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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Regarde Aduck posted:

End all animal testing and replace with clones of Brexit voters.

One big advantage of testing with smaller animals is that they breed fast, don't take up much space and are relatively cheap once your breeding line is established. Humans take too long to reach maturity (and human testing is anyway a massive, massive pain in the arse thanks to people generally being unwilling to live at the laboratory and having to be treated with dignity, rights etc.).

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Someone earlier in the thread suggested that May had forgotten she'd called an election, I'm starting to think she's forgotten she's Prime Minister.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Was that :byewhore: audio cut at the end intentional?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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I dunno, Boris has probably been saving those pig loving pictures for just such an occasion.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Oberleutnant posted:

I'm living in a dream world

That's the approved humane method for killing fish too. The big stick you use is called a priest.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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I've been in a hut in the mountains the last few days happily away from the internet and news. I see this thread has had a million posts since then, did I miss anything much?

I already saw that some people were murdered in London and that the murderers were shot.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Corbyn is shooting to kill Tories' seats in Parliament.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Steve2911 posted:

I almost forgot Scotland would gently caress us.

By voting against the Tories in far greater proportion than rUK?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Fans posted:

No they're predicting 50% which if anything might be a bit low, people keep repeating this 80% thing but it's just people talking poo poo.

I don't think that this young person is going to be able to vote, my postal ballot hasn't reached me yet and even if it turns up tomorrow I think it might be too late. My constituency has a huge SNP majority with Labour in distant second (Tories got 7% in 2015 lol), so I guess it won't matter.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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jBrereton posted:

Get a train and vote.

It'd be more like get three planes and vote, I think I'll be sitting this one out.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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:barf:

Please don't post untagged shock pics in this thread, especially at breakfast time.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Zalakwe posted:

I am shocked you do not consider this a tasty breakfast.

Is like the Nordic countries all had a competition to produce the most disgusting "delicacy". Iceland and Sweden put in strong showings with rotten shark and rotten herring, but Norway decided to prove you can make anything terrible if you try hard enough by combining caramel and cheese into something far worse than mere gone off fish.

Finland's attempt was to make licorice one of their major food groups, but for some reason they kept it long after the bet was over.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Shame to see Abbott go in some ways - by all accounts she's a good local MP and backbencher, not everyone is cut out for the spotlight. She's also a socialist and black woman and parliament could use more of both. I won't miss her interviews too much but I hope her health recovers.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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sebzilla posted:

Someone please remind me how the NI MPs affect majority threshold. Should be 326 for a majority but it's actually less?

YouGov have the Tories on 304, Labour 266, LD 12 and SNP 46. Would a repeat of the 2010 coalition be enough to hold in practice, or would the Tories be totally hosed and we'd be looking at a Lib/Lab/Nat deal?

The Lib Dems, Labour and the SNP leaders have all gone on record ruling out a formal coalition.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Zero Gravitas posted:

PS I'm totally on the accelerationist train since I'm loving off to Norway in august so good luck folks

Hey good choice I've been here a month now and it loving owns. Went skiing after work yesterday and the sun shines 24/7.

The beer is £8 or more a 430ml 'pint' though. And when I was here in winter I didn't see the sun for three months.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Related to above does anyone know where I can stream the BBC coverage tomorrow from abroad?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Lots of effort has gone into building many 'better' versions of IRC and IRC will outlive them all. And also us all.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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I dunno how you all have so many Tory friends. Just scrolling through and my Facebook is a wall of Labour with the occasional hopeful Green growing in the cracks. Maybe the Tories are all shy. I have one friend who professes to be a Tory and I think owns a poster of Thatcher but he's like a post-post-ironic habitually contrary oval office and I doubt if he'll even bother voting.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Extreme0 posted:

They are. Why do you think they are called Shy Tories?

Cos you can't say sly wankers on the news.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Kurtofan posted:

so this is what it felt like to be a trump supporter on nov 8

I don't think that I feel like a massive tosser just now.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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lol

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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good dogge

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Barbe Rouge posted:

There was an article a while ago about a party meeting in which various PLP members took turns making GBS threads on him and I'll never forget a quote about their goal being "breaking him as a man". If he could survive that, I think some idiots on the TV aren't a big deal.

The man survived as a socialist Labour MP under Blair. Plus his constituency stuff is clearly really important to him, and they've elected him nine consecutive times. That's got to be a big boost - if he ever starts getting down about the bad press he can just go outside in his constituency and know that more than half the people he meets in the street personally voted for him.

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Sep 2, 2011

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Baron Corbyn posted:

all so called left leaning members of the SNP should abandon their selfish single issue voting to join us in the Labour Party in the fight against the thumb people to truly create a country for the many and not the few.

You can take my ballot for Mhairi Black from my cold, Scottish dead hands. Convince her to join Labour or get ScotLab to put forward someone worth voting for.

e: should clarify that I'm not an SNP member, just a sometime SNP voter

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Jeherrin posted:

I wish she loving would. I wish May had gone to the Palace and HM had just said, "gently caress, no, you goddamn lizard, send the rumpled man in a shed over and gently caress off."

I doubt Brenda wants Corbs in the Palace, she'd be worried about him measuring up the windows for curtains of deepest red.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Night10194 posted:

It sounds like a fair number of the people who were strongly against Corbyn in labor are actually really happy to admit they were totally wrong right now.

lol what choice do they have? Corbyn's victory over them was so crushing I almost think they might not even bother with a leadership challenge.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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It probably should be called Team UK tbh. GB doesn't just exclude Norn Iron but also athletes from the other islands.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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spiderbot posted:

Great Britain is the big island (Wales, England, Scotland) and the United Kingdom includes NI and the various small islands.

And Team GB is going to need to keep Uist sweet when lifting a massive fuckoff boulder finally makes it as an Olympic sport.

E:

OwlFancier posted:

British Isles = All islands including the Republic of Ireland.

That's its slave name please refer only to the North Atlantic Archipelago in future.

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jun 9, 2017

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Knifegrab posted:

Also what is with you guys constantly using the term "knifing." Like its always sharpening knives and they're gonna knife her. I've never heard it really used elsewhere.

We don't have many guns.

e: oh I'm super late on that one

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Orange Marches are fine to about the same extent EDL rallies are fine. Except that only about 12 people show up for the EDL before they get chased into a pub by antifa and they don't play loud music at 8am on a Saturday.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Do they sign every piece of correspondence like that?

quote:

Dear Auntie Mary,

Thank you so much for the lovely tea pot, we already tried it when the vicar came over and it pours just great. I hope Uncle Desmond is doing better, we're looking forward to seeing you both in August - and our Kevin managed to get free so he'll be able to come along too! Love from the whole orange family.

HERE WE STAND WE CAN DO NO OTHER

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Ian Hislop posted:

Boris Johnson, people always ask me the same question, they say, 'Is Boris a very very clever man pretending to be an idiot?' And I always say, 'No.'

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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The DUP must know as well as the Tories how tenuous their position would be. Surely it's in their interests not to play too hard to begin with; they aren't going to get a better chance for power any time soon and if it's just a supply and demand deal they'll have leverage over May for as long as the Parliament lasts.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Kurtofan posted:

hahahhaha


Donald Trump is never coming!

lol, I doubt you can find enough people in the UK who like Trump even to do a May-meets-the-voters-in-a-warehouse photo op. What's the source on that?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Zephro posted:

Seems questionable when the anti-Brexit young just voted for you in droves and the EU are dropping hints about forgetting about Brexit altogether.

I don't think that since the referendum Corbyn has ever strayed from "Britain voted to leave the EU, Labour recognises that decision and will act to carry it out". I don't see why he would change now - firstly because he probably actually believes in that statement on principle, and secondly because it'd be the biggest possible stick to hand the Tories at a time when they're flailing about for anything they can grasp.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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This politics stuff is all OK I guess, but I want to know the answer to the really pressing question: has Namtab seduced Pissflaps yet?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

Labour's not made a secret of their pro brexit stance so I think people voting for them who think they aren't going to do brexit are a bit silly.

I agree but it's a surprisingly pervasive idea. A number of people I talk to think that if Labour get in, despite their consistent stance to the contrary, they're going to turn around with a secret plan and undo Article 50 and we can all go back to being a happy and satisfied part of the EU (lol). I can only assume that it's because they think Labour is good and reversing Brexit would be good, therefore it follows that Labour would reverse Brexit.

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Sep 2, 2011

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Lt. Danger posted:

I think the hope is to play out the Article 50 process, then refer the final deal to the public in referendum and hope that after 2 years the public has realised Brexit is a bad idea/the root causes for the Brexit vote like austerity will have been addressed enough for people to choose Remain. Ride the Chinese fingertrap tiger, etc.

It's a possibility I guess. Brexit is less important to me than fixing the problems caused in the first place. I think leaving the EU is a mistake: I voted against it, I have dual European nationality and I've lived and worked in Europe. Britain certainly could be successful outside of it, maybe even do better freed from some of the EU's worse aspects. But it relies on having a good government in power both during and after the exit process. If it's the Tories or a minority government of any stripe then it's going to be exactly the disaster we all fear. If we have a solidly left-wing Labour party with a decent majority and five years in power ahead of them, then maybe we don't even need to cancel Brexit.

Maybe that's an overly optimistic and hopeful assessment, but I'd like to think that a Lexit could still work.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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Being made a lord is Farage's only chance of ever getting a seat in Parliament.

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

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kustomkarkommando posted:

lol if you are going to start flying into a panic everytime there's a drunken scuffle at a march you're going to kill yourself

Extreme0 posted:

Yea this is cold mild poo poo. We haven't gotten to the part where children are bottled over the head or disruptions start pissing people who aren't used to them.

So far most of the focus has been on the DUP specifically and using them as a club to hit the Tories over the head with, but I don't think it's going to last. I can hardly wait for the first thoughtful editorials in English newspapers on why the Irish are a race of violent, drunken religious nuts without even the good grace to be properly grateful to Britannia for all she's done for them. Are they even really White, I wonder?

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