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Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

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Say what you will but that's some fairly impressive rope work.

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AlbieQuirky posted:

It was the official Libertarian Party national convention, during the time that the people campaigning to be party chair were goven opportunities to make speeches. This was apparently this dude's "speech". He got two votes.

If I was there, it would have been three. :colbert:

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Bottom Liner posted:

The entire "hooping" subculture belongs in this thread

I'm sorry, "flow arts"

Can we just shorten it to "farts"?

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Jul 6, 2011

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Testekill posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with your skull?

Judging by his opinions, dropped multiple times as a child.

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Ziv Zulander posted:

It's racist because people who like the confederate flag and support Trump are all racist

Don't be willfully dense

Just stop responding to PCOS Bill. I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned for making GBS threads up every thread he pokes his head in to.

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hyperhazard posted:

Turns out Aaron Carter did not age well.



Jesus Christ, he looks older than Nick does.

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Lime Tonics posted:



weird toothpick.

Not letting this one slide. loving HOW?!

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I can't remember what country does it but there's a whole series of bootleg figures taking a piss because it's part of how they assemble nativity scenes. There's a guy behind the manger pissing.

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Jul 6, 2011

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Well, I'm wrong. It's a dude taking a poo poo. I learned something today.

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

the hymen will only allow a sperm to pass if it can solve three riddles.

That's the sphinx. Wait, is that why pussy is a term for a vagina?!

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ReidRansom posted:

Was just in Queensland last week. Checks out.

I thought WA was our "south". Although, the banana benders do get rowdy this time of year...

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Sponge Baathist posted:

that man looks tired

:golfclap:

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Frankston posted:

That'd be a nightmare to clean.

Nah, if you really needed to get in to those spots, just use a soft bristled toothbrush. Preferably one used by that one room mate that doesn't do the loving dishes.

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Munchables posted:

Saw this at the mall yesterday


Isn't buttcoin notoriously hard to convert to actual money?

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:stonklol:

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Stoatbringer posted:

Mild or spicy?

This is a surprisingly important question.

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SantaJesus posted:

Dang he hosed his lips off.

Here's some homegrown aug from my belly-button:


Did you somehow find a tag in your bellybutton?

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Wouldn't that be called a "fleshy" or something?

No, it's a skinhead. Dog in human skin.

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Wheat Loaf posted:

The other one was "Mad" Jack Churchill:

I would like to note, that man has the last recorded war kill with a longbow. He signalled an attack by killing a German sergeant.

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Dreadwroth posted:

To be fair quantum physics is some crazy poo poo.

That quote that always comes up: "God does not play dice with the universe" was regarding quantum mechanics.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

How about a mayo and bologna cake?



Welp, I don't need lunch anymore. :stonklol:

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I just see some kind of pastry.

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LingcodKilla posted:

Killing your first clown would make you a man too.

Is this what a Bar Mitzvah is? I've never been to one.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Not quit as molesty, but I think the kids are suffering in their own way here:



I love this. The son looks like he just wants this over with, while the daughter appears to be attempting astral projection to not be in this situation.

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Big league chew was actually invented by a baseball player as an alternative to chewing tobacco, not to promote it. :eng101:

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I wish the Wallabies still did an Aboriginal war dance as a response to the All Black's haka.

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Someone help that poor computer :ohdear:

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LingcodKilla posted:

You know that dust is probably all dandruff.

It looks like dusty cobwebs to me but may be a combination of hair and dust.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I work at a bank and I can confirm that we dip each and every dollar we have into our toilets every night when we close.

I loving knew it. :argh:

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For most, impact play is more spanking than it is beating or flogging hard enough to draw blood but those activities do fall under that umbrella.

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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i think if you want to whip someone specifically with your old severed dreadlocks, that's a separate conversation. presumably a long, distressing one.

It's a bit of a hair raiser, yes.

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This is some good poo poo right here.

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

what does (pet) mean

My honest guess is a master/pet bdsm relationship.

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oldpainless posted:

My friend I was with you until the last sentence and then I sadly shook my head but I know you can improve, hopefully.

More like oldfurless

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Ariong posted:

I think I once saw an imgur album or SA post full of really super incredibly dirty computer desks. Does anyone remember that, or am i making it up? Failing that, could someone repost the one with a mountain of cigarette ash on the desk. Thx.

I also miss the Goon Lair thread. It was a great thread to motivate cleaning.

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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I don't have a foot story, but I have something.

The first time I jollied my butthole, I didn't warm up properly. There was blood in my poop for three days afterwards.

:stonklol:

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Untrustable posted:

I worked at a casino. Casinos are gross as hell. We once had to remove chairs off the gaming floor because a lady had gotten menstrual blood on them. I saw a dude make a mad dash towards the bathroom before stopping halfway, dropping his pants, and taking a huge poo poo. Casinos are the grossest places and exposed me to human depravity you wouldn't believe. Maybe someone can shed some light on this for me: for the longest time we would constantly find the same type of blood spatter in the handicap stall in the men's room. It always started from the front of the toilet and went straight up the wall in a jagged line. I always figured it was someone shooting up incorrectly.

That sounds about right if they hit an artery instead of a vein, yes.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I had this happen the other day. They just need to update that shirt's drivers.

Welp, now the entire office thinks I'm insane for laughing so hard out of nowhere.

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Untrustable posted:

Everyone was weird and the owner ended up getting sued into oblivion after one of his tigers mauled someone. I think he's running for governor now or something. I left because after a few months on the road they got everyone together and told us the tour was broke and that we could stay on and get our room and board and transportation covered but no pay, or we could quit.

Look up Joe Exotic if you want a taste of the crazy. He ran the whole thing and was very...eccentric. Aug-wise: one day we were working on a tiger enclosure and an employee ripped his colostomy bag while he was 15 feet up a ladder. It was awful.

I actually really hoped it was Joe Exotic as soon as I read he was running for some level of office. He was mentioned as a joke on Last Week Tonight. Pretty sure he ran for president.

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Grumbletron 4000 posted:

GROG GROG GROG huuuuuRRrrrGh. GRURGHGRUGHGRUGHGRUGGRUG. Thank you America. My spit and cumpuke salutes you. People died for this. For my right to be throat hosed till I puke on my W-2. Punished tonsils. Uncle Sam please box my ears and fart hard when you hate gently caress my paycheck. God drat it all.

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