Auspol June: It's Time for Sodomy

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Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

My first thought was Mad Max flashback.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 02:30

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 04:46

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I've been wrong before, but can it get much lower than this?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 10:56

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

Gonna be hard to out Nazi NSW with this sort of poo poo. Lift your game QLD.

Maybe he's related to someone who killed a nazi and took their gun though?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 03:23

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Anidav posted:

Maybe the ALP needs to gun Nazis.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 03:53

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

And for something a little more light hearted

https://twitter.com/KJBar/status/876955932629934080

Not very hard, obviously.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 01:26

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

I like that Latham is in command.

Words I never thought would be uttered.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 01:42

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Turnbull press conference inc.

e. OK, that was really boring, so now we need to find out what this was the distraction for.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:59

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Synthbuttrange posted:

MEANWHILE IN NATIONAL NEWS

Auspol July: It's basically this big, huge ball of smegma

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 10:45

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Lizard Combatant posted:

And it begins.

I hope you're happy :colbert:

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 21:56

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Nobody wants to close the pub, calm your farm.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:19

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

So we nationalised your pastime and turned it into a house for refugees.

Sounds good.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:24

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

I disagree. You can retain all the pleasant quality of life amenities for a diverse range of people and also cater for refugees.

Did you move to some country that isn't Australia or something?

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:31

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

tithin posted:

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...dfa0d7648fc6180

Pauline Hanson can gently caress right off a cliff into a ravine and take Queensland with her

It would be so easy to make a similar argument to this but not come across as scum too

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 05:14

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

DancingShade posted:

They should make those mandatory bible bashers I mean federal funded religious education teachers (you know, the ones we have instead of actual student counselors now) trained in managing special needs students.

This can only, and in the past has only, gone really well for everyone involved.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 11:21

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How did Mia Freedman not anticipate Roxeanne Gay fallout?

This is a statement, not a challenge.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 11:50

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

MonoAus posted:

Pauline Hanson is right

I think this is supposed to be comedy? It's actually quite hard to tell if it is or isn't though, so it's either a poo poo opinion piece or a worse piece of comedy.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 02:43

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

"hey mate, buy me a pack of smokes and I'll buy your groceries, sound allright?"

"yeah mate"

How much is this drug testing and income management going to be? I assume it hasn't been costed or anything.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 04:13

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Tokamak posted:

Still making Malthusian growth arguments in 2017.

I was lucky enough to be one of the 7 million people who lived in Australia in 2000.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 04:17

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

What's the go with ex justice kirby?

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 07:57

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Law students love him.

I know he has a reputation for being a dissenting opinion, I'm just a bit surprised he's going on tv with bolt.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 08:02

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Imagine being that stingy that you'd rather it be public knowledge that you buy young adult fiction and minecraft books than hide your shame like a normal person and just buy it off the books.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 00:01

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Can you drink in parliament? I assume not or everyone would.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 00:31

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

starkebn posted:

That face is just to distract us from his nancy drew book.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 00:43

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

loving what.

Most Australian politicians would be guessing that.

Also, you didn't post the best one:

I assume the answers are "d" and "throw the test into the nearest bin"

# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 03:14

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Aesculus posted:

All of this has happened before and will happen again.

Time is a flat circle

Imagine four onions at the edge of a cliff...

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 11:10

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Yes but just because you want to wear one doesn't mean you have to force everyone else to wear one.

Don't tread on me (because my head is really unprotected and you could cause some serious damage)

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 02:09

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

You'd have to look at the agreement, and it probably has a clause saying something along the line of employees are required to be flexible regarding training and reassignment. Because it's an Sda agreement it's probably allowed but still lovely

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 04:17

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Also hi from my ten hour shift with no break.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 04:23

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

Why are you doing that

If you aren't familiar with "crib breaks" then clearly you aren't agile enough.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 04:52

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

A crib break is still a break, it's just another word for a break. What instrument are you under that doesn't afford a meal break and one 15 minute rest break?

Eureka operations fuel and convenience 2011 agreement, clause 10.5.3

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 04:57

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

JBP posted:

That's a loving garbage agreement. Whoever allowed a clause to completely override the previous one like that should be shot in the head. You should at the very least get your 15 mins for over 7.5hrs.

Mate, I'll give you one guess who signed off on it.

E. And yes, he should be.

Zenithe fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jun 25, 2017

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 07:55

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Keep going.

Red Dingbats Hens News

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 13:08

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Last nights mediawatch is worth a watch. It's on the lovely, lovely response of Australian columnists to the Grenfell Tower fire.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 22:54

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Krazyface posted:

It's like someone told the graphic designer not to use pie charts but didn't explain why they're bad.

At the start it says it's showing the distribution as if Australia was 100 people.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 03:58

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Never stop Tones. The true hero of the opposition.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 08:53

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

At least you can buy drugs on the internet with bitcoins. What the gently caress are you gonna do with gold.

This reminds me, my parents were sorting through my grandfather's coin collection and found a few Australian $200 coins (actually worth more because they have gold in them)

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 02:57

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Laserface posted:

This guy is a a nice person but definitely drug affected.

I, for one, am shocked.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 05:10

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Bogan King posted:

Surge pricing for groceries [news.com.au]

V agile.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 05:48

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

norp posted:

It also doesn't sound like it would work unless you evict everyone from the store.

If the price can change between you picking up them item and getting to the checkout it's going to cause immense frustration

This is actually illegal too if the sale price is more than the advertised price. As someone who works in retail this would be an absolute loving nightmare.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 06:06

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 04:46

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Hobo Erotica posted:

Could you ride to a train station and then ride to work from there?

also what sort of distance are we talking about?

loving lol if you think I'm leaving my bike at my local train station for any length of time.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 07:31

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