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Zore posted:Jurassic Park has taught us that Tyrannosaurs are easily escapable by plucky pre-teens. Jurassic Park also taught us that T-Rex can't see motion. Like Reigen Arataka, Jurassic Park being good doesn't mean it's trustworthy. Chronometer
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Jun 18, 2017 03:27
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All things considered, we might actually need some education. (Odds are we'll just get thought control.)
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Jun 19, 2017 04:53
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The Deviations posted:The zoo will have either Denny or an evolved cat we can pass off as Denny because Denny, like a cat, does whatever he loving wants. Look. It's the future. Robots rule the Earth, humanity is probably extinct or off on the moon or something. The zoo is just going to be full of moose and boar, who will murder you over and over. School, meanwhile, might mean working with Pascal. Everybody likes Uncle Pascal.
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Jun 19, 2017 10:26
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The narration was right. It could be Denny! Turn back
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Jun 27, 2017 23:14
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The Deviations posted:Oh no no no, we're stopping the truck. Otherwise we'll end up crammed in a church with a bunch of people we pretend to like while the love children of Ridley and a langolier eat the temporal paradox we'd have just made. But then we could shove Danny to the langoliers to solve everything! Stop our family
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Jun 30, 2017 07:41
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serefin99 posted:The prick threw a rock at us to get our attention. Who does that?! gently caress you, kid, and gently caress your Horror Club! Yeah! We can make our own horror club! With blackjack! And not getting horribly murdered! Show him the door
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Jul 2, 2017 21:12
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The penitent man is humble. Kneels before God. KNEELS!
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Jul 3, 2017 04:57
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Right. Go for Red Team (the best team).
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Jul 14, 2017 05:46
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Audentes Fortuna iuvat! Off the mummy!
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Jul 17, 2017 01:26
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The Inquisition doesn't look kindly on witch helping. Take the broom
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Jul 19, 2017 00:25
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I just realized the witch might know Shiny Chariot. She might get us Shiny Chariot's autograph. Help her.
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Jul 19, 2017 07:01
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Sit still. Responibility is worth more than 50 dollars. You still have to pay taxes for Mario 64, after all. Now, if it was 60 dollars...
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Jul 22, 2017 20:06
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Vengeance is the best motive. Smear it on the Doc. Fucker ruined our attempts to just stay out of poo poo. Figure it's time for a lesson.
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Jul 22, 2017 21:20
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AbortRetryFail posted:There's no way he's wearing a mask under a mask, surely. "And it turns out farmer Jenkins was the Atomic Skull all along!" "AAAHHH! AHHH!" "Fred?" "Yes?" "I don't think that was a mask." Revenge. We might die horribly, but the important thing is that we'll take as many people as possible with us, like the Pharaohs of old.
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Jul 23, 2017 06:50
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If Doctor Eeek wonders why we're smiling, it's because we know something he don't know. We're not right handed
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Jul 27, 2017 23:18
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Ratatozsk posted:Don't listen to Dr Krazy, avoid the room. No, he's Doctor Yzark. The opposite of crazy. Like how Alucard isn't Dracula. That said, Alucard is still a vampire, so... Let's not visit the chimps.
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Jul 29, 2017 01:39
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All things considered, that went a lot better than it reasonable could have.
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Jul 29, 2017 21:54
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Blockhouse posted:Wow! We're a real loving rear end in a top hat in this book! Looking back, I think last time had the most tolerable main character and sidekick setup so far. Yeah, Sam had no self preservation instincts whatsoever, but you could see that him and the lead were friends, and they both managed to have moments of competence at something. It is sad that this is a high standard.
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Aug 9, 2017 04:38
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Accidents happen.
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Aug 14, 2017 04:19
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serefin99 posted:What the actual gently caress is with that ending?! "You don't feel too bad" WE JUST LET A KID DROP TO HIS DEATH! Even if, in-universe, it's just because we didn't quite manage to catch him (as opposed to out-of-universe morbid curiosity), that's not the kind of thing you just brush off! gently caress this author, seriously... It's also really inconclusive. Like, we didn't save Todd, but generally these things go on to show how your fuckup got you killed. Like "You let Todd die, therefore Todd died." Guessed that, was curious where it would go from there. Save Todd. It's not likely to be less interesting.
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Aug 14, 2017 23:35
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Look, it being a dream at least explains how much insane nonsense bullshit everything is so far.
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Aug 16, 2017 04:05
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Android Blues posted:This book had a promising start but it seems like the instant you get into the woods everything goes crazytown and becomes a dreamlike series of random events. Let's not know about birds. Oh, we might know about birds, but Bird law in this country is not governed by reason. And neither is this book. So we'd know the most about birds by not knowing about birds.
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Aug 16, 2017 09:37
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Wow. This book is failing to meet the literary standards of Goosebumps choose-your-own adventures. I did not thin sch a simple task could be failed so dramatically, but... here we are.
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Aug 17, 2017 06:13
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Obviously, the troll can only be stopped by one man. Become the Day Man! If the books going to use Charlie Kelly level logic, so will we.
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Aug 19, 2017 03:35
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100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and a 10 KM run! Every day!
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Aug 19, 2017 22:28
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Rebonack7 posted:Despite normally being mindless beasts, werewolves are known for their ability to impersonate licensed medical professionals in order to execute elaborate surprise attacks. Their only weakness is a pathological inability to pick a subtle pseudonym. I knew we should have consulted with Doctor Acula instead. They didn't say the five pushups had to be in a row
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Aug 20, 2017 22:19
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Look. We aren't getting a lot of joy out of this book. Don't deny us the simple pleasures where they still exist. 69, dudes!
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Aug 22, 2017 03:44
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SIX pushups!
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Aug 25, 2017 03:45
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We didn't eat run-fast Os. We ate brain food. And that means we listen to our terrible ideas! Capture the wolf!
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Aug 28, 2017 04:37
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PlasticAutomaton posted:What is this book? Bad. We came to see a werewolf, dammit!
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Aug 28, 2017 20:29
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SEVEN pushups!
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Aug 31, 2017 03:24
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serefin99 posted:Let's head into Bat Country. Well, we certainly can't stop there. Bats! If we get really lucky, we could move to something with the narrative competence of an average episode of Adam West Batman. Then again, that big a leap up might kill us from decompression sickness.
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Sep 2, 2017 06:40
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I say we listen to the wisdom of the Ramones, and instead of going to the basement hide somewhere else.
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Sep 5, 2017 04:42
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BioEnchanted posted:Hang on, we're eating a slice of cake and getting bigger from it? Are we going to find a mushroom later that will make us tiny? Are we all going mad?! Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here.
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Sep 7, 2017 04:03
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Bald from too many pushups
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Sep 10, 2017 21:33
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serefin99 posted:Well obviously he isn't human. You ever seen a human that tall? It depends. What kind of elephant was he lifting?
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Sep 11, 2017 23:08
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In the words of a great hero to our species Never give up. Never surrender.
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Sep 13, 2017 02:58
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Captainicus posted:I think it is time we ate the purple peanut butter. It'll probably shrink us instead of grow us, I guess? This sounds like a good idea. We got a job as a circus janitor. No point in dreaming any bigger. The life of Riley has been achieved.
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Kill the mouse. Use its brain to power your new exosuit. Pickle Rick!
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