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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bangin' OP, very good photographs.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm not from England, I don't know how things work over there, but why are Lib Dems in this election? Weren't they completely destroyed last time you guys decided to have an election? How are they still claiming to be a political party?

That is not dead which can eternal lie about their policies, and with strange aeons even frogs may stop being gay because of chemicals.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Paperhouse posted:

The poll in the OP with Labour as blue and Conservatives as red is triggering me. mods?

?

It's Labour red and Con Blue for me.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Reposting this since it was posted in what I assume was the middle of a debate:

Even though I'm an American I took yer poll fer poo poo an giggles.

http://imgur.com/a/Zer0v

The poll sucked - that or the way the campaigns present themselves is very misleading. Even I who follows British politics quite closely, was unable to decipher quite a bit of the policy questions.

I mean, that you got lib dem might just mean you're not that well acquainted with UK politics.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sikkerhet sounds like some kind of radical heterosexual death metal group.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

And Lesbisk sounds like something second wave feminists give their daughters when they're teething.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Angepain posted:

My winning strategy of "pick the closest Swedish word you know of and then attempt to translate it with your A2-on-a-good-day level Swedish" is just about working here, but regardless of your crazy singsong language skills, clicking on that article and seeing the reveal of the full picture is a pro click.

:vince:

That loving hair.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh god can all our our news be in Norwegian from now on, I can barely understand it but I'm having such fun with the words.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Shat it you panikkslagen.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Well as it was presented to me...


None of these seemed to bad of an idea to me....

UKIP was pro NHS privatization until very recently.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Now explain why some people want to do away with fuel subsidies for flights and not expand your airports?

Green party, one would assume? They're basically luddites.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Vitamin P posted:

On reflection Farrons Cheeky Chappy routine was significantly more embarrassing than Mays no-show.

Remember that your baseline for that is Tim Farron Existing.

spectralent posted:

But also yeah the main reason I can never vote green ever is because I studied a science and the Greens either don't understand or don't care about science.

In fairness nor do most politicians.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

6 to 8 hours is a long period of time. If I could fly for a reasonable price as I understand you can in England to these places that I go in America I would.

But from my airport a 1.5 hour flight cost $400 and a 3-4 one costs $700. And those are local within the us. Not international.

That is the point.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Sure you can. 20%-30% of carbon emissions come from livestock. Only like 10% come from planes. If that. Planes are pretty green compared to cars.

And far less so than trains.

Trains are good.

spectralent posted:

They make less of a big deal about the environment, though, and the environment is fundamentally a scientific, evidence-based issue. If you care about the environment, pay attention to scientists. Otherwise you're just doing hippy grandstanding.

I would probably argue that the prevailing attitude is that the environment doesn't really matter, which is also a bollockfeel position.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

spectralent posted:

Well, yes, but "The environment doesn't matter, because capitalism" shouldn't be met with "the environment does matter, because ~gaia~".

Not ideally no, but I'll take sappy hippies over people who are liable to gently caress us over out of malice.

Alas most human activity is emotional, not cognitive, so any political party advocating for saving the planet is going to attract a lot of people who want to do that by singing at it and holding hands.

What you'd want is the technocratic party, which sadly would also attract a bunch of silicon valley techbros, because you can even approach science in a cargo cult fashion.

I mean I'm a bloody commie mostly out of a mix of spite and idealism so I don't feel qualified to complain about the greens.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jun 1, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Paperhouse posted:

Yeah but... do they want the Tories to win

I mean I guess everyone know they will so

Probably?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Middlesbrough South is even more awkward because we've got a new MP standing, the UKIP vote is enough to completely destabilize the constituency, and the Labour vote has been dropping steadily and would be on course to fall below the tories this election.

I have no loving idea how it's going to go here.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Historically over here that's why you bring capital to heel as sharply as possible.

spectralent posted:

The issue is the environment is a fundamentally scientific issue. The sterling example being nuclear power and research thereof; the greens are staunchly opposed to it, because it sounds a bit labcoaty.

I concur, but still, practically as long as you're having public participation in politics your chocies are between nuclear bad because scary, nuclear good because cool, environment bad because money, environment good because trees.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

spectralent posted:

Pretty scary how many people I have to explain fundamental aspects of the UK democratic process to on a regular basis, tbh, so this doesn't surprise me.

Today I met a man who hadn't heard of the Labour Party and didn't know the groups of politicians were called "parties". This man had registered to vote.



I'm doing this in real life.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

So based on the Yougov projections the Tories will not take a majority correct?

In that case is it hung? Or what percentage do you need to hold to hold power?

Can parties make coalitions? Would the rest of the left be willing to form a coalition with Labour or is their only hope come from winning a majority outright?

Yes parties can make coalitions, we had one until 2015.

There isn't really much of a left other than Labour but if the conservatives cannot secure a majority they will be in deep poo poo. Minority governments are a thing but we haven't had one for a long time and they tend not to work out well.

The comedy option is that remainaholic Tim Farron goes into coalition with the tories and does a brexit. I think the lib dem base might actually catch fire.

The government is formed by parliament holding a vote to establish one, it can do this without a majority as long as everyone consents to it. Otherwise we reroll the election until a government happens.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

spectralent posted:

The Lib Dems would be finished if he did this. It's all they have left.

I still think the lib dems actually are powered by phylacteries and cannot die a true death but it would be hilarious.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

MrL_JaKiri posted:

In the actual meaning of the word, rather than the pejorative one!

I know it's great! I was inordinately pleased by that.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

What about the SNP? Plaid Cymru? Green Party? I though they were considered left?

And the Lib-Dems? More likely to stand with the Tories than Labour?

SNP have an image of being "progressive" but they are not particularly left, PC and the greens account for, what, three MPs? The lib dems were in government with the tories from 2010 to 2015...

I thought you said you followed UK politics.

E: PC have 3 seats, so four between the two parties.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

hakimashou posted:

What actually does happen if there's no majority or coalition to be made after the election, if they can't pass a budget or whatever?

Then you have no government and the election happens again until you do.

That is where "confidence and supply" comes from. Confidence establishes the government, supply means you vote for the budget.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

I do somewhat.

How is being Progressive not being leftist? In the us the only leftists we have are progressives.

And I assume that the SNP are to the left of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown who built the modern Labour party right?

So how would one even claim Labour itself is leftist by these standards?

Left is economics, "progressive" is social. Lib dems are progressive, sometimes, but definitely not left.

Traditionally there is very sparse connection between economic leftism and social progressivism in terms of stuff like gay marriage and drug legalization, blair notoriously liked banning lots of stuff. More recently Labour has been integrating a lot of good social policy into its platform but it's not something you should take for granted and it's also something that parties will advocate for in the same breath as laissez faire economics.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jun 1, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean the bloody Tories even passed gay marriage through gritted teeth under Cameron so that should illustrate that there are social policies that have nothing to do with where you sit on a lot of domestic/economic policy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

To put it in US terms I guess that Labour currently would probably more like, erm, maybe DSA? Liberals would be the Democrats, Tories would be... pfff, actually Tories would probably be the Democrats under Hilary to be honest in a lot of ways, though they inherit the Reagan legacy of "gently caress the government" which puts them similar to the Republicans and they also have the nasty old + money wing who would probably be all for a lot of the other republican positions.

UKIP vacillates between being libertarians or insane trumpers.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Spangly A posted:

the republicans have that religious bent which gives them a socially regressive stance that's only really matched by specific individuals, like most tories, or tim farron

Yeah we don't really have a party alternative to them because that part hides behind the "nice" side of the tory party and doesn't have as overt a say on policy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

You say that the SNP isn't to the left on economics but I assume the SNP aren't sitting happily as the NHS is destroyed and sold off by the Tories or food benefits for school children are taken from them.

But maybe this comes from my American background. Here being "Left" on economics means supporting a wide safety net, welfare, subsidies, these sort of things. With the extent you support these programs being how hard to the left you are. Regulating companies to some extent and the extent of supporting regulation defines how to the left you are when it comes to economics.

And I assume that the SNP doesn't oppose funding the NHS properly, and doesn't want to strip people of their pensions, or isn't against expanding public housing policy, or properly funding education & infrastructure.

Broadly, I don't think they really care about that because the SNP are nationalists. They are, in many ways, a single issue party, which is that they want Scotland to be independent of the rest of the UK. The UK falling to bits is good for them because it makes people want to vote for independence because Scotland skews, in many ways, very anti-tory. Tories running the country is a boon to the SNP. They have limited power in Scotland because we have limited devolved powers but what power they have has not, generally, been used consistently to enact very leftist policies. They trend towards lower tax, cutting services, and not doing much in general, making them distressingly similar to the tories or the liberals.

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Because in the United States, the conservative party is all against these. They don't want any kind of public funds in healthcare, don't want any kind of public retirement program, and kind of public housing program, wants to sell all public infrastructure including parks to large corporations and anyone who does support any other policies is simply considered a economic leftist.

Right now I know that Brexit is the big dominating factor. But I assumed that SNP was very much against that, seeing how they wanted to push for another independence vote just so they could continue to remain part of the EU while England Brexited, until the EU vetoed that option as my understanding of the news is.

So in my consideration I assumed that all these parties, seeing the horrible things the Tories have done to the NHS, to Education, would come together to prevent the bleeding.

But maybe I underestimate the maturity of UK politicians.

The tories also want that here, they're functionally reaganites, trying to dismantle the government except where it can be used to profit the rich. The EU itself is in a lot of ways entirely compatible with this view because the EU is a massive free market capitalist institution and it doesn't, really, like state intervention in the market. The tory party, I should remind you, was officially pro-remain. Theresa may was pro remain until she took office. The big business side of the UK political scene is pro europe because it makes them a lot of money. But the tory party also contains a lot of the xenophobes and is pandering to the UKIP vote as well, so the party is split between the group that wants to make money and the group that wants to stay in power by riding the UKIP wave.

Every party in the UK wants its own thing, none of them like each other and they will not co-operate any more than they absolutely have to. The exceptions being the tiny parties like greens/PC because they don't have anything to lose.

The EU is not leftist, the tories are not, entirely, anti EU, nor are Labour, the SNP are entirely after their own ideological commitment to Scottish nationalism and independence, the liberals are entirely after power, Labour's democratic socialist wing is currently holding the reins and is ideologically committed to government spending and control of the economy for the benefit of the majority.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jun 1, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Crazy how little foreign policy there is in that. Probably knowing how much Corbyn seems to side with the Russians - which worries me.

No proper policy from either party to how to deal with Russia, who has now stolen the elections of one of the largest countries on earth, targetted Brexit election as well with it's disinformation campaign, and will target these elections as well there is no doubt.

I sure hope england has safeguards in place to protect its government from politicians compromised or bought of by the Russians. But considering London is literally their playground, I don't see that happening. That is scary.

The UK has very little to do with Russia other than financially because it's the financial capital of the continent, and anything it did have to do with Russia militarily would require the co-operation of the EU.

I don't think Corbyn gets on particularly well with invasion happy plutocrat Vladimir Putin, somehow, and I don't see why you would think that.

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

I assumed the SNP came to power because of the drop of funding to their constituencies due to the collapse of the labour party and in order to move their government more to the left which was prevented by the Tories. And I always assumed that once Labour came to power that they would be more than happy to work with them to pursue their ultimate goal of a more equal Scotland.

That is almost entirely wrong, the SNP came to power because Labour has historically been very strong in Scotland but has failed to deliver much of substance there for some time and had become complacent. They are utterly opposed to Labour because Labour is unionist. The SNP have been around a long time and their goal has always been to get Scotland out of the political control of the rest of the UK, nothing more and nothing less. Equality has nothing to do with it. They are nationalists.

They have made overtures to the left to co-opt the traditional Labour vote, but primarily they are trying to use Scottish antipathy towards the tories to split the country off, regardless of whether that would actually be helpful, and they will continue to pursue that to the expense of everything else regardless of its tenability.

They would not, in all likelihood, vote with the Tories because that would seriously damage their credibility at home, but their support of Labour is far from guaranteed either.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jun 1, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Was Theresa May actually out campaigning or anything during that debate?

I'm hoping someone looks up her schedule or photographs her down the pub or something.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

I though the UK subsidized them?

It does.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ThomasPaine posted:

Yeah that's my constituency and I'm probably going to vote Labour but then I'm also thinking:

1. Patrick Harvie is standing as the Green candidate and he would easily be the best individual MP (and the Green vote is not insignificant here)
2. The Tories have become the de facto 'unionist' party in Scotland so I'm expecting them to pick up major gains from the No brigade, so part of me is thinking that splitting the SNP vote in a not wholly safe seat might be inviting an upset
3: I want Corbyn to be PM and I think he would end up in a confidence and supply arrangement with the SNP if that option presented itself but it feels somehow ridiculous to not vote for Labour. The Labour candidate is also new and fairly unremarkable.

So yeah still haven't quite worked it out yet.

My advice would genuinely be to vote to keep the tories out. The SNP are gobshites but Scotland as you say seems to be swinging distressingly Tory so keeping their numbers down is something I would be concerned about.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

One of the nice things about UKMT is when people are wrong they get told so and if they don't like it they get told to gently caress off.

It's a microcosm of ideal society.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Anidav posted:

So should I bet money on a Labor minority?

You should always bet on the result you don't want because then when it happens you get money as consolation.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Apparently I like grime??

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Baron Corbyn posted:

sounds like he's going to play it safe

I feel like "there is no choice" is a bit of a risky statement.

I mean, it's true, but it's true because he's decided it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

Grime is legitimately cool. There's a great independent, DIY attitude through a lot of the scene, by necessity because until recently it was pretty overlooked despite the occasional breakthrough of a Dizzee Rascal or a Lethal Bizzle. And incidentally, grime era Dizzee Rascal remains loving rad. And then guys like JME & Skepta are willing to be activists as well as musicians.

It's genuinely exciting new British music. What other British scene is nearly as vibrant as grime in TYOOL 2017?

Yeah I'm going through some on youtube and it's really good.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

Remember that time an idiot Labour Culture Minister dismissed the entire scene as racist? Ahh, Blairism.

Wait what? How does that work?

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Firos posted:

Wiley (King of Grime or something) did a thing at my SU way back in 2012. He turned up 2 hours late, was poo poo, got booed offstage, then went on to post on Twitter about how the students at my uni were "lizard students".

That's my grime story thanks and god bless.

Were they?

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