Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Locked thread
Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Paperhouse posted:

His opening speech was laughable but he's had some decent rebuttals so far

I don't get why some of the other left parties are attacking Corbyn and Labour on anything :confused: that's not the target man

He got some stick from the SNP over his 3 line whip for Article 50. The SNP is very much pro remain and it's worth it to keep that particular flag flying.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

You've got a week to get that as a registered charity. Also the current prize pool would buy you two new brake pads, so I wouldn't be picking out what type of animals you want to die for the upholstery in your new Bentley just yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Zfd2Kzw1k

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Jakabite posted:

Odds on Macarius Welch being under 18? Sounds like the sort of Edgelord bullshit I'd have said 6 or 7 years ago.

What do we think the impact will be of the debates on polling? If YouGov have only a 3 point gap before them then I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we saw a Labour lead at some point in the next week.

He wanted Runrig's Loch Lomond as a national anthem so yeah probs.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

Grime is legitimately cool. There's a great independent, DIY attitude through a lot of the scene, by necessity because until recently it was pretty overlooked despite the occasional breakthrough of a Dizzee Rascal or a Lethal Bizzle. And incidentally, grime era Dizzee Rascal remains loving rad. And then guys like JME & Skepta are willing to be activists as well as musicians.

It's genuinely exciting new British music. What other British scene is nearly as vibrant as grime in TYOOL 2017?

Remember that time an idiot Labour Culture Minister dismissed the entire scene as racist? Ahh, Blairism.

The Scottish folk revival. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DeiLjVEc_U

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Regarde Aduck posted:

It doesn't help that the attitude, sometimes by people in this thread, is "if you're successful you'll just move down south anyway". Way to miss the point. Which is that there shouldn't be a reason successful people flee from part of what is a relatively small nation. You fix the loving problem!

edit: aggression not directed at anyone in particular.

I remember bashing my head against the seat in front of me during a QA with Blair Jenkins when a law student at Aberdeen uni said "all of the good legal jobs are in London, won't independence make it much harder for me to move there and get a job?" and just argh.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

kustomkarkommando posted:

You've got to register it as a description with the electoral commission - Looking at it this year the Tories added "The Conservative and Unionist Party" (which I guess they must have stopped using) "Conservatives" and "Scottish Conservative Party Candidate"

The only thing labours added is "Aberdeen Labour, making it happen"...

Just in case people forgot, Aberdeen Labour "made it happen" if "it" was going into coalition with the Tories and independents to lock out the majority SNP councillors, getting themselves kicked out of the party in the process, leaving Aberdeen City Council being run by a coalition of 9 Tories and 13 independents.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

peanut- posted:

In what sense is this true? Serious question. It's a national election, is Scottish Labour a meaningfully distinct entity from the rest of the Labour party at Westminster?

How does more Labour MPs from Scotland equate to anything other than more chance of Corbyn winning?

Also, there is zero loving chance that SNP MPs would vote for anything other than a Corbyn government (leaving themselves open to be accused of getting a Tory government would ruin them), and many SNP MPs are further to the left than Corbyn (Black, Shepherd). There are something like 12 seats where Tories might beat the SNP in Scotland, and people leaving the SNP to vote Labour will risk splitting the vote and letting in the Tories. The one current Labour MP, Ian Murray, is virulently anti-Corbyn, and would probably be part of any future Blairite coup attempt.

Voting Labour in Scotland is... Not a good idea, at least if you want a Corbyn government.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

mediadave posted:

On a yellow-draped platform an orator of the Inner Party, a small lean man with disproportionately long arms and a large bald skull over which a few lank locks straggled, was haranguing the crowd. A little Rumpelstiltskin figure, he gripped the neck of the microphone with one hand while the other, enormous at the end of a bony arm, clawed the air menacingly above his head. His voice, made metallic by the amplifiers, boomed forth on how Scottish Labour was merely a branch office of London Labour. It was almost impossible to listen to him without being first convinced and then maddened. At every few moments the fury of the crowd boiled over and the voice of the speaker was drowned by a wild beast-like roaring that rose uncontrollably from thousands of throats. The most savage yells of all came from the schoolchildren. The speech had been proceeding for perhaps twenty minutes when a messenger hurried on to the platform and a scrap of paper was slipped into the speaker's hand. He unrolled and read it without pausing in his speech. Nothing altered in his voice or manner, or in the content of what he was saying, but suddenly the narratives were different. Without words said, a wave of understanding rippled through the crowd. Scottish labour were not at all a branch office of London Labour! They were a quite separate party! The next moment there was a tremendous commotion. The banners and posters with which the square was decorated were all wrong! Quite half of them had the wrong narrative on them. It was sabotage! There was a riotous interlude while posters were ripped from the walls, banners torn to shreds and trampled underfoot.

Yawn. Slab under Lamont were treated like a branch office by a highly centralised Blairite Labour party, that then installed über-Blairites to run it (Jim Murphy), where it remained a faithful servant of the Blairite faction while Corbyn rose. It's been a perfectly understandable transition from ineffective branch office of the Blairites when they controlled the entire party, to a separately run shambles of a party hanging on to its Blairite power grasping because it's the only thing they know how to do.

Lamont used to announce leftist policies she'd have to roll back two days later when HQ realised it was too left-wing for their centrist triangulation. The situation now has Dugdale putting forward centre-right triangulating positions to win back voters from the Tories and being contradicted by Corbyn.

How this happened is entirely understandable, and it's not some weird manipulative attempt at Orwellian reality bending. poo poo changes.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

Scottish Labour isn't some sort of loving monolith. There are good candidates & bad candidates. A good Labour candidate is better than an SNP candidate unless the only thing you care about is nationalism. But hey, if Corbyn is PM that reduces a lot of peoples desire for independence, including myself.

For reference, since this dumb accusation is continually made by stupid SNP partisans, here's a simple look of 17 good Labour candidates who you should vote for if you live in their constituency.



(Apologies to people who don't care about this. I have no idea why we are going into this is UKMT instead of ScotPol but ho hum)

Except don't be an idiot in Berwickshire, Dumfriesshire, Ayr, or Ochil, because the Tories might win there. Goddammit FPTP is a lovely cynical voting system, so use it cynically and pragmatically.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

So wait, are you made that ScotLab is a branch office, or are you mad that they are now independent of central HQ & not following the Corbyn line. Make up your loving minds eh?

That's my point. It used to be one thing, now it's the other, the reason for that is very understandable and clear, and the party has managed to be in the wrong in both cases. At least Lamont loving tried.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

The choice in Ochil is between a Tory & an ex-Tory. Voting for a good Labour Party candidate is entirely justifiable.

Even an ex-Tory in the SNP follows the goddamm party whip. Look at her loving voting record.

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25274/tasmina_ahmed-sheikh/ochil_and_south_perthshire/votes

How you can say that's not preferable to a literal Tory MP and risk letting in an actual Tory MP to appease your principles is dumb dumb dumb.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Flatscan posted:

Once a Tory, always a Tory, doesn't matter how much tartan you dress it up in.
Yeah, this sure looks like a Tory voting record (with a few exceptions like the fracking stuff).

Consistently voted against use of UK military forces in combat operations overseas

Consistently voted for investigations into the Iraq war

Consistently voted against replacing Trident with a new nuclear weapons system

Almost always voted for more EU integration

Consistently voted against a referendum on the UK's membership of the EU

Almost always voted for a right to remain for EU nationals already in living in the UK

Consistently voted for UK membership of the EU

Consistently voted against military action against ISIL (Daesh)

Consistently voted for paying higher benefits over longer periods for those unable to work due to illness or disability

Almost always voted against a reduction in spending on welfare benefits

Consistently voted against raising the threshold at which people start to pay income tax

We don’t have enough information to calculate Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh’s position on increasing the rate of VAT.

Consistently voted against higher taxes on alcoholic drinks

Consistently voted for higher taxes on banks

Almost always voted against more restrictive regulation of trade union activity

We don’t have enough information to calculate Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh’s position on reducing capital gains tax.

Consistently voted against reducing the rate of corporation tax

Voted a mixture of for and against measures to reduce tax avoidance

Has never voted on stronger tax incentives for companies to invest in assets

Consistently voted for new high speed rail infrastructure

Consistently voted against an equal number of electors per parliamentary constituency

Consistently voted against fewer MPs in the House of Commons

Consistently voted for a wholly elected House of Lords

Consistently voted for removing hereditary peers from the House of Lords

Almost always voted for transferring more powers to the Welsh Assembly

Consistently voted for transferring more powers to the Scottish Parliament

Voted a mixture of for and against more powers for local councils

Consistently voted against a veto for MPs from England, Wales and Northern Ireland over laws specifically impacting their part of the UK

Generally voted for a lower voting age

Consistently voted against a stricter asylum system

Consistently voted against requiring the mass retention of information about communications

Almost always voted against stronger enforcement of immigration rules

Generally voted against mass surveillance of people’s communications and activities

Has never voted on merging police and fire services under Police and Crime Commissioners

Almost always voted for measures to prevent climate change

Consistently voted against greater regulation of hydraulic fracturing (fracking) to extract shale gas

Consistently voted for new high speed rail infrastructure

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Cerv posted:

the rank hypocrisy, you were happy to advocate before the opposite direction of travel.

Excuse me?

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Why would Shinners speak in Scottish Gaelic rather than Gaeilge?

Is Gaeilge maybe not an official UK language? Dunno. Gaidhlig is though.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

MikeCrotch posted:

The problem with this line of thinking is it treats constituencies like fiefs of the SNP which cannot be challenged, when in several of these cases the SNP have won once, two years ago. They do not have some ordained right to demand fealty from other parties.

It means you need to decide what's more important, the importance you attach to a lovely cynical vote in principle, or not having Tory MPs.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Sanitary Naptime posted:

I've got a good egg on my Facebook who posted this, might be worth some of you reposting it if you're in labour/snp marginals (if only there were any)

Read the comments on this page (and maybe the last one). The best way to keep Tories out of Scottish seats is voting SNP, except maybe Edinburgh South.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Oh good the fan club. Give up the party line mate, if I wanted that, I'd be asking the National.

If there's a chance of a labour candidate over an snp one it should be seized upon.

There isn't a chance of a Labour candidate beating an SNP one except Ian Murray. There is a very good chance of Labour votes letting in the Tories in 13 seats. That's just a fact.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

5 more Labour MPs is a good thing. Especially when the SNP have ruled out a coalition.

And you can hardly be shocked that English Labour supporters are wary of a supply & demand deal with the SNP considering what happened the last time a Labour government had one of those with the Nats.

If you're referring to Miliband, he repeatedly ruled out any kind of arrangement.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

No, I'm referring to 1979.

Ah, the time Labour (scottish labour, even) hosed itself over by betraying the SNP with an undemocratic devolution referendum state, yeah, that's totally the SNP's fault.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

Well, yes, nobody forced them to vote with the Tories to force an election that saw the SNP lose 9 seats, Labour lose 50 & Margaret Thatcher become PM.

You're really gonna blame the SNP for the stupid stupid stupid 40% quoracy threshold that they were warned against doing a million times?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

No, I blame Labour for the stupid referendum, I blame the SNP for voting with the Tories in the the vote of confidence that lead to the rise of Thatcher. Said that already.

Labour knew it would trigger a no confidence vote. Labour lost the election. The stupid referendum was an incredible betrayal, they have no one to blame but themselves.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
The big problem with intelligence is that data collecting ability vastly exceeds data analysis ability. Security authorities get swamped with emails and phone calls and keywords and loving EVERYTHING but it needs human analysts to make it in any way relevant, and there's just too much of it.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

TheRat posted:

You know them better than I do, but this strikes me as very harsh

They might privately "want" it but not politically- they would lost a lot of support if they actually didn't prop up the better anti-Tory option.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

botany posted:

I just saw that real wages have dropped by 10.4% in the UK from 2007 to 2015. How much has that been a campaigning issue?

Nowhere near as much as it should have been.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I've been drinking Fraoch and I've resigned myself to a further five years of being angry at everyone and going full saltire mad. Not much else to do eh.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Al-Saqr posted:

is Labour getting 40.4 good?

Also I wish the SNP would at least loving work with labour.

There is absolutely no chance of the SNP voting for anything other than a Jeremy Corbyn Queen's Speech. We've been over this. An SNP MP is effectively a Labour MP in terms of who becomes PM.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Prince John posted:

Wow. What do they think about the moon landings?

On the subject of SNP vs Scottish Labour, in the event of a Corbyn victory, is there anything to be said for just getting rid of Scottish Labour and clean house with a bunch of fresh faces? Or do the Scots demand a separate party apparatus, even if it means its a bit poo poo?

That would be good for labour, yeah. The problem Scottish labour is always going to have though is the constitutional issue- no UK Labour party is ever going to be ok with supporting independence, and as long as Scottish politics is split along constitutional lines... It's going to take a radical restructuring and some serious home rule poo poo to change that, and Scotlab will be stuck between leftwing yes supporters and rightwing unionists until then. Hell, even Neil Findlay went all weird and sectarian.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
What was the difference between the expected youth turnout for Cleggmania and the actual turnout? Is the expected turnout comparable to what was going on with the youth back then?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Goddammit the idiot Slab people are going to let in the Tories.

Where's Detritus when you need him.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

toiletbrush posted:

I overslept so didnt manage to vote this morning, but will be voting Labour later on, same as my brother and sister-in-law. Alas despite my brother being extremely well read on politics, working (loosely) in the field and thoroughly schooling us all on why we should vote labour, my parents are both voting conservative. My dad's reason is that he thinks the tories will be better for the economy - are there any articles or videos from economists explaining the implications one way or the other? I remember there were some great ones for Brexit.

https://benjaminstudebaker.com/2017/06/06/britain-for-the-love-of-god-please-stop-theresa-may/

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
This Leeds guy looks like a vampire.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Thank gently caress for Mhairi Black.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Gonzo McFee posted:

She's the best SNP MP,

Black is the best MP, end of.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Did labour split the vote in Angus.

I bet they did.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Extreme0 posted:

I bet you didn't read the full results dipshit.


Tartan Tories and Tories that voted SNP last time are moving to the UK Tories.

I did after posting that. Yep.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

BigRed0427 posted:

So the SNP isn't a "Left leaning" Party then?

SNP is a broad as gently caress tent, difficult to get 56 of 59 seats in 2015 otherwise.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
gently caress

gently caress SCOTTISH LABOUR FOREVER

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

serious gaylord posted:

Scotland are effectively voting on indyref 2. The snp lost. Another huge swing from snp straight to the tories has cost Tasmin her seat

No they're loving not, SNP ditched second indyref commitment.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
loving Blair McDougall. gently caress.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Lads I'm away to have an aneurysm. See you in valhalla.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
My gf is busy throwing popcorn kernels at Clegg on the screen.

  • Locked thread