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Amy Schumer is already near-universally despised so there is no need to shop her fatter than she already is.cash crab posted:
Is it a scar he decided not to tattoo over (maybe from a tummy tuck after weight loss)? Cause why the gently caress would you leave a huge flap in the middle of the tattoo like that??? Like if you were going to take advantage of having a big vertical flap for tattoos, I would seek inspiration from a pop-up book and not just do a generic Misfits deign on either side.
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Sunswipe posted:Is there a reason for that? I'm not familiar with her work, but I caught a bit of her standup while channel hopping and I've heard far worse comics. Her standup is mediocre and she had this bit about how you should have more respect for yourself in college than hooking up with any random dude who pays you attention, which involved her in sexual acts with said dude while he was pass-out drunk. A lot of people thought that was rapey. Everyone on the right hates her cause she's a fat chick who openly supports feminism and uncreatively mocks them, many on the left dislike her for being a sort of stereotype of a modern celebrity feminist while having little of any real value to say. Snarky, white, hipster-ish woman who formally endorsed Hilary. Similar to Lena Dunham.
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Deified Data posted:This guy owns actually. Yeah he has brass balls for doing that publicly. Also I used to go to the library behind him like 4x a week and would have done a lot of eyebrow-wiggling had I recognised him. This person, OTOH, is undermining their own cause by looking exactly like the SNL character designed to take the piss out of them: 
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Was that first one actually drawn by Dobson or someone taking the piss? There are an awful lot of inflation jokes in it. Also why would he do a panel showing that Link definitely had pink hair in LTTP if the whole point of the comic is that only brown hair is canon. That boy ain't right.
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Basebf555 posted:Also, what's the deal with Sonic being a character that people are somehow sexually attracted to? Is there some history there that I'm not aware of? I mean, he doesn't even speak or have much of a personality that I've seen from the games I've played, but that was like 20 years ago. I think you will find he is one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0
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It's a moose knuckle, get it rightBenny Harvey posted:Is he topping up one bag of m&ms with a smaller bag? I think it's a bag of funsized smaller bags
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It's almost as if there are a wide range of opinions about how sexually attractive body hair is and it doesn't have any bearing on anything, particularly because most people who act like its a dealbreaker will overlook that poo poo as soon as they are in an actual relationship. Also joke about Pick being a quasi-furry here I feel like this was on the cusp of being so ironic that it looped back around to not being awkward, but she's trying just a little too hard.
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Jul 7, 2017 20:01
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Subjunctive posted:What's the thread consensus on what the word "normative" means? It means "normal", but stated in a condescending tone while holding a copy of Foucault's "Discipline and Punish".
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Subjunctive posted:Except it doesn't? It means that something establishes the definition of normal, so being "a normative guy" is a fairly tall order. I was trying to tell a joke, but fine, a normative person conforms to the established "norms" (in the sociological sense of the word) of society. It genuinely is just a more academic word for "normal" with a few more subtleties and without negative connotations.* With regard to what that other guy was rambling about, he means Edward Snowden conforms to the norms regarding gender and sexuality in the Western world, in contrast to Chelsea Manning. The sociological definition is independent from the concept of a "normative statement" in the field of logic/philosophy. *Except for the negative connotation that can arise from saying it condescendingly to suggest being normal is inherently pedestrian or ignorant, which was the point of my joke. You literally just made me explain my joke. Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Jul 8, 2017 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Sign says "Resident of the United States" which is certainly true. I wonder if anyone just turns up at political protests with signs stating indisputable facts. "Donald Trump: a 71 year old guy." "Benghazi: there was an attack on the embassy, and people died." "Barack Obama is certainly a person who is alive" Probably not, because it's not very funny or constructive.
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Gerblyn posted:Sure, but it's only a matter of degree. It doesn't matter whether they threaten a woman with violence or damnation or social exclusion, in the end it's a bunch of men using old books to control women, as if wearing a miniskirt or giving someone a blowjob makes them somehow worth less as human beings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUm5-1x1LfA
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Jul 18, 2017 19:53
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Pastry of the Year posted:what in the gently caress He has a rather long face and has chosen a haircut that emphasises it (so many fuckin people walking around with undercuts that make them look pinheaded these days... a little volume at the sides looks a lot less uncanny). He also has lip fillers and the light is glaringly reflected in his eyes, making him look demonic. It's a shame because otherwise he'd be moderately attractive
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Aug 2, 2017 20:11
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Randaconda posted:Manson's dad dressing up like him to troll him was some top tier poo poo. Manson has/had a pretty good relationship with both his parents, his dad actually recently died and he made a sad instagram post about it  On the subject of Marilyn Manson awkward though, watch this classic David Letterman interview where he gets creamed. He tries to play along but it just doesn't work. Actually, let's all share awkward musician interviews now. They are one of my favourite genres of cringe. ASAP Rocky with extremely awkward interviewer. Some crazy dude asks David Vincent from Morbid Angel for his thoughts on such things as microwave ovens. This one is light on the awkward, as Vincent is very nice about it and the dude might be some sort of troll. Rivers Cuomo is always awkward. Lady Gaga pissed about being asked about last year's election. This is a bit subtle but Damon Albarn (from Blur) stole the girlfriend of Brett Anderson (from Suede), Justine Frischmann (from Elastica), in a bizarre 90s Britpop love triangle. When asked about it at 2:15, he picks up a picture of Take That and starts talking about it instead. Rhona Cameron (90s British 'comedian') interviews two of the Manic Street Preachers (Welsh alternative rock band that is critically acclaimed and has a number of UK hits, but never broke the US). I know a lot of you won't know who the gently caress these people are, but this one is my favourite. Rhona and Richey are both being AUG as gently caress and it culminates in the former trying to lighten the mood by telling a story about her friend nearly dying of a heroin overdose Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 23:33 on Aug 3, 2017 |
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Aug 3, 2017 23:26
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Randaconda posted:How is this fool this old and not knowing how to shave? I didn't think of that, normally when women have acne localised on the chin its hormonal in nature so I was sat there wondering if dudes get that too. 
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Aug 11, 2017 19:32
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Screaming Idiot posted:Oh my god, is that a She-Ra watermark? Don't just look at it, wear it. I'm pretty sure that shirt says DOM TOP above the She-ra. I would link where I've seen it but I'm phoneposting. What dickface names all the high end designers he's wearing but omits to mention the guy who did the only part of his outfit that legitimately owns?
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Aug 14, 2017 16:10
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Never understood why the two tweens are in the fourth from bottom image, unless they are related and it doesn't say. They seem extremely normal and don't deserve to be lumped in with obese onesie brony or even smug memechild. Sex dolls and Russian brides, the only two options available.
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Aug 24, 2017 19:19
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Arcsquad12 posted:As opposed to ethnically uniform cities? Cities being multicultural centers has sort of been a thing for the last five thousand years. In the US there are loads of "cities" that are just the size of normal towns though. There's plenty of them in the Midwest, etc. with a mostly white population of less than 50k. I'm not sure why I'm pointing this out since it makes it seem like I'm defending someone who thinks the hurricane is a false flag, guess I'm just pedantic
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Sep 9, 2017 02:27
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Metanaut posted:This has stuck with me through the years. Even by metal standards it's hilarious: An old friend who was really into black/death/power metal used to share cheesy vids with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo&t=186s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w- this one is so bad (shot on shitteo and using props that look like they're from Party City) it's apparently a meme among metal fans even though the band is well-respected.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWKN53DOMy4 Why can't I stop laughing at this sequence    
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Mizuti posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwZlXWu2uU Why not post the full uncut version (that was taken down for disgusting content, but people often reupload):   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdkvadv8DJQ
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This was middle school and I openly carried this book around ("whoa I'm reading a GROWN UP BOOK") and not once did a teacher or other adult say a drat word. I think they probably either had not read the book and didn't know the scene was in it, or didn't even notice you had it. Unless you were loudly talking about the gangbang scene and showing it to other people then why would it even come to their attention? It's a hosed up scene and I'm sorry if it disturbed you but no teacher has the time to examine every book brought to school by the tens of kids they teach on a daily basis. Plus they generally encourage reading books for an adult audience at that age due to the higher reading level so unless they know the specific book has inappropriate content they don't police it. Stephen King is a very well-known author who doesn't have a reputation as an inveterate pornographer, and most adults (including most middle school teachers in many cases, except English teachers) don't actually read an awful lot, so they would have just thought "oh that SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL is a smart and well-read kid, it's good to see a young person reading" and gone about their day. If they even noticed at all.
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Go on cash crab, prove him right. It will make everyone involved happy. 
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chitoryu12 posted:The only appeal of tobacco is in making you feel good. Cigarette smoke smells toxic. I never understood why, but as a lifelong non-smoker, I like the smell of stale cigarette smoke. Every single one of the supervisors at my workplace smokes and if they lean over to check my work after going for a fag break, the smell makes me feel weirdly calm and happy. Bumming cigs when I'm drunk doesn't do anything for me though. Could be because my mum only gave up smoking when she realized she was pregnant with me, so I probably got a month or two of exposure. datajugend posted:This is the closest thing Ive seen to chewing tobacco in Scandinavia, and its loving disgusting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7yE8TKUB_M
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Wait, the taboo of female circumscion? As in, she’s in favour of it? There is a minor debate about this, believe it or not, it's kind of like a more extreme version of the "is the hijab inherently anti-feminist" debate. Basically some African women have defended it on the grounds that it's possible to do it as a religious/cultural rite if it's a more minor version (like just chopping off part of the labia instead of the clit or something truly horrifying like infibulation) and is done with their knowledge and consent when older. So basically they argue FGM can be OK if somehow divorced from all the things that people are against, which seems like it makes it not FGM, but it's not really something I can comment on. But this is a Western model who clearly just got the surgery to have a "prettier" vag, so feels the need to retroactively justify it to herself with all this yonic jewelry and re-appropriated word vomit that she got from somewhere.
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Skippy McPants posted:This is kinda lovely. She states in the article that she pursued the surgery because of ongoing discomfort, and I think it's fair to give her the benefit of the doubt on that. Like, think the neckless is weird all you want, but don't jump straight to assuming she lied about her motives for the sake of vanity. While I find it hard (but quite entertaining) to imagine that, I didn't even read that part, I just saw "designer vagina" and assumed. My bad.  
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^Ooh yes, also the antibiotics, that happened to my ex. He always used to bitch that treatments didn't work because the discoloration was all the way through rather than a surface stain (no idea if that's bullshit or not). So I nicked all his unused Crest Whitestrips when I left  Smoking, coffee, tea, other drinks that discolour your teeth. A pic taken of me when I started uni at 18 is what made me start using whitening products occasionally, and I had only been drinking green tea for a couple of years by that point. Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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Dreddout posted:Who goes to their kids first day of school? I don't think my dad went, but my mum says it's one of her favourite memories related to me because of how excited I was to go  Jestery posted:I like how the trainer would be like Trainer: My god, the legendary bird Moltres!!! And it's paralysed! Ultra ball, go! Sperg: Thank goodness you figured out Moltres was paralysed, and we were not just doing a sexual act. In truth, we were doing a sexual act- she was facesitting me, you see- until that Venomoth came along and used stun spore on her, which causes paralysis. I was unable to use a paralyz heal or cheri berry on her, because she was facesitting me. I was waiting for a trainer like yourself to come along and use such an item on her, but I worried you would just think we were doing a sexual act and mind your own business. Now if you could just use this cheri berry on her and release her, we can continue with our loving consensual BDSM relationship. Trainer: ...  OK sir, I'll release her. I just have to make a quick call with my pokegear *speed-dials Poke-RAINN*
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cash crab posted:So, I have a few questions: I recognize the picture, it's some z-list British comedienne or talking head. I don't know her name, as she only shows up on things like those 3 hour list programmes of the best music videos of all time that air in the run up to Christmas. Just in case even 1% of the readers of this thread thought it was genuine.
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RatHat posted:That's how most people dress, yes. Did a fat person kill your parents or something? She is signed up for the service, so it's probably a fat person variant of the core goon characteristic of being self-hating towards a social group you belong to and attempting to distance yourself from the other members through mockery. That said they are all pretty dumpy looking, except for the last one and the one the OP thinks is from Oregon. Not good advertising for the clothes at all.
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's a quote about how being deaf cuts you off from humanity. I think that is somewhat true. I know you probably only mean this in some cultural sense, but I googled it and the only relevant result was a Soviet psychologist from the early 1900s writing on "defectology" who said that deaf people's consciousness "only slightly exceeds that of anthropoid apes" so I'm a little dubious.
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Question Mark Mound posted:Japanese lady vomit porn How is she so good at spontaneously vomiting? Back when I was bulimic I used to have to repeatedly shove a long-handled spoon down my throat for ten minutes before anything would come out. A little part of me is still jealous.
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LSD at the gangbang posted:On Friday I got stuck in a public restroom for about 20 minutes because someone came in and started purging in another stall, and I didn't want to make my presence known while they were engaging in their eating disorder because that's awkward as hell. Washing your hands as the same time as a stall crier is uncomfortable enough. So I just sat there, listening to someone vomit in order to avoid them knowing I had them heard vomit. They probably did know you were there (since on leaving and coming you can see the closed door and hear if someone goes) and were a bit spooked by the eerie silence. So it was double awkward. I was only proper bulimic for a few months (bad at purging due to weak gag reflex and it also just generally takes more effort than not eating) but i have a few AUG anecdotes. There are a lot of sweaty and poop-related ones from abusing diet pills, but my favourite is when I purged marshmallows and I couldn't get them to flush, so I had to fetch a spoon and painstakingly scoop them all out in the hope my college roommates wouldn't know what had happened.
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Untrustable posted:The room was 100 bucks for 4 days [...] gently caress. Hotels. Lmao Untrustable, I know its not your fault as you were probably low on funds from running away from the circus to become an accountant or whatever, but dudes you get what you pay for. The minimum I would spend on a hotel is whatever Premier Inn/Travelodge want (the latter is "starting from £35 ($46) a night" on average from what it looks like, that's probably just for a single person in a single bed). They are as basic as you can get without risking bedbugs and bloodshed, but your review will still never be better than "it was aight for the price". If you actually want to enjoy the time you spend in a hotel you will be paying like £80 a night at minimum. You couldn't pay me to stay in those terrifying US motels like the ones on Another Dirty Room. That being said, I did stay in a poo poo one once because I let someone else (who seemed to be an extreme cheapskate- I didn't know him that well, we were working on a project for school) look up and buy it. It cost him like £30 for a room with a bunkbed in it. The 'hotel' was just some guy's house with different locks on the doors. This house was miles away from the city centre we were visiting, so we had to get a bus to it, which wasted all of the money he saved by not just going with the Travelodge. We entered and there was a sign saying 'call this number if no one is here' outside one of the downstairs rooms, and also it honked of weed. And had a massive hole someone had punched in the wall. We were just about to leave when the owner barrelled out of a different room with a cloud behind him and gave us the key. The room was tiny, there was one of those mini box TVs that didn't work, and the shared bathroom was a tiny shower with a partially blocked drain. Also, the other guests were loud as hell well into the night. That being said, at least it was relatively clean and no one stole our poo poo or anything. When we arrived I pretty much just laughed and resolved to put up with the situation as self-punishment for letting a dumbass I barely knew handle the accommodation.
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:The eyes of a man who just realized he's riding on a tiger. He looks strangely charming until you remember he is nonchalantly watching his gf mutilate herself. Unoriginal. 
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Somfin posted:At least one incel post (before that subreddit was taken down entirely) said that having sex is cope. What was the context? Having sex with a normal person and not a 10/10 virgin?
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