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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

cash crab posted:

As usual, she has a point

anyways, the master race, ladies and germs



Marla Hooch?

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/927234341767450625

That is seven kissless virgins right there my friends.

That's the best goddamned twitter handle :allears:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

This is apparently the video that got r/incels nuked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk5_krEPfcM

How long can you last?

Jesus christ :negative:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Panfilo posted:

Read about the 5 nerd fallacies. Basically when you form a group of people pushed out of other groups for being insufferable it just sort of forms this critical mass of assholes.

Critical Massholes. The lot of them.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I can handle these gross cum things because I've seen them before. That being said, the only one I just can't deal with is the one with the mushrooms.

:barf: x100

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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queserasera posted:

Imagine four blue-balls on the edge of a cliff.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Her butt would ooze through the radiator grill like some kind of soft meat

Immediately, I thought of this. I couldn't help it, it... it just popped in there!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Comrade Koba posted:

AUG Thread: lack toast in toddler ant

Holy christ.... just incredible :psyduck:

Also, best thread title.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Sagebrush posted:

i'm preeeetty sure that all those ridiculous examples of illiteracy, like "lack toast in toddler ant" and "bone apple teeth" are just trolls. i notice they're usually associated with pictures of black women as well so i think they're racist.

And walla, I no longer find it funny :smith:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sorry to break up tongue chat, but I found them! The most disturbing comments on youtube! Do I win a prize? A gun, maybe?

A friend and I were talking about Problem Child, and how it's one of those movies we watched so many times when we were younger, but probably haven't seen it it 25+ years. So I go looking online at clips, and it's all coming back to me (Michael Richards, Smiley Pies, Big Ben, Little Ben, the prune, etc etc...). I click on this loving video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGoS42wL_yk

And.... :wtc: :psyduck: :barf: :negative:









I think the authorities need to get involved here.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jesus loving christ, I just noticed the watermark on the Problem Child video I posted.

What in the gently caress?!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Shove a bike pump in. Sideways. Walla!

e: Oh sorry not the lifehack thread :doh:

It's 'voila'. With the 'v' sound :argh:

vwah-la. Please don't ever actually say 'walla' IRL. I do this because I care.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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EDIT ^^^ Yeah, that was my point. Vwalla, vwah-la, those are the same. Just put the V in there.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I like how you're perfectly fine with shoving a bike pump sideways up your anus though.

One thing is personal preference, the other is an affront to language. :colbert:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

What did 'GE Cafe' even stand for? GoldenEye Cafe? General Electric Cafe?

Gross Entity Cafe?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Jesus loving christ, those skin holes :barf:

I mean, I'm disturbed by a ton of poo poo in this thread, but those actually make me want to throw up.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Iron Crowned posted:

They also don't belong here because while gross, that's medical gross, not GE Café gross.

I may not like seeing medically gross poo poo here, but I defend its right to be posted :colbert:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

There used to be a roadkill thread and a gorey picture thread, but those are always short lived because eventually someone posts a dead kitten/puppy or a dead baby and it all spirals out of control.

With this thread, it's the wide variety of interpretations of A/U/G that keep it alive. Don't like neck fungus? Here are some absolutely abhorrent youtube comments about pre-pubescent testicles. Done with that? How about a story about how a goon enjoys ripping off their own nails.

Hey, here's a fedora, too!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I know they make fake testicles for dogs that have been neutered, but do they make prosthetic nipples for dogs that have been through accidents and stuff? There might be a market for that now that it's normal to pay $10k for surgery to give your dog an extra month of life.

Well, to the dog, that's an extra 7 months.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I just learned of and read that about a month ago, weird.

Also terrible.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Thread's over. Holy mother of christ.

That beats everything. Think of another gross thing that's shown up in this thread. Whatever it is, it's better.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Zipperelli. posted:

Maggots are incredibly helpful little creatures. I've seen them used in the hospital for varying treatments, which usually boil down to: this flesh is hosed. Have the maggots eat the dead flesh and let's start fresh.

If I had more time, I'd photoshop the Subway logo and tagline to "Maggots: Eat Flesh!"

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Panfilo posted:

Plastic surgery seems like the kind of thing that has amazing results if the person's face was already disfigured, but if the person already looks fine then it seems to roll back to looking creepy.

Particularly in this woman's face, which looked fairly symmetrical before but after the surgeries they managed to make her face look very obviously lopsided.

By that logic, her face is about 12 more surgeries away from looking normal.

Oh god, the cycle continues!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Zombear posted:

This is broom tits lady.
https://imgur.com/a/sEhiY

I have no idea why I can't post a picture directly anymore.

Are you doing it on mobile? Part of the reason is that you're not directly linking to the .png file itself.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Shouldn't it be a "host" of twinks?

Very nice :golfclap:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Y'know, I'm a big fan of Letterkenny but I always thought that the 'skids' (goths) were way too exaggerated.

I no longer feel that way.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

nael posted:

I don't feel bad about posting any of these people. I found them all in a White Nationalist group.



























:nws:https://i.imgur.com/uNtfhTs.jpg:nws:

Yes, this is definitely 'master race' material.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Burt Sexual posted:

Paging Morally Inept to the thread

I'd say that, in the grander sense, they're already here.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

cash crab posted:

Most people's photo violations are because they included pictures of sunsets or their dogs or their children. But yeah, here's some.

Grandma Nips

A Breezy Summer Outfit

And that's all from this morning.

I understand the children part (we have the same policy, obviously, for our albums on Pornhub, Redtube, etc), but what's with the sunsets? Or is it because it's JUST a sunset?

Somebody has a new favorite as of 19:44 on Dec 20, 2017

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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King of Foolians posted:

Bravo! I'm literally sitting at my desk cackling at this. I just wish I had seen it first so I could play a game of "Guess which one is the original".

I sent this image to my wife and she's trying to guess. She got it on her second try.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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http://healthland.time.com/2011/10/17/study-1-in-6-cell-phones-contaminated-with-fecal-matter/

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I genuinely don't know if discussing buttholes or earlobe stretching grosses me out more. :negative:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Pretend I posted the Discworld “Boot Theory” as a retort. Good Lord.

Yeah, this. I think about this every time I buy new shoes.

Also, it's getting almost physically painful to read about these 'I am very smart' jackasses.

My only hope is that natural selection works its magic and they are never parents. God knows we don't need yet another generation to verbally dismantle the rest of us plebs without even being mean.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Not ugly or gross... Just awkward and wonderful. A yearly tradition, at this point.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzoKcdDg5rQ

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, all four of them have done Retsupurae and LP guest stuff. Chip and Ironicus have been LPing longer than almost anyone here, having done Beyond Good & Evil back in 2008 when they were still teenagers.

Their Mega Man 1 video is probably my favourite, outside of their full LPs of Killer7 and Metal Gear Solid 3.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn09xEeewXs

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Sponge Baathist posted:

one fun thing about sex is getting suffocated by big rear end titties

:getin:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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The Snoo posted:

sex is AUG as gently caress but that's usually fine and if you can't have fun and laugh when your partner farts or you get a leg cramp then what's the point

serious post, porn is not what sex is like at all, I promise you it's kinda sweaty and gross. it is exercise after all

Yeah, this. Really, as long as both people get off, the gross stuff ends up not mattering.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Leavemywife posted:

Sex is the best when it's with someone you can be totally natural with. My wife and I have a joke during sex, based off an old George Carlin bit. "Kiss me, I'm coming, hold me, I'm humming..."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuoBbSapgek

This reminds me of the time I randomly thought of a George Carlin bit during sex and then sort of ruined the mood from laughing and then I had to explain it.

It's when he's going through all of the different and hosed up ways people use the word "poo poo", and in his old man voice, says "I don't know whether to poo poo or wind my watch... Guess I'll poo poo on my watch."

gently caress, even now, I can't think of it without laughing.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Trig Discipline posted:

He ain’t chili
He’s my brotherrrrr

Incredible.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Weapon X + Weapon XXL

I appreciated this :golfclap:

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