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| Labour |
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907 | 49.92% |
| Theresa May Team (Conservative) |
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48 | 2.64% |
| Liberal Democrats |
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31 | 1.71% |
| UKIP |
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13 | 0.72% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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25 | 1.38% |
| Green |
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22 | 1.21% |
| Scottish Socialist Party |
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12 | 0.66% |
| Scottish Conservative Party |
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1 | 0.06% |
| Scottish National Party |
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59 | 3.25% |
| Some Kind of Irish Unionist |
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4 | 0.22% |
| Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian |
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3 | 0.17% |
| Some Kind of Irish Nationalist |
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36 | 1.98% |
| Misc. Far Left Trots |
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35 | 1.93% |
| Misc. Far Right Fash |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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49 | 2.70% |
| Space Navies Party |
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39 | 2.15% |
| Independent / Single Issue |
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2 | 0.11% |
| Can't Vote |
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188 | 10.35% |
| Won't Vote |
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8 | 0.44% |
| Spoiled Ballot |
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15 | 0.83% |
| Pissflaps |
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312 | 17.17% |
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Hoops posted:I was actually serious, A lot of thread regulars here do not have strong control over their emotions and are unable to understand when someone is not making a literal argument. gently caress off and stop making excuses for cunts.
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namesake posted:Take that Corbynailures! Quick lads, let's have a whip around to pay someone to airlift Corbyn's allotment to the roof of No.10.
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Jun 4, 2017 22:02
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ShredsYouSay posted:So we just need Trump to endorse Theresa may and she's finished? Seem so. Say what you will for the British public, at least they seem to see through Trump 's bullshit.
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Jun 5, 2017 09:48
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Heading up to Gateshead to watch Corbyn's speech on this damp afternoon. It's been a long time since I've gotten this enthusiastic about politics. Doubt things will matter around here, being a sea of Labour safeseats with UKIP completely decimated, but after spending my adult life in despair about the state of things it feels like a massive shake-up.
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Jun 5, 2017 16:30
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We're long established rules only matter for parties that aren't Tories.
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Jun 5, 2017 16:56
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Gateshead rally was good, despite being wetter than Pissflaps at a new Yougov poll. Lots of talk about pushing the political conversation with mates/family/people on the street, lots of YOOFS there getting into it.
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Jun 5, 2017 20:40
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Managed to convince my nan to break her lifetime tribal Toryism to not vote for the first time. She can't stand May, but she's bought the Mail's bullshit on Jam Grandad hook line and sinker  .All stocked up for tomorrow. Cider for Labour gains, hard stuff for Tory gains, here we here we here we loving go.
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Jun 7, 2017 19:25
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Dear my fellow YOOFS. Please turn out in large numbers and prevent us from being collectively, vengefully hosed by the Olds tomorrow. Or at least, one of you become a PROPA LEDGE and fling some dogshit at May on Friday.
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Jun 7, 2017 21:03
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Kurtofan posted:who the gently caress is voting libdem! Pissflaps, the silent singularity.
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Jun 7, 2017 21:12
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OfficialGBSCaliph posted:Haha, pissflaps votes labour. Shock twist, he was Owen Smith all along.
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Jun 7, 2017 21:17
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Olds stay in, fearful of catching flu from the rain. Youth tough it out. Labour landslide, Thor thanked for support.
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Jun 7, 2017 21:49
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Glad to see fear wins. Good thing we'll never let terrorism affect us right lads? Lads?
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Jun 7, 2017 22:10
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:Nah, Tories aren't Khorne. Tories are Tzeentch. You know you're going to get hosed by them at some nebulous point in the future, and it's going to hurt the entire time you're dying. Tories are stagnation, decay, stasis. They're the creeping dread that brings about the long, agonising death. They're Nurgle through and through.
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:at least the everyone will die in record numbers. ftfy Gyro Zeppeli posted:And to connect all four: Tories are Slaanesh because Tories gently caress kids and animals. C'mon, Slaanesh has as sense of aesthetics and inclusivity. loving a Pig's head ain't exactly artistic.
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Jun 7, 2017 22:23
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jfc just how useless are the pollsters. Punch me in the teeth if I ever look at another election poll again.
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Jun 7, 2017 23:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg Off to vote as soon as me old Mam gets up, first time she's been convinced to vote in... ever. In a deep Tory oval office area of a Labour safe seat, hopefully it'll lead to some spectacular bellowing matches at the polling stations like last time.
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Tesseraction posted:
The face of a man who's just seen some gay lads holding hands off in the distance and is desperately resisting the urge to scream that they're going to hell.
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Jun 8, 2017 11:19
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Roark posted:Long time thread lurker who voted Lib Dem by post ballot weeks ago (I live abroad). Please forgive me. Why. Serious question, I'm curious as to why you voted Lib Dem in the first place. Party Plane Jones posted:https://twitter.com/_snozberries/status/872767756751572994 loving pathetic. The fear is palatable through the sneerng, condecending tone. Long shot, but surely there's somewhere to report this kinda fuckery.
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Jun 8, 2017 16:15
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Wait, what the gently caress happened. I wake up and everyone told me May got hung. Is Jezza in with a chance?
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Jun 9, 2017 06:28
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Are we doomed to Tory again or is it Coalition of Chaos time?
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Jun 9, 2017 06:36
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croc suit posted:Communism is the refuge of angry, desperate losers just like islamism Somebody's mad UKIP got dunked on. Kill yourself Nazi.
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Jun 9, 2017 08:59
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Weasling Weasel posted:One of the strengths of FPTP is the fact that is likely to lead to strong governements. So with coalitions in two of the last three elections, is it time to bin it off? We need body armour/medical gear/something else the Tories cut drasticly, not an Alternitive Voting system.
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Jun 9, 2017 09:01
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Prime Designate Corbyn the Jammy
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Kurtofan posted:this man is a oval office of the highest order, he's Maga-signalling to his retarded American fanbase He hasn't left his appartment in years afraid of them MOOSLIMS, eats paper and unironically likes Hopsin. Lol just lol.
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Jun 9, 2017 10:46
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Jun 9, 2017 10:54
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People were mentioning another election around October, what would be the inciting incident of such a deathblow to the Tories?
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Jun 9, 2017 11:02
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Can we just start the no-confidence votes already? Everything I've heard even most of the Tories don't want to go ahead with this. The next few months are gonna be a farce.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Owen Smith would have won the election and - Don't even entertain it, it's too miserable to bear.
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Jun 10, 2017 10:49
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Pistol_Pete posted:I'm expecting the next Labour leadership challenge on Monday. Amazingly, the Blairite filth didn't pick the day of the election to kick it off, which is a small mercy. Let them, time for The Jez to score a hat trick and completely crush the PLP.
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Jun 10, 2017 11:08
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:So how long until this shithouse coalition collapses and we have another election? My money's on November October at most, I'm betting on some massive rebellion and/or scandal in the first two months then hilarity until Jam Grandad finally delivers the mercy kill.
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Jun 10, 2017 19:40
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Bardeh posted:As I understand it, Confidence and Supply is basically where the DUP promises to help them get the Queens Speech through, but after that will be in the position of being able to dictate terms on anything else. A coalition means the two parties come to an arrangement beforehand where those concessions are given upfront, in exchange for the DUP promising to go along with the party line. Ah, so they're loving us. Lovely, the left-wing has a coalition ready and raring and the Tories can slip in with this poo poo. Let the hilarity roll.
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Jun 10, 2017 19:48
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Al-Saqr posted:The DUP is lead by a woman?! If there's any take-away from politics, it's that people can and will vote/fight against their best interests ferociously, oftentimes motivated by sheer spite.
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learnincurve posted:I simply can't comprehend why she isn't simply quitting and quietly retiring, you have to be utterly delusional not to see that it won't just be the DUP holding her hostage it's going to be every single Tory backbencher, a group traditionally ignored and cowed by the whips, making demands as well. Gives me the vibes of Thatcher's last days in power, except May's only been PM for just under a year. Nice of her to skip most of the horrors Thatch inflicted and skipped straight to the megalomania, paranoia and delusions.
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nothing to seehere posted:Then the government will lose a vote of no confidence, and we'll get another election. 2017's been better than the previous couple of years already, it just needs to end with the Tories being electorally crucified and it'll be amazing.
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Thanks Ants posted:Are we going to be celebrating June 9th regularly as The Day of The Absolute Boy, or are we hanging on for May's imminent resignation as the greater event? June 9th marks the start of the Festival of The Absolute Boy, which runs until (insert day May gets the boot).
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Andrast posted:I can't wait to see the awkward courting of young voters in the next Tory election campaign Teresa May is the *squints at hand* Certain Female, innit bruv. #noveltypop4may
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Jun 10, 2017 21:01
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All seriousness, I'm over the moon my generation/younger are finally starting to be felt as a serious political force and I'm so grateful it was Corbyn that energised us. There's still a lot of work to do ofc, the youth politics seems to be split between: -Labour, the largest group now as we clearly saw. Good boys/girls who deserve their dinner eggs. -Young Tories, rich cunts who need their birthday Lambos keyed up immediately. May flee the Tories en-mass with their alliance with DUP/all the bullying that goes in within the YT. -UKIP, lost causes, May go back to apathetic, may go full fash/alt-right, slim chance they'll turn with enough kicks to the face. -Apathetic, the biggest worry. If Corbyn leaves for whatever reason and the next Labour leader can't motivate the youth like he can we may see apathy reclaim much of the youth. Major Labour gains may drag more kids out of this group next time round. Expect everyone to chase after the Youth vote next time. Expect many terrible, terrible memes.
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Jun 10, 2017 21:18
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Kurtofan posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-vows-oust-theresa-10601306 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik
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Jun 10, 2017 21:56
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I think the cult of BOZZA WORRA LEGERND has died a just death. At best people see him as an idiot. At worst people see him as the oval office he is under the buffoonish performance. He doesn't even seem to be liked in his own party. He may be more conniving than May, but still easy prey for The Absolute Lad if he does snatch the PM spot from May.
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Spangly A posted:you're against an opponent you've completely exhausted the British public's tolerance for personal attacks trying to oust, cocked up, and will now replace the aloof PM with a blundering attack dog. Tories are delusional? Say it ain't so.
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