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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Lime Tonics posted:

I would say that Gary Glitter fell on hard times, but, well.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 23:41

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 17:56

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Hihohe posted:

Everything about this photo seems so mid-80s until you see the ponies.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 08:00

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Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Didn't the ponies originate in the '80s

Not those ones.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 09:22

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I don't know, I think that singer dude who got caught soliciting child porn from underage fans is more hosed up.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 03:36

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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How can you be active as an atheist you believe in nothing. Fuckin try hard trying to make something out of nothing. Go play a video game, nerd.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 20:24

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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So does he try to look like that, or put no effort in at all. It's so hard to tell. There's got to be some kind of dysmorphia where you think that people will actually want to sleep with you even if you're a greasy cesspool. And then it leads to this entitlement that makes them think it's everyone else's fault that they won't sleep with a filth bag like that. He needs to look in the mirror and ask "Would I gently caress me?" And realise no, he's too gross. No one would want that dick in their v because it's probably dirty as hell.

Sorry, I'm on painkillers. My brain is weird today.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 20:39

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Jerry Cotton posted:

I know just what you need!

I doubt I'll ever be messed up enough to want a yeast infection from contact with that peen, if that's what you're saying.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 21:17

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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See, if you're going to be poly, at least let everyone in the relationship be considered equal.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 22:36

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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text me a vag pic posted:

is my pic ok or will it intimidate the babes?

I have this primordial revulsion feeling when I see this face. Is there a name for that? Like when animals see a mutated member of their group and abandon it because it's likely a threat to the survival of their herd?

I feel like such an rear end in a top hat today.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:40

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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That's fightin post!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:40

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Deified Data posted:

Wow, it's almost like babies only grow inside a woman's body and then they have to do something with it when it comes out of them.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 01:52

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Don't involve children in your sexual activities you sick fucks

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 01:57

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Wasn't there some sort of article or video put out about why Ted Cruz's face was so viscerally slimy and gross looking? Because he really gives me the creeps to a level few people have.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 08:34

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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cash crab posted:

DISCUSS FELT WIFE

Stop thinking of a wife as a thing to acquire and accept that a spouse is actually a human being and not a servant maybe? Am I doing this right? Am I asking too much? Does this make me a feminazi?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 09:24

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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whiteyfats posted:

Lord knows I'm not attractive, as any goon who saw my pics in the thread for it can attest, but Jesus, I've know the touch of women before. How the hell can these fuckboys not carry on a conversation with a woman, or are the leaping to 'welp, been talking to this chick for five minutes, better make my move?'?

You're not a desperate, clingy, creepy entitled misogynist! And they are. I've lost three friendships due to guys turning into this. See, I like being friends with lots of different types of people. So when I find out that a friendship was feigned in order to get something out of me actually really sucks. All three guys asked me to dump the guy I was with for them because they were allegedly better for me. Jokes on them, I've been with that same guy for over 18 years. I think I know who is best for me. Telling me I'm wrong and that they know better sure as poo poo isn't going to win them any points.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 02:49

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Baller Ina posted:

Rainbow Dash is the cool one. Like any show like that there's a smart one, a brave one, whatever. She's the cool one.

But don't you dare imply she's LGBT!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 08:21

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Jerry Cotton posted:

if you don't have avatars turned off anyway.

Anyone remember that guy who was seriously offended by boobs even existing so people kept buying him avatars with a bit of cleavage and he lost it and shut avatars off?

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 03:52

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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PCOS Bill posted:

I hate boobs, boobs are the worst, definitely don't buy me cleavage avatars, that would get me to leave.

You already have a boob for an avatar though

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 04:11

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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PCOS Bill posted:

That's Mr. President to you.

Nah bud, up 'ere we call him a douche canoe because he's causin all sorts of kerfuffles and dickin things up for everyone :canada:

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 08:46

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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oldpainless posted:

Is he wearing a towel?

More like oldpantsless

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 21:37

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I'm sorry that whiteyfats isn't here to redeem us.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 06:35

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Nerd rage is loving stupid. Stop taking everything so seriously and just have fun playing video games, Jesus f.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 22:00

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Dreddout posted:

Why is it doing that?

What purpose does that serve?

Yawning is a mystery!

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 03:39

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PCOS Bill posted:

I want to give all three of them wedgies

What an odd way of saying you want to touch the butts of cute boys.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 19:27

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Why are MRAs so physically unattractive? Like, why do they think they're entitled to demand a decent looking woman when they look like an rear end in a top hat that's been wiped too hard with cheap toilet paper after a day of heavy drinking and Taco Bell?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 10:44

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Bogan King posted:

How can you be a proud boy if your lady is just laying there, bored stupid, waiting for it to be over? That's why they call them bricks, right?

"I hosed her so good I didn't even get a response! Totally bricked 'er! Eyyyyyyy"

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 05:52

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Stop using decimal points in your neanderthal measuring system.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 06:59

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cash crab posted:

ダイアナは肌を必要とする

"Hopefully" you can see this, as Imgur removed it once already.

And people compare this to owning a vibrator. Last I checked, no woman sincerely had one as a replacement for an actual human being in their life, they just want to get off fast by themselves. That up there is something entirely different. That's mental illness.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 18:46

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Randaconda posted:

This was a positively delightful breath of fresh air after the post that preceded it.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 23:49

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Spiderjelly posted:

Whiteyfats, you had better step your game up.

Awkward!

text me a vag pic posted:

Future 'toddler accidentally shooting their dad with gun left on the living room table' incident.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 03:47

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Dirty Dancing: 2017 Edition

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 21:36

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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BiggerBoat posted:

THIRD RED FLAG. She might have been loving her boyfriend who she hasn't seen a while instead of responding my to my creepy text messages.

As I was reading it that was the first thing I thought. If she hadn't seem him in a while she'd likely go to the gala for a little bit then book it the gently caress home and have a great night in. Honestly, who wouldn't in that situation? Creepy boss is lucky she showed up at all. When you really miss someone like that, it shouldn't be a surprise that they become top priority.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 03:22

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tpink posted:

That...cannot be 29. You're joking right.

I remember when his first single came out. I was in high school and he was a kid riding the coattails of his older brother.

He sure ended up a mess, goddamn.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 06:24

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Funny how they're the same kind of people who say hijab is oppression against women.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 18:30

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How Rude posted:

Where are all these overly sex-chat obsessed children coming from

It usually seems to be England for some reason.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 02:41

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Randaconda posted:

Setting everything else to the side, why the gently caress is his monitor so big, or am I the only one without a giant monitor nowadays?

Do you know what an HDMI cable is.

Do you know what a TV is.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 09:47

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Bitey Bunny posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgDU5RpzUms
This lady does children's songs on Youtube. This one is a little...

We would sing this song over and over and over around the fire at Girl Guide camp when I was a kid, I guess if you didn't grow up knowing it it would seem really odd.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 01:43

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jizzy sillage posted:

Which way is the air going?

Its awful either way so who cares.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 11:38

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oldpainless posted:

The worst part is that she thinks the holocaust actually happened

Ban for account sharing with PCOS Bill.

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Grumbletron 4000 posted:

If by make do they mean having to fish a mile of corn silk threads out of their cunts I'm gonna give this round to city girls.

Do you leave the silk on before cooking too?

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 06:41

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