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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
hey there kiddo... before we get into this, please understand i'm doing this because i love you. so... your principal called me today and told me that you have been acting up in school recently... i'm going to show you several photos of your mother and me when we acted up in school and made a "you." perhaps this will damage you enough, mentally AND emotionally, to the point of being unable to speak and therefore act up.

also please understand... this hurts me more than it hurts you. that position was very uncomfortable but your mother LOVES IT

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Manifisto posted:

lol

this may also help with your porn addiction and the way you've been eating all the grapes before anybody else gets a chance to have some

little buddy, you know i love you more than life itself, but those grapes were for COMPANY! i specifically asked you to not eat them. when todd and margaret come over this afternoon, they won't have snacks. i've changed the sheets on your bed to the sheets upon which you were conceived. they may or may not have been washed.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
wikky-wikky-WOW! zoomy boom POW homie do ya homework ZIGGA ZAM!!

scat is effective

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
chuckle a lot. kids these days love a good chuckling.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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