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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

VJeff posted:

I see Dominant Heel Alexa Bliss put all that momentum she got last night to great use.

the writers for the women's division are the literal worst

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

dsriggs posted:

Reminder that the WWE thought that it'd be a good idea to get Bayley over as a babyface by presenting her as a 27 year-old loser who's never been kissed, brought her daddy to school with her & was a teacher's pet. None of which she refuted, by the way. Then they made her afraid to use weapons in a match with a weapon stip after saying for weeks that she would. Then they wonder why she gets booed.

she is honestly being booked worse than sami zayn

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i want to say same as always but i think he actually beat corbin recently

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
reminder: bayley is the only person to have won the title through cheating

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Rhonne posted:

Most of the anti Alexa people talk about her in ring ability from what I see.

and then claim people only like because of her looks

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Tato posted:

All we need to complete the failure is a video package on Izzy throwing her Bayley merch and souvenirs in the garbage because she's such a loser. Might as well take Bayley to rock bottom and have her claw her way back up since they've damaged her so much already.

apparently izzy was at extreme rules so footage of this might already exist

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

rare Magic card l00k posted:

It sounds like the friend isn't confused at all, as they think the person who does joke moves is a joke.

I didn't realize Jim Cornette was a goon

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

rare Magic card l00k posted:

I find it hard to believe that someone who gets so mad about wrestling isn't a goon.

that is actually a really good point, so which one of us is cornette

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
like the spinning move is dumb looking but i think its occurred once on the main roster? the fashion police bringing mops and squirt guns has happened multiple times but no one really seems to care about that

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
really the problems with bayley are:

1-99: being booked like absolute poo poo
100: once spun ontop of charlotte

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
anyhow bayley is pretty much dead as a character now and i fear alexa is going to be a similar victim since instead of building off her squash of bayley they throw her into a lovely match with nia

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

VJeff posted:

I mean I dunno about you guys but I'd be COMPLETELY down for Roman Reigns if he was a white guy named Bill.

give Roman a bill dauterive gimmick

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

Nobody wants to blame the talent, which is weird at times because it's not like anybody else could be responsible for BayleySpinningOnCharlotte.gif

in how much detail do agents plan out matches anyway? is it like step by step or more "yeah and then you hit your big spot at around this time"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Bill Goldberg posted:

what do you want from us

a dean ambrose push

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i mean why would cena need to practice at house shows, dude has an entire segment on botchmania dedicated to him loudly calling matches

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Seams posted:

If Vince could clone Cena, Rock or Austin he 100% would pick Cena every time.

i dont recall rock or austin learning mandarin just to cut a handful of promos in china

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

RealFoxy posted:

I think I'm taking a bullet here but didn't Rovert swear up and down that New Day was showing up at RAW for an angle and didn't?

edit: RAW or the RAW PPV, and neither happened unless I had some kind of coma

he said someone spotted their ice cream cart at the PPV or RAW, which given that it showed up on smackdown seems to point to someone forgetting to transfer it to smackdown's production trucks

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shima Honnou posted:

one of my friends posted a picture of himself in Roman vest and gloves what should I do

rip off the vest, become the mega-babyface you want to be

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerusalem posted:

The Bayley/Alexa match was far, far worse and absolutely deserves the DUD rating, it was appallingly bad and a massive blow to Bayley (Alexa at least came out of it looking dominant)

until the next night were micky, dana and nia beat on her for a while

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

Rusev got stuck with poo poo like the Dolph feud and the League of Nations where none of his matches post-Cena really stood out as Must See and then got hurt

wasn't league of nations partially payback for him and lana torpedoing the dolph feud

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

VJeff posted:

League of Nations having that much talent and being that lame makes zero sense, but I guess they were just put together to get Roman over, so, whatever.

the weirdest thing is that it worked

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

"Wins and losses don't matter" - HHH, the IWC's hope that the company will ever get better after Vince dies

i mean, it can't be worse. can it?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Sanguinia posted:

I'm going to guess nobody here included "Bayley loses the title clean to the mean cheerleader before the weapon match" or "Bayley loses the weapon match in crushing and humiliating fashion that permanent damages her characters credibility," in thier booking outline.

or "bayley wins the title through cheating"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

"today WWE folded after all of its talent took the advice of one daniel bryan..."

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

That DICK! posted:

That outfit was made for cannons

then give it to ziggler

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

man thats tough, losing two families in one year

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

well i guess i can watch one more trainwreck

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