UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Steve2911 posted:

Except the one guy voting Tory because "the NHS needs a kick up the arse".

To go with the last seven years of kicking in the head we have had?

Serotonin fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jun 1, 2017

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 07:59

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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:

I stared too hard into the abyss

gently caress off. You aren't edgy, you are just an insufferable pathetic little prick

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 16:58

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Tigey posted:

Farage/Hopkins/etc know they are lying and whoring themselves out, but they don't care - its not intended for a UK audience, and it gains them money, infamy and profile in the US.

They cynically use these tragedies to market themselves. Hopkins has been sacked by LBC and Mail on Sunday, and was kicked off the Sun a whole back. She's desperately looking for the next meal ticket

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 17:47

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spud posted:

Hey something really bad just happened in the UK, I will head over to DnD to see wha........nah......Still not working on reality like ordinary people.

Maybe you should stick to the Mail and the Express

# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 18:55

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CyberPingu posted:

Doesnt it really all hinge around the severity of the situation. If a guy is running around with a knife then you should try to subdue him, at worst a pop shot in the leg to take him down. But if someone is in a bomb jacket then I dont know if they have much choice.

As already stated that's not the shoot to kill policy that Corbyn was being asked about. It's been really badly reported

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 12:19

Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Lovechop posted:

i support shoot to kill but only for 'small business owners'

And landlords

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 13:16

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

As someone training to be a teacher in his mid-twenties, I'd say he did have a duty of care. Don't know the story, but I'd expect to be able to get as many kids as you could find and hiding with them.

e:I don't think he should be charged or held accountable or anything, but just the expectation I'd set for myself and anyone else put in the situation.

How can you not know this story?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 17:56

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I meant the camp leader's specific circumstances, what he did or didn't do. Not Breivik's attack.

Oh fair enough

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 18:14

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Steve2911 posted:

I don't think I've ever had a personal visit during any sort of campaign.

Same. I've had 7 Tory leaflets and 5 Lib Dem. No Labour but then again it's a two horse race here and Labour polled about 8% last election

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 18:16

Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

I live in a Lib Dem/ Tory marginal ( historically Lib, but Tory won in 2915 with 4%) where Labour polled less than UKIP last time (7.8%). Labour haven't even sent out any election leaflets as far as I can tell.

I really don't know if I can do the allegedly sensible thing and vote Lib Dem, coz gently caress that shitweasal Farron

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 07:53

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fridge corn posted:

Im the same and voted Lib dem cuz at least the local candidate is a good guy and has been good for the constituency when he was MP before (he lost to the tories in 2015)

Ours is a new candidate. The previous incumbent was Steve Webb ( former Pensions minister in the coalition )and I think despite about fifteen years of reasonable good service to the area he got ducked hard over the coalition.

Gah. For the first time in my life, having voted since 1992, I've got a manifesto and leader of a party I truly believe in, and I can't even vote for his party without it potentially being the wrong move.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 07:58

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Barry Foster posted:

Yeah just gotta think of it as a vote against the tories rather than a vote directly for JC. Really sucks though.

That's the issue. I'm 43 and felt disenfranchised all my life and spent every election voting against something. Corbyn has finally given me something to vote for.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 08:07

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sebzilla posted:

You're a CheltenGoon, right? Get Alex Chalke out.

If your seat is Blue tomorrow morning and you could have changed it, all the warm and fuzzies you had voting with your heart will be for nothing.

FPTP is horse poo poo but here we are.

Nope. Thornbury and Yate

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 08:20

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History Comes Inside! posted:

I miss Steve Webb

He was a pretty good local mp despite being a lib dem.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 08:23

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happyhippy posted:

What are the chances SInn Fein will actually take their seats to join Corbyn to stall or stop Brexit?
After all, the Sinn Fein parts of NI voted to remain, it would be in their best interests this time.

Zero

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 23:01

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Spuckuk posted:

If we get another GE does that men we get Drunken Pissflaps back?

I thought the SA app ignore function was getting more sophisticated but turns out he hasn't posted since Friday early hours. Is he dead?

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 12:30

Serotonin: Jul 14, 2001; The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Lmao that we have posters bigging up Sargon in this thread. UKMT what the gently caress happened to you? Bring back LF

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 08:02

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communism bitch posted:

Swimmers have the best bodies. But swimming is poo poo so.....

Only if you are aroused by the smell of chlorine

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 14:02

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Crowsbeak posted:

All this disgusting food talk makes me think Napoleon should have invaded your island.

Agreed.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 18:42

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MikeCrotch posted:

I for one am enjoying the parade of idiot liberals having to publicly eat poo poo over denouncing the Absolute Boy for the past 2 years

Im missing out as I've had him on ignore for months. Oh you meant the New Statesman? Sorry, as you were

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 07:59

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Zephro posted:

Years ago, when I was at university and dinosaurs roamed the Earth, we lived opposite a live-music pub in Southampton. It was p cool having it as your local especially when it was literally industrial one night then funk the next and then some visiting Bolivian folk band the night after that

The Joiners?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 21:15

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