Randaconda posted:

Randaconda posted:

Can confirm. Grew up hella poor, and have had to sell a bunch of poo poo to make rent several times in my adult life.

cash crab posted:

Right! it's the giftbag at the end.

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

I'm not sad. Just kinda gross. I gently caress a lot just not with hot people. I just imagine that hot people have fucksex on awesome blankets and they don't need to clean up their fluids. They got a person to do that for them.

Panfilo posted:

BUT HE'S MY BROTHER!

mng posted:

He's so... Moist.

Twitch posted:

You can do some amazing things with tucking.

Noslo posted:

Someone in the know told me its to help "train" your body not to clench because that makes the ginger burn more. This is supposed to help people who are new to buttstuff I guess.

cash crab posted:

Extreme efficiency

Randaconda posted:

Randaconda posted:

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/fy9Kjer.jpg

We Know Catheters posted:

https://www.lpsg.com/threads/foreskin-contest-ill-start-with-wrapping-a-cell-phone.107273/

Screaming Idiot posted:

There is a dude on that link with a little Hank Hill avatar and for some reason that is the funniest part of the whole thing to me

Slime posted:

diet and exercise don't work it's 100% genetics *eats a family sized pizza all alone and washes it down with a 1.5 liter soda that came with the pizza*

quote:

Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
9/01/99 3:00pmSEE MORE: SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY
ITHACA, NY—In an announcement with major implications for future generations of big fat hogs, Cornell University geneticists announced Monday that they have isolated the specific DNA series that makes an individual susceptible to eating a whole goddamn bag of chips.


According to Cornell researchers, the tendency to eat a whole goddamn bag of chips (above) may be genetic.
"We have long known that the tendency to sit down and eat the whole goddamn bag runs in certain families," said team leader Dr. Edward Alvaro. "However, until we completed our work, we weren't sure whether the disposition to cram chips down your greasy gullet was genetic or whether it was a behavioral trait learned from one or both fat-gently caress parents. With the discovery of gene series CHP-48/OZ-379, we have proof positive that single-case serial chip-eating is indeed hereditary."

For years, scientists have been aware of the numerous health complications linked to a person's predisposition to plop down and mow through a whole bag of chips, but it wasn't until now that they were able to isolate the gene that carries the trait.

According to the Cornell team, series CHP-48/OZ-379 is a set of "alleles," or collections of genetic material, that cause chip-eaters to develop a markedly larger number of chip-responsive nerve endings in their cerebral material.

"People with this gene have up to four times the amount of fritoceptors normally found in a human," Alvaro said. "This increases their pleasure response to snaxamine-2, the human body's principal chip-eating hormone, which is released in response to giant handfuls of chips being shoveled into the mouth. This tends to promote entire-goddamn-bag-eating behavior in those individuals who possess the series."

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

This is apparently not that other thread but enjoy the freebie!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I've personally never been on fire, but I've seen plenty of people who were and they seemed to be having a bad time. Is that enough?