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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Always Alliterate All...Titles. Dammit.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I was going to say that I was ready for San Jose to face a gazillion chances from Portland only to win the game on a counter, but then one of their dudes got 2 yellows in 2 minutes and welp.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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...goddamn you. :argh:

San Jose could really use a "How did everyone forget to mark him?" Wondo goal before half, because it seems like Portland is going to dunk on them any second now.

El Jebus posted:

And what a bad red it was. This ref is calling a bunch of bullshit while letting some bigger fouls go. I'd be happy if Windows had a yellow and the other guy was still playing without even 1 yellow.

I still don't know how that 2nd yellow was even a foul.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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El Jebus posted:

It wasn't! I dislike San Jose as much as the next sane person, but that is bad reffing. But what's worse? The English announcers...

One of the few times I'm glad I have the Timbers local feed.

Geez, even they're laying into the ref over that sending off.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jun 3, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That sure as gently caress looked like a PK/possibly red to me...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Based on that replay, definite foul.

OK, on that other replay, guess not. Well then.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jun 3, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I was just going to say the Timbers should feel bad for only scoring a single goal, but then that happened.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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binge crotching posted:

That goal for NYC was a long time coming, Blake can't stop everything.

Like that rebound, for example

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What the hell just happened there? (VAN-ATL)

edit: OK, ref had a temporary case of the derps apparently.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus Christ DC, how did you not score there?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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all-Rush mixtape posted:

Halfway to double-digits at halftime is not a good thing, RSL.

But it's a historic performance:

https://twitter.com/PCarrESPN/status/871169518760058880

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Revs...good?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess RSL isn't forfeiting

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No context necessary:

https://twitter.com/nwblackmon/status/871517103177814017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
A straight red? :psyduck:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
His foot was out to intercept that long ball and he only saw Vincent a half second before contact occurred. No way in hell was that intentional, let alone malicious. Yellow at worst.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess you're happy about that second red then.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Surprised that crossbar didn't snap in half there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
GG Chicago

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And we're going to cap off this week by watching Seattle get countered to death by Houston. Try not to cream yourself too hard guys.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That's probably a handball, but I doubt Toledo had the angle to see it :(

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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A...goal? What is this sorcery?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Fffffffffffffuck that was close

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Above the red line :toot:

Did not like what I saw from the defense during that final 15' though :ohdear:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I saw this live and still can't believe it happened:

https://twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/873759365458735104

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Man, I wanted to sleep in today.

edit: Geez it is pissing buckets out there. Good thing they're playing on a pristine playing surf...gently caress

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jun 17, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How much longer before this turns into a game of water polo?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Can't wait for the 2nd half when Seattle isn't attacking the lovely end of the field.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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How is that not a yellow on Chinot?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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gently caress yeah motherfucker

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That's a goal if the entire goddamn Atlantic Ocean wasn't in that half of the park.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Not a loving penalty

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Amazed Fisher wasn't given a lifetime ban for that tackle in the box.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Goddammit

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Thank you lovely pitch :ohdear:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress that loving PK call. :argh:

NYC was the better team though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Think of how much you'll save on rabies shots though! :haw:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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ALAN GORDON YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIRTLESS BASTARD

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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G-Hawk posted:

that elis goal was pretty cool

It was also a very stupid decision by Diop.

It's amazing how royally hosed LA has been at the keeper position since they lost Penedo.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jun 18, 2017

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Uh, the bet is whether or not DC will score, so only one of them will pay up.

And trem almost had to there

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