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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm not from England, I don't know how things work over there, but why are Lib Dems in this election? Weren't they completely destroyed last time you guys decided to have an election? How are they still claiming to be a political party?

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I took that poll and it turns out I'm 60% Green, 20% Labour, and 20% Lib Dem. Zero percent Space Navies is surprising to me.

But I did have to do a lot of guessing on what some of the policies meant

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Now explain why some people want to do away with fuel subsidies for flights and not expand your airports?

It is an island, you can only expand airports so much

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
How does emigration from the UK to other EU countries work right now? Could a bunch of British doctors and nurses and scientists just move to Europe before Brexit and stay there? Or is that one of those things that's going to be negotiated?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

jBrereton posted:

It's how it was, still. We're still in the EU.

Probably.

So if May gets re-elected, shouldn't they all do that? I mean, every time a Republican in America gets elected, people say they're gonna move to Canada but they never do. But that seems like a really viable option for British people, especially ones who have specialized skills like being a doctor

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al-Saqr posted:

those ISIS monsters are probably trying to influence the election, what purpose would this have? Do they prefer Theresa may?

ISIS believes in an actual apocalypse, and their primary tactic outside the Middle East is for just random losers to go crazy and do some random crime, trying to read too much into their tactics seems kinda fruitless

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

Actually the parents are less likely to be radical and more likely to adapt to western values than the children.

The reason their children radicalize falls entirely on western and british culture for not accepting them as much, having grown up as a second generation immigrant I know that feeling first hand. Where you feel to South America to be American and if you go to South America, too American to be South American. So you have no place. No home. No place you can identify with fully. But someone you met online tells you you can be good and loyal to your identity, and change the world at the same time by being a good christian, and killing other people, to bring about the second coming of Christ.

Do you not see how this works?

If in that situation you decide to do what the internet man tells you and kill a bunch of people, you're a oval office

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Namtab posted:

The UK marxism thread is surprisingly hostile to regressive viewpoints. Who knew?

I always thought that UKMT was short for UK Market, for some reason

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skinty McEdger posted:

6 dead. All three suspects shot and killed by the police and the canisters around the body were a "hoax"

A hoax as in they never existed or a hoax as in they weren't actually bombs?

If terrorists are carrying around random suspicious poo poo just to make the cops detonate them so they get a bonus explosion after they die, that's kinda genius.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skinty McEdger posted:

The press got that clarified. They were literally wearing canisters and stuff as to appear that they were wearing explosive devices, but they were apparently fake.

I bet that guarantees that they don't get taken alive.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm not in Britain, so I'm mainly getting British political news second hand from reading threads. As far as I cant ell, Theresa May's promises to the British people are to fire all the cops, fire all the firefighters, and replace the internet with going to jail. And the primary argument for voting for her is that Jeremy Corbyn is either silly or horrifying.

Does she have an actual positive message to get people to vote for her?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Apraxin posted:

I don't think 'positive' is exactly the word but the parts of her message related to 'vote for me', as opposed to 'jeremy corbyn, what a nutter' are mix of repeating over and over what a competent and safe pair of hands she is (please do not think too much about this or ask for specific examples) and that ParliaWint tweet about fiddling with the racism dial until you find the most audience-pleasing setting.

She's been PM for awhile now, right? Does she have a track record that justifies the safe hands argument?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skinty McEdger posted:

Actually to be fair I should probably give some context to where the strong and stable poo poo comes from. It isn't at all related to her governance of the country, but it was always intended as an attack on the perception of Labour as a divided party with weak leadership. When the election started she had an absolutely ridiculous lead over Corbyn on "seen as strong" and her approval rating was the highest recorded. Since then both have plummeted and Corbyn is polling higher on both counts.

So this is all the fault of the Labour leadership that tried to gently caress over Corbyn and their own voters?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Apraxin posted:

You're probably better off asking someone else this one. She focuses as much on her stint as Home Secretary before she became PM as she does on the past year. In that role, she introduced... well, a bunch of bad poo poo, but among it was minimum annual income requirements necessary for being allowed to bring your foreign spouse to live in the UK, as a result of which I can basically never go home again, so I really loving hate her!

Wait, what? She made it illegal to marry a foreigner if you're poor? What the gently caress?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
That just seems like evil for the sake of evil

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

In recent American history at least, if the election is all about one candidate, that candidate wins.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheRat posted:

Today's Norwegian update:



Ive never seen May look so non-evil

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tigey posted:

Am seeing the Tories consistently trying to establish the narrative that the only lost seats because Corbyn bribed naive young people with unaffordable gifts like tuition fees, etc.

Labour needs to shut this line down quickly before it becomes widely accepted

Is "people voted for Labour because Labour promised them things they want" an attack?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Spiffster posted:

Seriously where did all this upswell of Labour support come from all of a sudden? Was May's misstep of suspending rights really that much of an impact? Because if that happened in America we would be like, welp, as long as abortion is made illegal or minorities are deported you got my vote...

I think that there's an untapped voterbase of people who want things to get better, not worse. Corbyn spoke to those people

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
If the Conservatives can't form a coalition government, what happens? What happens, like, mechanically. Is May still PM? you guys were saying another election would be called, does that happen automatically?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skinty McEdger posted:

The mail's headline:

"White van driver injures at least 10 people after ploughing into a crowd outside hate cleric Abu Hamza's former mosque in London's Finsbury Park as Muslims finish evening prayers"

So this was like the British Muslim version of the Westboro Baptist Church?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Skinty McEdger posted:

Middle aged white guy, looking not unlike a thumb with a bad wig.

Standard's reporting that the rental van he was driving is registered to Pontaclun Van Hire in Wales.

So it's Welsh separatists.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Why haven't white community leaders condemned this attack?

The perpetrator's identity hasn't been confirmed yet

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fans posted:

For confused Europeans it helps to know Brexit was never meant to happen. Calling a referendum on it was a political stunt that massively backfired and now no one knows what to do with it.

Shouldn't the conservatives have learned from that that if you're in power you shouldn't do democracy except when you absolutely have to?

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