UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Skinty McEdger posted:

She's pushing for new house arrest orders.

Because you know, those are cheaper than setting up internment camps.

If you're homeless and you talk about committing a terror, do you get put in a house?

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 20:18

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:14

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Have the Mail / Sun managed to run a single pro-Tory front page this cycle?

Edit: As in positive towards Tories rather than making GBS threads on Labour.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 23:32

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If only there was a way for the inevitable loving over of people to only hit Tory voters.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 01:18

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Oberleutnant posted:

Seriously though i am actually nauseous with nerves about this election. I really don't want to live in a country where the poor, vulnerable and marginalised are being killed, starved and/or put in internmemt camps by the state.

Sorry mate, it plays well with the Sun reading thumb people.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 08:30

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Mighty Steed posted:

Shittiest outcome would be:

Significant Tory majority, May vindicated and praised for her campaign, Corbyn resigning and Labour launches into a year-long leadership contest that ends up with a robotic centre-right candidate, followed by a hard Brexit.

So it'll likely be this.

That but Boris loving Johnson as PM somehow.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 08:50

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Zalakwe posted:

People aren't going to be happy with Theres May's Brexit police state. Sometime soon something has got to change.

When Brexit isn't a success then the problem will be that there are still too many forrins here, so people will vote for more fash.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 09:30

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Fans posted:

One day we'll get the goons on Discord and IRC can die a long overdue death, just like a Tory voter

Make this happen somebody who knows what they're doing

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 22:44

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Saw the Standard's coverage this evening about how "business says Corbyn = bad", and my immediate reaction was "no poo poo". I guess they bank on people thinking that "bad for business" is the same thing as "bad for you".

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 22:46

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I am amazed how many people can look at the Tories talking about 'tough decisions' on spending cuts and about the deficit, then moving on to talk about lowering taxes and not see the whole thing as an ideology rather than a necessity.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:23

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namesake posted:

Now there exists the largest most active organisation united around those principles that the UK has had for decades. The election is a moment, the organisation and its goals can continue.

It will be about fifteen seconds before somebody declares that what is needed to win is to be more centrist.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:29

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We're hosed aren't we?

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:46

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Got my Labour vote in.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 07:58

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Oberleutnant posted:

I'm gonna do a nice big nervous poo poo as soon as i get into work.

big poo poo at work buddy

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 08:58

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Off to the pub, lads!

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 17:38

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If the Jam Man has it then there will be a �100 donation to Shelter and I'm phoning in sick tomorrow

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 21:58

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Guavanaut posted:

Do you have a pressure cooker and a length of copper radiator pipe?

Probably best not to admit to owning those things together

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:01

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communism bitch posted:

HERE WE.... HERE WE.... HERE WE loving GO

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:03

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bitmap posted:

gently caress polls. come on corbo. come on, son.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:03

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If Theresa May has thrown a majority away I am going to need to take out some sort of private health cover for the dick that I am going to rub raw over the next week

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:05

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Harrow posted:

As a lovely American, I'm wondering: what happens now? Do the big parties rush to form coalitions to see who can scrape together a majority, which then determines who's PM?

We bask in the schadenfreude of a Tory loving themselves over for a few days

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:07