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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

fat greasy puto posted:

seattle look like the better team so far

This sounds familiar. Congrats on your incoming goal, Houston.

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Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Seattle has 63% possession but Houston never leads on possession so I don't put any stock in that. More concerning to me is the fact that Houston hasn't really had any kind of threat on Seattle's goal. Cubo is 100% contained right now. We need to get Elis in there to pull open Seattle's defense.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's probably a handball, but I doubt Toledo had the angle to see it :(

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A...goal? What is this sorcery?

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

A very nice goal at that!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Fffffffffffffuck that was close

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Hold on guys...

E. Phew!! A nerve wracking one. Nice to hold serve at home while the forwards are away.

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Jun 5, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Above the red line :toot:

Did not like what I saw from the defense during that final 15' though :ohdear:

Conartist
Aug 15, 2004
I think Chicago would have scored with Dax on the field. Luckily for Orlando he wasn't though.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
oh god these Univision Facebook Live stream announcers

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
drat shoot the ball Davey

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Paddyb posted:

drat shoot the on target Tito

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
lol Atlanta's back line really has turned into the biggest joke in the league anymore

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Thank you for not shooting Davey :getin:

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Atlanta looks like the better team, but we lead 1-0. Really should be 2-0. This is the first game at Toyota Park I've watched anywhere but the supporters section. It's weird as hell. Sitting is weird.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
It's cool to see Martinez and Almiron come on as subs, but Atlanta will probably concede another one or two goals now.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

It's cool to see Martinez and Almiron come on as subs, but Atlanta will probably concede another one or two goals now.

should've been one there

E: well there you go on the peno

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
gently caress

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Lol 2-0

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
nevermind

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Fire good :cool:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

They are.

Allez Montreal :troll:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
KC lost they drat minds

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Two CB subs for Portland tonight.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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That was a huge second goal for Portland.

On second viewing, correct call but drat, that would have been a beauty.

El Jebus fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jun 11, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I saw this live and still can't believe it happened:

https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/873759365458735104

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

whypick1 posted:

I saw this live and still can't believe it happened:

https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/873759365458735104

#paraguayansareterribleatsoccer

Also I think 21 is laughing from how bad that shot was while running for the ball.

Welcome to GBS
Feb 26, 2011

El Jebus posted:

That was a huge second goal for Portland.

On second viewing, correct call but drat, that would have been a beauty.

I was at the game and while it will certainly be one to remember, Valeri's redacted wonder goal will be what I never forget. I had a great angle on it, and it was beautiful.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Time for some foot to hit some balls.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Man, I wanted to sleep in today.

edit: Geez it is pissing buckets out there. Good thing they're playing on a pristine playing surf...gently caress

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jun 17, 2017

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I guess I'll watch these two bad teams, SINCE ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY MATCH GOING ON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How much longer before this turns into a game of water polo?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao the splash on that Dempsey dive/foul

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a light yellow on Roldan

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Can't wait for the 2nd half when Seattle isn't attacking the lovely end of the field.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How is that not a yellow on Chinot?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress yeah motherfucker

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
something happened!!?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a really nice goal

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's a goal if the entire goddamn Atlantic Ocean wasn't in that half of the park.

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