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by Hand Knit
the biggest threat to bees is theyre bullshit little fuckers

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Infrateal posted:

Constellations Rearranged
SKY: looker-uppers report that someone moved all the stars into new shapes. "The big dipper is now a big dick," says a man with his face craned heavenward, "Orion's Belt now has a buckle that says "gently caress you." Many talkers are saying that bees did it. "There's a big constellation that's a picture of a bee flipping us the bird with all six limbs," says a flopping mouth. When asked for comment, bees stung us. It hurt real bad.

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What if we told bees to suck up and deal. What if we told those little bitches to learn to handle their poo poo, get their attitudes straight, and stop counting on us to bail them out every god drat time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLJvPEa6gI

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I'm going to murder millions of bees with a bazooka

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you cant spell hive without HIV

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pollinate my rear end with hate

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alnilam posted:

good luck setting off the impact trigger on their tiny bodies!!!

I'm going to squish them with it

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