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Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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I made it through the thread! Good god some of the things I've seen...

Research Vampires, that sounds like a wonderfully dumb decision.

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Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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So this town is dealing with a rampant vampire plague, got it. I'm amazed this is kind of consistent between endings.

Drink the Packets

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Watch Interview With a Vampire

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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I don't know anything about Draculas mom!

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Go to Sanguine Road

That surely can't turn out poorly for us. More poorly for us.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Black Feather posted:

Are the thirteen rings a reference to something?

Anyway, let's ignore our best friend.

I think it's just because 13 is supposed to be an unlucky number.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Black Feather posted:

This book is one of my favorites simply because of all the options to embrace your new murder monster identity.

Same. I STILL love that the second option of the book is framed as "Kill your friend? Y/N" with No being a false choice.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Octatonic posted:

So we are supposed to be Blue Beetle right? That means we don't want to get bitten. We gotta just ride it out till we find a cool alien brooch, or some special vitamins, depending on which one we are.

Or none of the above if we happen to be Ted Kord. Except we know what happened to Ted Kord so Yes, get a dubious radioactive bug bite.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Yeah sure Talk to the Author. I mean it worked for Animalman.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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If this next book has facecam youtubers overreacting to jump scares I'm out.

Omnicrom fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Feb 1, 2019

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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There must be a Better Way.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Find another way.

Also I'm actually kind of impressed that rat-kid appears to pretty consistently be a rat. Goes to show you this wasn't written by the person behind A Night in Troll and Cereal Woods.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Let's believe in the power of Blob

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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I also endorse getting whatever weird bad end awaits us at Page 33

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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I randomly chose Red so let's go with that.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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chitoryu12 posted:

Blue!



No, yellow!

An Unladen European Swallow!

I mean Yellow.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw91RJ_m_7g

(That's a vote for Lobby)

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Let's Hunt the Most Dangerous Game of All.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Leraika posted:

You get nothing!!!!

Good Day Sir!

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Let's pretend to be employees

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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employees only

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Omnicrom posted:

employees only

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Rats have never been nice to us in this book, no reason to be nice to them. Shake them off

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Let's foolishly Trust the Rats

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Yeah sure, mad science, this totally didn't screw us in another timeline. Eat the Cheese

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:

:toot:

Feels like we've been in that book a while.

Since February apparently.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Let's take a hike!

Maybe all the werewolves that weren't in Werewolf Woods are out there.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Yeah, sure, let's Food Fight

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Goodness these aliens have garbage technology.

Hide the eggs

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Bunt it baby

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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chitoryu12 posted:

Bunt the very best! Like no one ever was!

emptyquote from a parallel universe.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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drat, the old horror movie double bluff.

Service Station I guess.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Jesus, that was a full on "nothing personal kid".

Visit the old man

Also, Title Drop!

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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This is goosebumps: Adults are useless.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Bust out the Freeman Special!

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Wait

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Throw the only friendly face to the wolves

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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Save that fucker Brad then, I guess.

Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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AceOfFlames posted:

Pole vault to freedom!

Let's escape via stupid gymnastics!

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Omnicrom
Aug 3, 2007
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PumpkinBat posted:

This protagonist is surprisingly and incredibly capable, so much so that I'm finding it difficult to identify with them.

They're athletic, a gymnast, good at hiking, and even fended off an alligator. This kid is probably in better shape than all of us put together and is probably the protagonist of a shonen anime.

I've never dragged my heaving carcass along a trail before, but I do know you gotta go as partners, especially if it's to a place called Zombie Mountain.

Since we are a shounen anime protagonist Go as partners, because if I've learned anything from shounen series, good and bad, it's that friendship is a reliable solution to your problems.

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