some Kind of Irish Unionist | 4 | 0.22% | |
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian | 3 | 0.17% | |
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist | 36 | 1.98% | |
Misc. Far Left Trots | 35 | 1.93% | |
Misc. Far Right Fash | 8 | 0.44% | |
Monster Raving Loony | 49 | 2.70% | |
Space Navies Party | 39 | 2.15% | |
Independent / Single Issue | 2 | 0.11% | |
Can't Vote | 188 | 10.35% | |
Won't Vote | 8 | 0.44% | |
Spoiled Ballot | 15 | 0.83% | |
Pissflaps | 312 | 17.17% | |
Total: | 1817 votes |
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Regarde Aduck posted:End all animal testing and replace with clones of Brexit voters. One big advantage of testing with smaller animals is that they breed fast, don't take up much space and are relatively cheap once your breeding line is established. Humans take too long to reach maturity (and human testing is anyway a massive, massive pain in the arse thanks to people generally being unwilling to live at the laboratory and having to be treated with dignity, rights etc.).
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 07:31 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 07:03 |
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Someone earlier in the thread suggested that May had forgotten she'd called an election, I'm starting to think she's forgotten she's Prime Minister.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 21:58 |
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TomViolence posted:Had a stab at improving one of them. Was that audio cut at the end intentional?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 00:50 |
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I dunno, Boris has probably been saving those pig loving pictures for just such an occasion.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 09:14 |
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Oberleutnant posted:I'm living in a dream world That's the approved humane method for killing fish too. The big stick you use is called a priest.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 11:13 |
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I've been in a hut in the mountains the last few days happily away from the internet and news. I see this thread has had a million posts since then, did I miss anything much? I already saw that some people were murdered in London and that the murderers were shot.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 15:36 |
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Corbyn is shooting to kill Tories' seats in Parliament.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 16:17 |
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Steve2911 posted:I almost forgot Scotland would gently caress us. By voting against the Tories in far greater proportion than rUK?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 20:06 |
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Fans posted:No they're predicting 50% which if anything might be a bit low, people keep repeating this 80% thing but it's just people talking poo poo. I don't think that this young person is going to be able to vote, my postal ballot hasn't reached me yet and even if it turns up tomorrow I think it might be too late. My constituency has a huge SNP majority with Labour in distant second (Tories got 7% in 2015 lol), so I guess it won't matter.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 23:52 |
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jBrereton posted:Get a train and vote. It'd be more like get three planes and vote, I think I'll be sitting this one out.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 00:07 |
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Please don't post untagged shock pics in this thread, especially at breakfast time.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 06:26 |
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Zalakwe posted:I am shocked you do not consider this a tasty breakfast. Is like the Nordic countries all had a competition to produce the most disgusting "delicacy". Iceland and Sweden put in strong showings with rotten shark and rotten herring, but Norway decided to prove you can make anything terrible if you try hard enough by combining caramel and cheese into something far worse than mere gone off fish. Finland's attempt was to make licorice one of their major food groups, but for some reason they kept it long after the bet was over.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 06:50 |
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Shame to see Abbott go in some ways - by all accounts she's a good local MP and backbencher, not everyone is cut out for the spotlight. She's also a socialist and black woman and parliament could use more of both. I won't miss her interviews too much but I hope her health recovers.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 10:40 |
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sebzilla posted:Someone please remind me how the NI MPs affect majority threshold. Should be 326 for a majority but it's actually less? The Lib Dems, Labour and the SNP leaders have all gone on record ruling out a formal coalition.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 11:35 |
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Zero Gravitas posted:PS I'm totally on the accelerationist train since I'm loving off to Norway in august so good luck folks Hey good choice I've been here a month now and it loving owns. Went skiing after work yesterday and the sun shines 24/7. The beer is £8 or more a 430ml 'pint' though. And when I was here in winter I didn't see the sun for three months.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 22:37 |
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Related to above does anyone know where I can stream the BBC coverage tomorrow from abroad?
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 22:40 |
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Lots of effort has gone into building many 'better' versions of IRC and IRC will outlive them all. And also us all.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 22:54 |
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I dunno how you all have so many Tory friends. Just scrolling through and my Facebook is a wall of Labour with the occasional hopeful Green growing in the cracks. Maybe the Tories are all shy. I have one friend who professes to be a Tory and I think owns a poster of Thatcher but he's like a post-post-ironic habitually contrary oval office and I doubt if he'll even bother voting.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 01:23 |
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Extreme0 posted:They are. Why do you think they are called Shy Tories? Cos you can't say sly wankers on the news.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 01:29 |
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Kurtofan posted:so this is what it felt like to be a trump supporter on nov 8 I don't think that I feel like a massive tosser just now.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:45 |
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lol
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:48 |
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good dogge
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 23:02 |
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Barbe Rouge posted:There was an article a while ago about a party meeting in which various PLP members took turns making GBS threads on him and I'll never forget a quote about their goal being "breaking him as a man". If he could survive that, I think some idiots on the TV aren't a big deal. The man survived as a socialist Labour MP under Blair. Plus his constituency stuff is clearly really important to him, and they've elected him nine consecutive times. That's got to be a big boost - if he ever starts getting down about the bad press he can just go outside in his constituency and know that more than half the people he meets in the street personally voted for him.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 14:23 |
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Baron Corbyn posted:all so called left leaning members of the SNP should abandon their selfish single issue voting to join us in the Labour Party in the fight against the thumb people to truly create a country for the many and not the few. You can take my ballot for Mhairi Black from my cold, e: should clarify that I'm not an SNP member, just a sometime SNP voter
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 14:32 |
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Jeherrin posted:I wish she loving would. I wish May had gone to the Palace and HM had just said, "gently caress, no, you goddamn lizard, send the rumpled man in a shed over and gently caress off." I doubt Brenda wants Corbs in the Palace, she'd be worried about him measuring up the windows for curtains of deepest red.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 15:08 |
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Night10194 posted:It sounds like a fair number of the people who were strongly against Corbyn in labor are actually really happy to admit they were totally wrong right now. lol what choice do they have? Corbyn's victory over them was so crushing I almost think they might not even bother with a leadership challenge.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 16:47 |
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It probably should be called Team UK tbh. GB doesn't just exclude Norn Iron but also athletes from the other islands.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 16:57 |
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spiderbot posted:Great Britain is the big island (Wales, England, Scotland) and the United Kingdom includes NI and the various small islands. And Team GB is going to need to keep Uist sweet when lifting a massive fuckoff boulder finally makes it as an Olympic sport. E: OwlFancier posted:British Isles = All islands including the Republic of Ireland. That's its slave name please refer only to the North Atlantic Archipelago in future. big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jun 9, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 17:23 |
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Knifegrab posted:Also what is with you guys constantly using the term "knifing." Like its always sharpening knives and they're gonna knife her. I've never heard it really used elsewhere. We don't have many guns. e: oh I'm super late on that one
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 18:06 |
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Orange Marches are fine to about the same extent EDL rallies are fine. Except that only about 12 people show up for the EDL before they get chased into a pub by antifa and they don't play loud music at 8am on a Saturday.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 19:50 |
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Do they sign every piece of correspondence like that? quote:Dear Auntie Mary,
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 01:11 |
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Ian Hislop posted:Boris Johnson, people always ask me the same question, they say, 'Is Boris a very very clever man pretending to be an idiot?' And I always say, 'No.'
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 01:50 |
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The DUP must know as well as the Tories how tenuous their position would be. Surely it's in their interests not to play too hard to begin with; they aren't going to get a better chance for power any time soon and if it's just a supply and demand deal they'll have leverage over May for as long as the Parliament lasts.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 02:09 |
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Kurtofan posted:hahahhaha lol, I doubt you can find enough people in the UK who like Trump even to do a May-meets-the-voters-in-a-warehouse photo op. What's the source on that?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 14:05 |
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Zephro posted:Seems questionable when the anti-Brexit young just voted for you in droves and the EU are dropping hints about forgetting about Brexit altogether. I don't think that since the referendum Corbyn has ever strayed from "Britain voted to leave the EU, Labour recognises that decision and will act to carry it out". I don't see why he would change now - firstly because he probably actually believes in that statement on principle, and secondly because it'd be the biggest possible stick to hand the Tories at a time when they're flailing about for anything they can grasp.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 14:24 |
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This politics stuff is all OK I guess, but I want to know the answer to the really pressing question: has Namtab seduced Pissflaps yet?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 14:32 |
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OwlFancier posted:Labour's not made a secret of their pro brexit stance so I think people voting for them who think they aren't going to do brexit are a bit silly. I agree but it's a surprisingly pervasive idea. A number of people I talk to think that if Labour get in, despite their consistent stance to the contrary, they're going to turn around with a secret plan and undo Article 50 and we can all go back to being a happy and satisfied part of the EU (lol). I can only assume that it's because they think Labour is good and reversing Brexit would be good, therefore it follows that Labour would reverse Brexit.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 14:48 |
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Lt. Danger posted:I think the hope is to play out the Article 50 process, then refer the final deal to the public in referendum and hope that after 2 years the public has realised Brexit is a bad idea/the root causes for the Brexit vote like austerity will have been addressed enough for people to choose Remain. Ride the Chinese fingertrap tiger, etc. It's a possibility I guess. Brexit is less important to me than fixing the problems caused in the first place. I think leaving the EU is a mistake: I voted against it, I have dual European nationality and I've lived and worked in Europe. Britain certainly could be successful outside of it, maybe even do better freed from some of the EU's worse aspects. But it relies on having a good government in power both during and after the exit process. If it's the Tories or a minority government of any stripe then it's going to be exactly the disaster we all fear. If we have a solidly left-wing Labour party with a decent majority and five years in power ahead of them, then maybe we don't even need to cancel Brexit. Maybe that's an overly optimistic and hopeful assessment, but I'd like to think that a Lexit could still work.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 15:04 |
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Being made a lord is Farage's only chance of ever getting a seat in Parliament.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 15:12 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 07:03 |
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kustomkarkommando posted:lol if you are going to start flying into a panic everytime there's a drunken scuffle at a march you're going to kill yourself Extreme0 posted:Yea this is cold mild poo poo. We haven't gotten to the part where children are bottled over the head or disruptions start pissing people who aren't used to them. So far most of the focus has been on the DUP specifically and using them as a club to hit the Tories over the head with, but I don't think it's going to last. I can hardly wait for the first thoughtful editorials in English newspapers on why the Irish are a race of violent, drunken religious nuts without even the good grace to be properly grateful to Britannia for all she's done for them. Are they even really White, I wonder?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 16:03 |