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lbr what goon wouldn't be over 39? Edit: But...y'know, stick a finger in this page just in case. I think the only reason I have any measure of dexterity whatsoever is because of using my fingers as checkpoint bookmarks in these things.
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Jun 3, 2017 05:39
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But today's Wednesday. 
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Jun 14, 2017 01:41
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where the red fern gropes posted:goons dont have hand eye coordination I coulda done it, but my hands kept missing my hands.
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Jun 15, 2017 17:14
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I think we've established that we're a fatty fat fat that'd sooner crush the train than fit in it. Cannon by default.
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Jun 16, 2017 02:29
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Cool, we're Team Rocket. The train arriving on Platform, One, is the, express, train to, away from here. Please stand behind the yellow safety line until the train has stopped.
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Jun 16, 2017 20:29
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quote:You thought you'd get to do a lot of cool things, like visit the Statue of Liberty, ride to the 102nd floor of the World Trade Center, and ice-skate at Rockefeller Center. I wanna see what the view from there would be like in the future!
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Jun 17, 2017 17:38
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Go to the future before Denny eats a Doritos Locos Taco. He'll be beyond help after that, time limit or no. ...wait, is this some Schrödinger's Quantum Bullshit where he's both in the past and future and our decision determines which?
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Jun 17, 2017 22:01
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where the red fern gropes posted:i just want to become our own dad You want to become so downtrodden by your 9-to-5 that old clay pots blow your loving mind? Dig. The t-rex might eat us, but without the chronometer Denny is definitely dead, and without Denny we're dead.
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Jun 18, 2017 15:42
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Where's my loving
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Jun 18, 2017 22:07
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I refuse to believe that this is a fork in our continuity. We answered the feather question; now back to our duties as the most parental figure in Denny's life.
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Jun 19, 2017 04:19
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The zoo will have either Denny or an evolved cat we can pass off as Denny because Denny, like a cat, does whatever he loving wants.
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Jun 19, 2017 08:31
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chiasaur11 posted:The zoo is just going to be full of moose and boar, who will murder you over and over. At least they'll be proactive about ending our suffering, instead of this ginger ADD-addled HFCS-powered oversight on our mothers' part to keep her extramarital dalliances discrete that we're stuck raising while our deeply unhappy parent/s hide their ennui by attempting to culturally enrich themselves despite the fact that their selves are all but absent after their employers and their need to keep up with the Joneses have taken their share (and then some) of their souls. Also, he took us away from the dinosaurs. gently caress Denny.
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Jun 19, 2017 12:01
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State-mandated obedience training it is, then.
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Jun 19, 2017 13:21
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The Red Dwarf crew travelled in time by turning eight lemons into batteries, and they only did that because it would have been harder to find potatoes. Educational!
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Jun 21, 2017 18:42
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But the potato battery! Aren't kids' books supposed to be subversively educational? Fine, the three
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Jun 22, 2017 07:22
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Siri flipped two heads so this is a trial of Apple's reliability.
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Jun 27, 2017 02:58
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quote:From somewhere up ahead, you hear an eerie scream. A human scream. Chills creep up your spine. Who was that? Maybe you should get out of here right now. How many Page 51s does this book have?
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Jun 27, 2017 23:18
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The Deviations posted:
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Jun 29, 2017 20:38
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Oh no no no, we're stopping the truck. Otherwise we'll end up crammed in a church with a bunch of people we pretend to like while the love children of Ridley and a langolier eat the temporal paradox we'd have just made.
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Jun 30, 2017 06:36
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I hope that however we distract them, it hurts Denny. E: hey why can't we just remember to not cross the street tomorrow
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Jul 1, 2017 03:56
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We attempted to ignore Nearly Friendless Nick before we were but thou must'd into this mess and I see no reason to change our policy now. Door.SirKibbles posted:I remember one choice in particular that annoyed the crap out of me. On a scale of one to Denny...? The one I remember fondly is One Night In Payne House, though not enough to not need to google it. Now that's an inventory management simulator. It also has one of my favourite failures in a gamebook.
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Jul 3, 2017 09:42
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Open the door for a brief nostalgia trip to Animorphs, probably.
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Jul 4, 2017 00:17
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Sure, let's sleep in our house while looking like a pest that should be seized by animal control or something.
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Jul 4, 2017 01:25
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GeneX posted:how the heck do we know where any of them live And are they going to invite us in? Marcie. Hopefully she'll be like, "Huh. Bat."
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Jul 4, 2017 04:16
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They'll probably just close the crypt behind us if we fly in there. Then there'll be a crypt door between us and them. Fly in there ASAP, is what I'm saying.
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Jul 11, 2017 23:38
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Sure, I'll cooperate with your Rasta experiment.  ...wait, what did you call it?
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Jul 24, 2017 05:31
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I, uh, didn't read that many Goosebumps books when I was a kid. Is that a cardinal sin?
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Aug 12, 2017 17:25
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I told Siri to pick a number between 61 and 80. She chose 69. Whoops, there he goes.
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Aug 14, 2017 04:16
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...did Denny write this? Prove to me that he didn't. Oh. Sure. Cabin. Whatever.
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Aug 17, 2017 10:01
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Use the Quad Damage and hit something. Or learn that it's labelled 'SUPER STRONG' because you need to be strong to open the box.
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Aug 18, 2017 18:18
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Lauren and Todd have had enough of this story's poo poo and hosed off.
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Aug 24, 2017 03:52
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...I have to ask. Is there an achievement for collecting all the 'just a dream' endings, or are we fortunate enough to have already done that? And our friends would never leave us if they knew what greater bullshit that would lead to.
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Aug 25, 2017 03:20
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Why doesn't the werewolf know ASL? How could the ants sign without fingers? How have we not gotten a goal ending yet? ...I guess I am screaming, then.
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Aug 29, 2017 15:32
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If I cried what I want to cry - "Mummy, please make the bad book stop hurting me." - then a loving reanimated corpse in bandages would be after Thus, I will scream nothing.
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Aug 30, 2017 03:50
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Maybe if we keep our eyes closed, we'll miss Page 7 and land on the other goal ending. (Unless 7 is the goal ending, naturally.)
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Sep 1, 2017 05:23
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Let's go down the tunnel and probably turn into a frickin' bat in this book about werewolves.
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Sep 2, 2017 05:18
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(What, no Smart-Os?) Isn't this around the time that they tried to kiddify tomato sauce by making it in multiple colours like green and purple?
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Sep 5, 2017 16:25
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Throw something at Barney, he has it coming
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Are you seriously offering me a life with no school and awesome cats? Where do I sign?
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