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chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Even

Be a Rick, not a Morty.

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chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Heads 92 flips in a row, 77

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Rebonack7 posted:

And they all lived happily ever after, except for Dr. Abbott, who we left shrunken with no indication we're ever coming back for him. No wonder every scientist we meet usually tries to kill us.

Next time, we accidentally steal a dangerous magical artifact of incredible power from a psychotic wizard, which ends about as well as you'd expect.

Quite well, because we beat him up with our superpowers, but now wizards hate us almost as much as scientists do?

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Why you little!

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



She's a witch and a werewolf. What part of that sounds like you should go through with this plan?

RUN.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Magic is for nerds. Reading is also for nerds. Reading magic, therefore, is for triple nerds.

I say run.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Reading is for nerds, so...

Return the book.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Rebonack7 posted:

Tied, next vote gets it.

Listen to Joanie.

If the next one of these is more Werewolfery, then leaving is worse than anything any of the endings can offer.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Sorry. I only play Fizzbin and Cripple Mr. Onion. I think that means I lost.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Gloomy Rube posted:

I drew the top card of my deck and it was just a picture of Lemmy Kilmister

What could it meeean

It means you drew the baddest of the breed, the only card you need

The ACE OF SPADES

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



About three pounds!

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



If I've learned anything from the Bible, it's the anyone with infinite knowledge and power is inordinately fond of puns.

Answer Mr. Knowledge

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



I say our worst enemy.

They said pissing off Dracula wouldn't pay off, but they'll see. They'll ALL see.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



serefin99 posted:

Who the gently caress names their kid Digger?! I guess continue on.

Captain Boomerang's parents, for two.

Just more evidence that naming kids Digger makes them douchebags.

As for this problem?

gently caress reasons. It's fighting spirit!

METAL BAT.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Maybe they mean a Groo.

Important we don't mistake it for a mendicant, in that case.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



It's a tempting offer...

But I refuse! The one thing I, chiasaur11, like more than anything else is finding ghosts who think they're hot poo poo and saying no straight to their faces.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



So, we got our lucky quarter, sounds like.

Best not to put it in our pocket. Then it would just be another coin, which is, of course, what it is.

We aren't afraid of no dark

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



You say Run.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Pain don't hurt

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



If Reigen Arataka asked me for a dollar, I'd give it to him.

On the other hand, spending the dollar now may mean we can't use the money to buy a better exorcist. Like Reigen.

...give him the dollar

I'm pretty sure Spirits and Such hasn't opened yet, so we have to deal as best we can.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Graylien posted:

look for the head we've just established we can't touch the sword, how are we meant to grab it?

Well, not with that attitude, I can say that for free.

Grab the sword.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Stab Brandon

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



In for a penny...

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



POOL IS CLOSED posted:

guess we're crossing the rainbow bridge

Shiny and chrome, motherfuckers.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



So, we sucked so much at piano playing, the dead rose just to be sure we knew not to try any more.

That's kind of impressive!

Anyway Stab Brandon Estep's grave.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Well, we've almost found every ending. Might as well try for the whole set.

Even if it makes us look like a total Melvin.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Damned souls warn us and saints preserve us.

This is sounding like a ride.

Ah well. Last two books were getting expectations too high. Good to have 'em reset so thorough.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Ghosts are like children. Ignore them and they eventually just give up on screaming.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



WrightOfWay posted:

You can't keep a Good Knight down.

I think that's Johnny you're thinking of.

The again, Johnny be good, so...

Good Knight, Gracie

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



I object to that ending. No-one would notice if the knight killed everything good in the world because there is nothing good in this novel for him to kill.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Break on through to the other side.


There is only one path and that is the path that you take, but you can take more than one path.

Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



XavierGenisi posted:

Wait!

With any luck, we'll get a bad end. Death by hedgehogs!

A way past cool way to die!

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Where's everyone going? Bingo?

(The bell!)

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



PZ Smeltzenseltzer posted:

Someone tell the Evil Knight that we’re afraid of the Goal Ending

I was thinking beer and intimacy, myself.

Anyway, um, she comes back. Somehow.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012




Second base.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Be too pissed off by Abbey's dumb voice to do anything but glare at her.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Leraika posted:


I love the idea of this doofy evil knight setting up a museum.


What a badass.

I can't help but imagine him sounding exactly like a Dalek.

Also, in the immortal words of Indiana Jones, we don't need a Han. We work Solo.

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chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



If we push the mummy, we can rule Egypt!

I'm, like, eighty percent sure that's how it works.

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