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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Either Maclin's about to get indicted for the largest collection of child porn ever discovered or the injuries finally caught up to him.

This move makes no sense.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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whypick1 posted:

Did you miss the "$10M in cap relief" bit? That's a rather significant amount.

I mean, I guess. That makes sense. I didn't realize they were that close to the cap.

Getting rid of the best receiver on the team(don't anyone say tyreek is better, he's not) pretty much means the Chiefs are in a sort of proto-rebuild/rearrange mode to get the team ready for Mahomes. Marcus Peters needs to be resigned, Tyreek too. Also getting another WR1 and DT.

Pat Mahomes is Andy Reid's last shot at winning a SB, and I think he knows it, so they're going to make the team the best possible situation for Pat Mahomes to waltz into.

This definitely signals that the team has shut the door on the Alex Smith era.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jun 3, 2017

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
But I want to have takes. :smith:

With the Peters thing, wouldn't you want to pay Peters asap? If he has his 3rd straight all-pro season there's no way he won't sign for anything less than being the top paid CB in the NFL.

Also I firmly believe all the stuff about Pat being Reid's last shot to be true. Reid is nearly 60 and hasn't exactly been kind to himself health wise for the last 3 decades.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I hear the Chiefs now have only 7 million dollars invested in 11 wide receivers. That's astounding.

That has to be even worse than what Seattle is paying for their o-line

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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"Both coaches who have won super bowls for my team are trash and frauds."

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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https://twitter.com/4TomMartin/status/871554617955553280

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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fsif posted:

Well, finally have an item in the "pro" column for Trump's presidency.

https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/871700465528053762

This deserved more than 6k hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrOwywfh_3Q

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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fsif posted:

But why do they need the cap space now? Couldn't they use him this year and then cut him next?

I imagine they're going to push really loving hard to resign Marcus Peters and Dee Ford. If I were them, I'd want to get Peters signed asap because if he has his 3rd straight all-pro season then he's going to demand Prime Revis money which I'm not sure they could afford.

Also, the contracts for late-stage and (hopefully not) late-stage Derrick Johnson caught up to them.

Edit: sry for double post

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Intruder posted:

Peters is very good and all but shouldn't get Revis money since he's so burnable. Then again, Bouye got Revis money so Peters will probably get ++Revis money

After that texans game in week 2 he wasn't burned any longer and guys stopped throwing his way.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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kiimo posted:

The moment Mahomes chucks it to Hill in a preseason game for a 60 yard TD




quote:

you're going to have a full blown controversy.

and it's going to be glorious.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Hope this doesn't blow up the page.

Mahomes to Tyreek is gonna be :allears:

https://twitter.com/Marcus_Mosher/status/871425616427528196

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871569627901513728

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871572604259373056

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871575100973342720

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871577073302810624

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871579484125880320

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871580320486879232

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871580980821229568

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871759699267518464

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871766274044559360

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871770404716777472

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871872496026492929

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871962854467018755

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871965061962661889

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/871965909316972544

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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WHOOPS posted:

Wow, is Tyreek Hill the greatest WR to every play football?

no

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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https://twitter.com/PFF/status/872472256076808193

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

The Chiefs OL is in a weird place where it is a good pass blocking unit but terrible at run blocking. I blame Andy Reid's love for smaller quicker linemen

They were actually great at run blocking until parker ehinger went down in late October. Ware, who averaging something like 4-5ypc, then averaged something like 2.9ypc for the month of November and didn't get much better the rest of the year.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Durandal1707 posted:

the funny thing to me is that Reid used to be the opposite with o-linemen. Mind you, I was just a kid in the early 2000s, but I distinctly remember that his early Eagles teams used to have absolutely huge offensive linemen. Dudes like Jon Runyan, Tra Thomas, Shawn Andrews were like 330+ lbs; I mean all of them were basically houses. So it's kinda amusing he changed so drastically since.

I think it's because he fell in love pulls and getting o-linemen in the 2nd level aqap

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/791471268377731072

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/791468687869878273

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/791466224861315073

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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apologies if already posted, but you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M358svRmM1c

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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I can kind of see the Colts tanking in 2011.

We're they really that bad w/o peyton?

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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They were 9-7 with the only pass catcher worth a drat was that tight end guy who people like.

If they have a halfway decent defense then they'll probably compete for a WC

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Man it would be hilarious if he Culpeppered himself and just completely cratered.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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lmaoooo

https://twitter.com/chief8225/status/877913458095775744


http://i.imgur.com/U01bHpc.gifv

Pat "Pat!" Mahomes is going to ether the AFCW for years to come.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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https://twitter.com/TBR2X/status/878487666282553344

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Being a divorcee's first guy out of the gate is an experience everyone should have.

My parents opened a restaurant in 1994 in a small time and it lasted until around 2000. It only closed because my stepfather passed and my mom didn't want to deal with running it all herself. 6 years isn't too bad I guess. We had by far the best tacos in town, with a reputation to the point that the hammer-dick idiots running the competing restaurant a mile down the road tried to copy our recipe. They failed miserably.

That point of that story is that during the time the restaurant was open and I was still in grade school, an idiot classmate tried to taunt me all the time about how the food was bad and the restaurant sucked, etc. Well, fast-forward 12 years later and I was in the middle of having a 3 month long fling with his wife while they were in the middle of a divorce.

It owned.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Jun 28, 2017

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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pubic works project posted:

But did you tell him about it and publicly shame him?

He knew. They were pretty broken up anyways by the time of the fling anyways.

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