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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Regarde Aduck posted:

The vote invalidation part of this law opens it up to abuse. What a dumb addition. Just fine the people that hosed up. Votes are sacred and it should take a lot more to invalidate them.

Taking a picture of your ballot or obtaining some other proof of the way you voted is normally associated with people selling their votes or being otherwise coerced into voting, so yes it should absolutely invalidate your vote.

Hmm, I wonder if there's any way we can convince Tories to post pics of their ballots on social media to "prevent the loony lefties stealing the election"?

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Spangly A posted:

the best response is putting landlords that do that inside for life and seizing their assets because they've attempted to use capital to directly manipulate people

I've got some terrible, terrible news for you.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Pochoclo posted:

This assumes that the government is going to painstakingly match each and every physical ballot (which they have to find in a huge pile of paper) with the pictures and compare them. I don't know if I trust them that much.

At the very least, it would cause a lot of noise.

Also, again, this is only if the ballot IDs are sequential, which would be immensely stupid. They're probably some kind of cryptographically generated hash, which makes this whole thing moot.

No, they're sequential - why would they be anything else?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Why do they provide pencils rather than pens at the polling station, anyway? I'm sure someone once explained it to me and it was a very good reason but buggered if I can remember it.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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ronya posted:

with postal votes it's a lost cause since you can, you know, just show your ballot to whoever under whatever coercive threats before posting said ballot. nobody verifies your identity when you post it, so maybe all you're doing is selling your blank signed postal ballot

in the absence of specific precedent of such an attack, we generally trust postal votes, however

*cough*Tower Hamlets*cough*

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Pochoclo posted:

Because any idiot would be able to know all voter IDs in a constituency if they are sequential. Sure, they might not be able to do jack-poo poo with that information, but why even risk it, when there's a perfect viable alternative that doesn't need more resources or effort?

I mean, I'm sorry if I come across as excessive or whatever, I just was involved in the development of very secure software before and this is like a cardinal sin to me.

Huh? The voter ID number is literally pointless to know, what with the electoral rolls being a matter of public record and the voter ID being generated purely for that one election, and the ballot number is used purely to ensure that all ballot papers have been counted. Hashing either of these not only doesn't improve security in any way but *does* require considerable extra effort *and* makes mistakes more likely.

Simply by putting the ballots in sequential order you can ensure they are all counted without recourse to any third-party systems, and ditto with the voter records.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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CoolCab posted:

I'm cynical as gently caress, 350. I said 100 seat majority when she called it though, so at least I'm marginally less cynical now.

Put your money where your mouth is then...

quote:

So here we go - forget vote share, that's for internal wrangling afterwards and arguments about FPTP, the important thing is who ends up running the country and how much they're going to have to fight their own backbenchers afterwards.

To enter, quote this post (or PM me if you'd prefer to enter anonymously) with the total amount of seats you think will be won by:

CON: Currently 331 including the Speaker
LAB: Currently 229
LD: Currently 9
Other: 81

Only counting parties standing in the majority of seats and likely to get more than 5 seats, sorry regional party fans and the one UKIP supporter I know is still lurking.

Scoring will be simple - when the final result is announced, you will get one point for each seat you are off for each of those four. Lowest score wins. Failing to put in a guess for any of those four will be counted as a zero.

The price of entry is a £5 donation to the (registered, UK) charity of the winner's choice. It's on the honour system - I'll announce the winner and the winning charity on Monday the 12th (assuming no weirdness with recounts in any of the seats put the result) and provide a link for donations.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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dispatch_async posted:

Can turnout difference in 18-25 year olds really explain the 11 point difference in the polls? What % of eligible voters are 18-25?

I'm guessing there's much more to the difference than just youth turnout

It;s the largest cohort and also the one with the lowest turnout, and as has been mentioned before all the way up to fourtysomethngs skew to Labour but with lower turnout than the tory-skewing higher age groups. I'd guess weighting them differently plus difference in the selection of your sample could easily account for that sort of spread.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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forkboy84 posted:

No, we still have a government until the Queen says otherwise as far as I understand. Though I'll grant you that I bet there's a dozen posters with a better grasp of constitutional law than me.

That's broadly correct, and there's no legal reason why the Government can't ask for the polling to be suspended, but it's also literally never happened before and our constitution really hates it when things happen for the first time.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Guy claiming there was gunfire on Southwark Bridge before it happened.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Well optimistic (hah!) interpretation is that the van had been involved with some kind of gang-related fun and games on Southwark bridge and mounted the pavement trying to lose Plod, the fact there's reports saying they've got the driver in custody might tend to suggest that's the case, but who loving knows? Might as well look at tea leaves as news right now.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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CoolCab posted:

initial reports will be wildly inaccurate and that's the nature of the 24 hour news cycle

with that said, a terrorist attack at 1030 on a Saturday night into five people on a bridge seems rather ineffective. is london bridge typically packed at this time and, moreso then many other available targets at other times?

Not packed, no - my first thought when I heard the report was "Wow, that's like the stupidest place to do that". There'd be a fair few people but maybe a tenth as many as there would be on a weekday night and a twentieth of weekday rush hour. There'd be a lot more people around Borough Market, just down the road, and a huge amount more at Piccadilly or Trafalgar Square. The pavements at London Bridge are much wider than Westminster Bridge too, so there's an easier escape route.

There are reports of casualties further afield than London Bridge though so I really don't know what to think.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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OwlFancier posted:

He's got binoculars.

Even with really good binoculars you struggle to pick out individual people from the top of the Shard, let alone details about them. It's really loving tall and most people can't handhold anything better than 10x magnification.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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If Tony BLIAR hadn't removed the guns from HMS Belfast it could have dealt with them Muslamics.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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blunt posted:

Police have confirmed they're attending a second 'incident' at Borough(?) Market.

e: was just about to post that, and feel a bit guilty about glibly saying that would have been a better target than London Bridge.

ee: Sky News now claiming Scotland Yard are calling it a terrorist incident.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Now I think about it that account of Southwark Bridge sounds very fishy now - that and Tower Bridge is where they'd have diverted the traffic heading for London Bridge and if nothing lese we'd have heard it had been closed if there had been an incident there.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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EvilHawk posted:

I doubt they'd call it so quickly. Probably treating it as a terrorist incident instead?

I think the exact words were "related to terrorism" and who knows what that means.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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A very excitable bloke saying there's a crashed van and Old Bill were shooting around the junction with Southwark Street which is another 100 yards or so south of Borough Market.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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loving Vauxhall too? That's a bit far to be part of the same incident, surely?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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blunt posted:

Seeing constant live videos on TV from different spots around the area of riot police literally chasing people away screaming 'please leave the area' is really weird to watch compared to how normally it's a collection of videos from social media after the fact. 2017 is strange.

(Someone getting nicked just got picked up by the sky cameraman)

I am kind of interested why there was apparently a Sky News cameraman with an OB-capable setup on the scene apparently immediately after the event, and he's moved from just outside London bridge station down to St George's without actually seeing anything.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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jabby posted:

I dunno, but it's hard to see how the government can talk tough about cracking down on this sort of stuff when it's so blatantly impossible to stop. I guess they could use to revive the idea that we need to ban encryption and monitor everybody all the time. Realistically though it's fairly obvious you need to stop people wanting to do this sort of thing.

A ban on reporting the names of the attackers would probably help more than all the surveillance in the world. Leave aside all the questions about foreign policy and alienation, the psychology is basically identical to school shooters - they want their names to be immortal, and they now have a blueprint they can follow without ever having to communicate with anyone ever.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Just following up on my earlier musings, Southwark Bridge *is* closed.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Sinteres posted:

That's true for self-radicalizing disaffected youths without ideological motives, but it's unclear that it would help with disaffected self-radicalizing terrorists who will still be glorified by the people whose aims they're choosing to align themselves with, let alone people who are actually part of a network.

I don't think it would hurt, and I don't see how spending three weeks digging into every last detail of their lives and splashing their faces on every medium exactly helps.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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blunt posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-4...4b05cda1b11496b

I guess that explains the evacuations and huge cordons.

E; people now being sent away by police with their hands on their heads.

The "people jumping out and stabbing people" thing was supposedly at Borough Market so who knows? I guess a thousand 999 calls from drunk people is going to make localising exactly what happened where a nightmare while things are still happening.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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EvilHawk posted:

A lot of it is going to be the police treating it as the worst case scenario.

Yeah, you can't really blame them for being a bit jumpy.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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So I know it's not the most popular thing to say in this thread but can I just say I'm genuinely impressed by Plod's response here - 8 minutes from the first 999 call to the three attackers being stopped, that's almost as quick as their response to the Westminster attack when the guy literally ran directly towards the largest concentration of armed police in the country.

Also fuckwits are already saying we need to suspend the election, which is literally the worst possible response. I know it's a cliche but the only thing we as a society can do in response to this is to carry on like nothing at all happened.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Also, stupid question, but I assume the six dead figure excludes the attackers?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

"Dear jeremy, how can stopping me being exploited in a system that makes the call-on look like socialism possibly be a good thing?"

Who am I kidding, this prick has never and will never work a day in his life.

And my instincts proven right yet again:

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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jabby posted:

Such a blatant dick move by May to suspend campaigning and then come and give a campaign speech from the Prime Minister's podium. I mean in what universe is talking about how you'd give terrorists harsher prison sentences remotely relevant to the security situation rather than a policy announcement for your own party?

How dare you politicise this tragedy by questioning the Prime Minister!

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Gonzo McFee posted:

I dunno, third attack within two months with Theresa May as PM and previous six years in charge of moving funds from frontline services to centralised snooping doesn't look good for her.

That bit didn't happen, by the way. Well, removing them from frontline services did but the intelligence services had the exact same pay and budget freeze, and they even did the NHS trick of dumping more responsibilities on to them without increasing the budget, by putting certain police budgets into the new Joint Security Fund which comes out of the Single Intelligence Account.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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jBrereton posted:

what's wrong with barry gardiner

Cilit Bang isn't actually that good.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Angepain posted:

i agree with points 1 and 3 here

Dogs are cool and you're not.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Unkempt posted:

Please come on Wednesday and give May a big ol' hug, TIA

"Hi Metropolitan Police, Theresa May here, the President of the United States wants to visit with three days notice, have you got a few spare... hello?"

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Darth Walrus posted:

Three guys burst out of a van and started stabbing people. Also, there may have been the more conventional kind of Saturday night stabbing elsewhere in London, which got people confused for a bit.

I should probably feel guilty about it, but I am sort of amused by some little south London scrote picking entirely the wrong night to play the big man.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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TheRat posted:

Furthermore, UK police doesn't actually have a shoot to kill policy.

It's so loving irritating because it's not like there's a "shoot to inconvenience" policy they could have instead. If you shoot at someone you're doing it in the knowledge there's a very good chance you're going to kill them (Hollywood wank about shooting the guns out of their hand or whatever aside).

Of course both sides have been deliberately conflating "shooting someone who is an active threat to another human being" and "shooting someone because they might, possibly, at some point in the future, be an active threat, or because your surveillance officer went for a piss and wasn't sure who he was" since the eighties because of course it lets you portray the other as bloodthirsty murder machines or limp-wristed bedwetters who are terrified of breaking a nail.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Spangly A posted:

Farage is dogwhistling like a madman there but I've read the Pilger article and I definitely have a lot of questions about why the gently caress the bomber managed to dodge arrest and how his involvement in an mi5 affiliated extremist group influenced this

if there's 3000 people walking around on a terror list, presumably under control orders, I think the government now need to say how many of them are affiliated with extremist groups funded by britain, how many of them are affiliated with extremist groups funded by countries we send arms to, and how many of them are affiliated with mi5

The 3,000 number comes from a speech by Dame Eliza Mannigham-Buller when she was leaving the role of Director-General of MI5, and refers to the amount of people who were under active investigation by MI5 (and certainly given in the context of "we need a lot more money to do this" so take it with a pinch of salt). As nobody else has ever volunteered a number that's sort of been settled on since then. The 20k number - for those who have been investigated but are not under active investigation - came from the Met after the Westminster attack, and nobody really knows the provenance of it.

The actual number of control orders is much lower, in the dozens rather than the hundreds.

(Of course the number that's rarely mentioned is that only about 65% of MI5s counter-terrorism budget is spent on Islamist terrorism, the rest going mostly to NI and of course a small amount assorted nutters at both ends of the political spectrum. Assuming the amount of people under investigation scales with the budget, certain people might be very surprised indeed about who ends up in those camps if they keep throwing around the "lock em all up" rhetoric and MI5 take them literally...)

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Dec 31, 2004

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Skinty McEdger posted:

But you see the communities don't do enough to tackle the problem, furthermore *sound of projectile vomiting*

I will say that there's been precious little of that sort of poo poo with the last few attacks, although unfortunately I fear that's because most of the sort of people who say that sort of poo poo have jumped straight to talking about barbed wire and German Shepherds while trying to conceal their erections.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

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Spangly A posted:

There can't be serious public debate about what the security services and police are doing with the reactionary rhetoric making GBS threads the whole place up, true. But I think it's getting pretty public interest to ask if mi5 have any other radicalised assets laying about that they aren't able to keep check on, especially since their risk assessment appears to still be based in PREVENT and, in action, total shite.

I think a big part of the problem is involving MI5 at all. That so quickly draws a veil over so much information that should be available to inform that debate that really all you've got left is reactionary rhetoric making GBS threads the place up. I sort of understand *why* that role ended up with them and even why it's an advantage in the overall scheme of things but they really need to look at how it can be made more transparent.

Gonzo McFee posted:

This is the second time in a month that there's been an attack, May's gone on to say (Or strongly imply) that if they had the right powers they would have had the information and the attacks would have been stopped and then then someone's come forward saying they already told the police the information they needed to stop it.

This would be devastating for May if the press ever called her on it.

Yeah exactly, but at the same time it's really, really hard to do that without it coming across in entirely the wrong way. Had the attacks been six months ago and they pitched it right Labour could be slaughtering the Tories on this right now.

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Dec 31, 2004

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learnincurve posted:

I know I'm late to this discussion but I was waiting for the ghouls to sod off before reading the thread.

About this shoot to kill thing. If your attackers have knives then you don't need to shoot to kill unless they have the knife aimed directly at somone's throat, which is unlikely because people will be running around screaming. You aim at their legs if at all possible. You get shot in the leg you are hitting the deck and you can't stab people if you are on the ground. Mr plod is less likely to hit members of the public in the head, and they can get the bad guys into custody afterwards.

The :tinfoil: in this is that modern terrorists use texts and the internet so much that they no longer need to actually talk to them to get the information they need, and a nice clean execution avoids giving them the publicity of a trial or the possibility that they will continue to operate within prison.

You shoot at centre body mass. Shooting at arms or legs is much harder, has a much greater chance of missing or the round going straight through and hitting someone behind them, and is still actually fairly likely to kill the person. There are big blood vessels in arms and legs, and if you hit, say, the femoral artery the person's going to be dead before you've had a chance to check they're not still feeling stabby. The very last thing we want is to teach people that you can shoot and not intend to kill someone - that leads to them going Dirty Harry if they just can't be bothered getting out the CS spray.

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Dec 31, 2004

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My MP said he didn't bother voting for it because he's "too mature for gesture politics", and then blocked everyone who asked him what the point of his existence was if he couldn't be bothered opposing things. If nothing else I will never forgive May for calling this election because the odious little poo poo was going to stand down in 2020 but he decided to stay on, so I've another 2 years of the oval office.

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