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evobatman posted:I would like to point out that these people are outdoors, together with friends and other people with shared interests, listening to music they like, dancing, getting fresh air, moving their bodies, getting exercise, doing something they like and having fun. And we only have a bowl because two bags is too much effort to manage.
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EmmyOk posted:his precious skin Okay, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Tetracube posted:oh god isn't that dude a prominent MRA Matt Forney, who is way the gently caress over 24 and ludicrously self-aggrandizing.
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Picnic Princess posted:Why are MRAs so physically unattractive? Like, why do they think they're entitled to demand a decent looking woman when they look like an rear end in a top hat that's been wiped too hard with cheap toilet paper after a day of heavy drinking and Taco Bell? Oh man, PP, you have no idea how deep the Matt Forney hole goes. He's a pick up artist as well. Yeah. Potato man. Man who is really into aryan skull shape but has the most obviously wonky skull ever (without it being obviously wrong like the ones you're now thinking of). This guy is one of the few people on the entire internet who has many photos of themselves without a single one being flattering. I know. I've checked. He wants to sell you books on how to get laid- most of which he plagiarised almost in full from confessed serial rapist RooshV. (E: he's also one of the few people forums #1 cool boy hbomberguy has ever criticised for his looks, and his criticism amounts to "Oh, man, he looks really un-fit.") Somfin has a new favorite as of 11:01 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Safety Biscuits posted:How awkward, quote isn't edit. It's just about 5.9 feet, or about 5'11" in real notation. He's just mad at all the 6'0"-minimum Tinder girls.
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Garrand posted:is that...is that a VR recording of an idol...where it then simulates the performance as though they were standing on your chest? Is that what I'm getting from that? Skirts, yo.
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ Now, to be fair, I have been that lovely of a human at a few points in my life. I have misread situations that badly and assumed the worst while being completely oblivious to the other person's feelings. I have been that deeply in denial about the nature of my desired relationship with another person. I have seen an entire friendship go up in smoke in a single night because I was too pushy. In my defence, I was less than half this person's age at the time, had zero authority, and didn't post about it online as if I was in the right. E: How the gently caress do you hit 32 without understanding the fundamentals of this poo poo
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BiggerBoat posted:EDIT: I was 15, I've been borderline for autism (found this one out recently, I was tested as a kid and the doc made a judgment call that I was close) my entire life, and I was part of the nerd clique at an all-boys school. I was not well socialised as a kid and didn't really understand people. Terrible theory of mind. Turns out if you combine that with too much lovely media consumption you end up with a really warped view of how relationships are meant to work. I'm better now, I hope, but back then, I wouldn't have wanted to know me.
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PCOS Bill posted:What racism? We found 'em, gang, the one person who doesn't know what a dog whistle is
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JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:Somfin has an overactive trigger finger on racism to hide the fact they'd rather have 5 dollars than not be a racist themselves. What can I say, I clearly annoy the right people.
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Zipperelli. posted:Omg, I forgot about Goon Camp. And it'll never happen again, because it'll be like 300
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:No, I think the best thing is the custom-built Toriel figurine. Pretty sure that's a gundam.
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That guy would be like eight times more fuckable if he just shaved, goddamn
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Fluffy Pony is legit one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. I think- that is, I loving hope- that the fantasy for these creators is being the victim. That fuckin' green one with the bowl cut is pretty obviously an author stand-in. You're supposed to empathise with the victim in it, clearly- its most likely a variant on a ravishment fantasy- but because I can't, because it's a goddamned babytalking cartoon horse, my brain instead fixates on the abuser and gah gently caress why. It's so blatant and aggressive and spiteful and faceless. Please, spoiler tag that poo poo in future? Is that unreasonable?
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khysanth posted:i side with the pink person As do I. Fuckin' abuse of the word "gaslight" aside, them's some valid points about health and fitness and the dangers of believing in one's messages.
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verymoldy posted:I really wish there was a way to make all the incels of the internet realize it's their repugnant personality coupled with a real lack of self-care that makes them utterly unfuckable. My favourite thought whenever I read an incel screed is that Rich Evans, the (most) pathetically dorky member of Red Letter Media, fucks.
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ReidRansom posted:They never bother to actually demonstrate their claimed intelligence either. Or any sort of effort or ambition. It's always just "everyone is so frightened and envious of my herculean intellect that I was cast out from the educational system as they were unable to handle one so able as myself of dismantling their foolish and childish notions of the ways of the world, and so I must deign to work as a cashier at K-Mart (because mom said I have to have a job if I want to continue living at home)". They were told as kids that they read at a college level and never recovered
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om nom nom posted:I've got a friend who has a very fat girlfriend, under 5'6" and at least 350lbs. She's in the age group you mentioned, late 20s ish. She is is the extreme of the "body positivity" thing, there is nothing wrong with being that large and, in fact, there is something wrong with you for thinking that. Her doctors, as well as any other doctors she has seen, as well as her fat friends' doctors, are idiots for thinking that problems she has are weight related, and the doctors needs to look past her weight to properly diagnose her issues. If something is awkward or difficult because of her size, it is her employer's responsibility to accommodate her, and if they do not, they are discriminating. When some store had a "plus sized" model that was size 18, it was insulting, because that's not what a real "plus sized" woman looks like. If a store doesn't carry her size, they are discriminating. I think I'm in a fairly interesting position regarding this sort of stuff- I'm recovering from it. For a long time I believed, wholeheartedly, that you could be healthy at any size, that every body was beautiful, et cetera. I believed with every fibre of my being that it was better to die young and happy with a mouthful of cake than die trying to run a marathon. And I believed it because I was a fat gently caress and I needed to believe it in order to be able to look at myself in the mirror and not realise what I was doing. My girlfriend at the time was also significantly heavy. By all accounts, she still is. Let's just say she was not helpful and leave it at that. I did not have a great start to this whole thing. I was convinced by my American school that I was an out-of-shape loser because my short, lovely nerves mean that I can't touch my toes with my knees locked- a slight bend and I can drat near get my palms on the floor. I was also the slow kid in my year, which just sort of cemented the whole thing for me. I thought I was just an unfuckable loser, then I found this HAES poo poo, and I began to believe that I was a beautiful outcast whose wonderful charms were just lost on the sheeple. Two unstable long-term relationships and a year of not being happy were enough to get me to hit the gym and actually track my caloric intake. At my heaviest, a year ago, I was a 6'0, 130kg, nearly 300 pound humanoid pudding. I'm now down to a fairly strong-lookin' 108 / 235 and working on getting rid of those last 8 by the end of the year. I'm still obese on the BMI scale, and my current goal weight is still overweight, and I'm definitely still a husky chubster- those things are all true- but I've lost something like 8 inches off my waistline and every fuckin' week I'm finding some new health benefit or little measure to be proud of. I can wear skinny-cut jeans and not look any more stupid than anyone else. My shirt size is down from XXL being tight to L fitting nicely (and those are New Zealand sizes, not American ones). It's been the best thing I've ever done with my life. The main problem with the HAES / Fat Is Beautiful poo poo is that it can really encourage people to see themselves as being fit and healthy and beautiful when they're really not. It's entirely true that you can be a fit person and be a fat person at the same time, but it is not true that you can sit on your rear end all day and eat cookies by the packet and be a fit person. But that body positivity poo poo can prevent you from seeing the real you in the mirror. It can convince you that your body is just your body and you're stuck with it and nothing you do will ever change it so why bother just have another fuckin' packet of biscuits. And it can do all that at a really bad point in a person's life. I wasted my early twenties believing that I was okay, which is time I could have spent making myself okay. Now I'm having to make up for a lot of lost time. Somfin has a new favorite as of 10:12 on Aug 30, 2017 |
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This? This right here? This is the sort of "I'm the exception" bullshit that keeps fat people fat, goddamn it. Your fat cells aren't malfunctioning and you're not "metabolically disprivileged," you just didn't stick with your diet/exercise combo for long enough for your body to realise what your brain was trying to get it to do. green chicken feet posted:Serious congrats on taking charge of your health and making those changes. Healthy weight loss is hard but must be even harder when you're surrounded by messages that you're somehow being untrue to yourself by losing weight. That's the killer. You're only being untrue to yourself if you're uncomfortable and not trying to fix it. Weight loss is actually really easy, it just takes significantly more time than you might think.
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Pastry of the Year posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): A Cheese-Based Suspense Thriller Velveertigo Bloodfart McCoy posted:Is this a church or a soccer thing? A lot of schools in New Zealand have main halls, and a lot of them also have a haka as something every kid learns (at least a bit). It's fun to be part of a haka, if you can match the energy of the group.
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text me a vag pic posted:As a man of art, I will help you understand this image: And that's a hosed-up UK over the lamp.
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Safety Biscuits posted:Calling a woman a guy, wrong. Calling a woman a man is factually incorrect. Calling a person sub-human is an insult.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:legit I have A Thing for guys with big noses and I am very conflicted about this picture He'd probably be significantly more attractive if he lost that doofy-rear end hairdo Guy must have an absolutely hosed-up ear, deal breaker imo
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Speaking as a large-nosed human, this is all very comforting.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Dude has a gigantic loving nose and it makes his face ugly. Nothing aside from some meat cleaver rhinoplasty is gonna make him pretty. Small nose haver spotted
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cash crab posted:i'm gettin' a tattoo this is loss isn't it
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Jerry Cotton posted:I am gently caress that leg-arse. We know, Jerry. We know.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Where the gently caress is your chin yadda yadda 
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Randaconda posted:No vanity, I didn't buy it, Sandwich Artist made and bought it. That makes it even better!
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Trauma Dog 3000 posted:well be sure to piss on a homeless man, he's probably a racist Man you must really have hosed up somewhere else on the forum if you're trying this loving hard to bury it in your post history
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:What can you do with a cum soaked sailor, Cummies in the sock until it hardens Cummies in the sock until it hardens Cummies in the sock until it hardens In a year or sev-en
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Bobby Digital posted:IMMATURE JERKERS surely That one sounds like a gang tag to me
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