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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Twat McTwatterson posted:

she's hot as gently caress i would sniff her rear end even after she took a poo poo

Are we allowed to post original comment?

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


Is he topping up one bag of m&ms with a smaller bag?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Somfin posted:

It's just about 5.9 feet, or about 5'11" in real notation.

He's just mad at all the 6'0"-minimum Tinder girls.

Yeah, 180cm is the continental European equivalent of 6 foot wrt "I only like men over X" because these things aren't some kind of beep boop exact science but rather more of a metre stick.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Weldon Pemberton posted:

I wonder if anyone just turns up at political protests with signs stating indisputable facts.

"Donald Trump: a 71 year old guy."

"Benghazi: there was an attack on the embassy, and people died."

"Barack Obama is certainly a person who is alive"

Probably not, because it's not very funny or constructive.

I think this would be pretty funny actually.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Weldon Pemberton posted:

An old friend who was really into black/death/power metal used to share cheesy vids with me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo&t=186s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w- this one is so bad (shot on shitteo and using props that look like they're from Party City) it's apparently a meme among metal fans even though the band is well-respected.

Hahaha. Actually knew what the second one was going to be before I clicked

LingcodKilla posted:

My stupid cat once ripped a hole in the kibble bag and fell asleep eating with his head still in the bag. Dude was round.

I thought cats stopped eating when they got full.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Frankston posted:

Some guy broke both his arms and couldn't masturbate so his mom did it for him

The way you phrase that makes it sound like he did it on purpose ...

...goddamnit.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

text me a vag pic posted:

bitch you stink


ntich you stink


btich youy tstink


Ewwwwwwwwwwww

4 stripes on his track bottoms wtf???

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Yeah but peepee is clean

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

If he ever does end up in a long-term relationship the first time he sees poo poo get into her vagina he'll probably pass out.

Uh, what?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

M_Sinistrari posted:

I've never understood the allure of chewing tobacco. Just the thought of the chew and nasty spit makes me want to brush my teeth. Granted, I do smoke cigs and roll my own, but even if I was completely out of cigs and the store was out of everything but chewing tobacco, I'd rather deal with the nicotine withdrawal. Since my campus has gone zero tolerance/tobacco free where the ruling lists no cigs, no cigars, no vaping, I'm wondering if there'll be an upswing in chewing tobacco.

That, or snus.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Panfilo posted:

Far too many well-meaning parents tried to cheer up their bullied kids by telling them they will win out by being smarter than their bullies and that their critics are secretly insecure and jealous of them.

They end up taking this really literally making them incapable of accepting criticism and grasping for any pop science explanation of wit they are what they are.

Hmm, interesting. And what do you suggest as a cure?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Spiderjelly posted:

Myers Briggs chat has gotten me laid at least three times, so there's that.

Has it got you laid more than horoscopes?


Comrade Koba posted:

Pay bullies a cash stipend for every dork who doesn’t grow up to be an insufferable introvert sperglord.

It's nice that you're willing to take one for the team.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

One of my favorite emails I've ever seen was something like "turbogimp73@gmail.com" (I don't recall the actual number or client).

A regular customer has his email address start with "hooterchecker69". He's in his late 40s?

I had a customer with porn2 once.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Tsolum posted:

You wanna be looking for "creepy asterisks."

Huh, thought you were making up a term but nope, whole subreddit for it.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Somfin posted:

What fuckin' world are we bringing the next generation into

Something about that picture seems about 10 years old.

They probably have their own kids now.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

CommissarMega posted:

I refuse to believe that this is real :suicide:

Same. Who the gently caress doesn't know the difference between could and good?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Wheat Loaf posted:

Usually, that's all in the teeth:



When will Ciaras gently caress a nice guy like me? Never! Never! Never! I even held the door open to the ministry of education.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Wheat Loaf posted:

They're put off by the smell of potpourri.

Haha. Took me a second.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Is Cat Pausé supposed to be a pun?

I think the aigu is the most annoying thing about it all.

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