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Twat McTwatterson posted:she's hot as gently caress i would sniff her rear end even after she took a poo poo Are we allowed to post original comment?
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:55 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 00:21 |
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Bogan King posted:This it? Is he topping up one bag of m&ms with a smaller bag?
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 13:17 |
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Somfin posted:It's just about 5.9 feet, or about 5'11" in real notation. Yeah, 180cm is the continental European equivalent of 6 foot wrt "I only like men over X" because these things aren't some kind of beep boop exact science but rather more of a metre stick.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 10:31 |
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I wonder if anyone just turns up at political protests with signs stating indisputable facts. I think this would be pretty funny actually.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 02:10 |
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Weldon Pemberton posted:An old friend who was really into black/death/power metal used to share cheesy vids with me: Hahaha. Actually knew what the second one was going to be before I clicked LingcodKilla posted:My stupid cat once ripped a hole in the kibble bag and fell asleep eating with his head still in the bag. Dude was round. I thought cats stopped eating when they got full.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 03:12 |
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Frankston posted:Some guy broke both his arms and couldn't masturbate so his mom did it for him The way you phrase that makes it sound like he did it on purpose ... ...goddamnit.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 04:44 |
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text me a vag pic posted:bitch you stink Ewwwwwwwwwwww 4 stripes on his track bottoms wtf???
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 05:17 |
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Yeah but peepee is clean
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 06:57 |
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mind the walrus posted:If he ever does end up in a long-term relationship the first time he sees poo poo get into her vagina he'll probably pass out. Uh, what?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 16:12 |
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M_Sinistrari posted:I've never understood the allure of chewing tobacco. Just the thought of the chew and nasty spit makes me want to brush my teeth. Granted, I do smoke cigs and roll my own, but even if I was completely out of cigs and the store was out of everything but chewing tobacco, I'd rather deal with the nicotine withdrawal. Since my campus has gone zero tolerance/tobacco free where the ruling lists no cigs, no cigars, no vaping, I'm wondering if there'll be an upswing in chewing tobacco. That, or snus.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 16:13 |
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Panfilo posted:Far too many well-meaning parents tried to cheer up their bullied kids by telling them they will win out by being smarter than their bullies and that their critics are secretly insecure and jealous of them. Hmm, interesting. And what do you suggest as a cure?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 00:20 |
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Spiderjelly posted:Myers Briggs chat has gotten me laid at least three times, so there's that. Has it got you laid more than horoscopes? Comrade Koba posted:Pay bullies a cash stipend for every dork who doesnt grow up to be an insufferable introvert sperglord. It's nice that you're willing to take one for the team.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 09:23 |
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chitoryu12 posted:One of my favorite emails I've ever seen was something like "turbogimp73@gmail.com" (I don't recall the actual number or client). I had a customer with porn2 once.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 01:17 |
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Tsolum posted:You wanna be looking for "creepy asterisks." Huh, thought you were making up a term but nope, whole subreddit for it.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 16:11 |
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Somfin posted:What fuckin' world are we bringing the next generation into Something about that picture seems about 10 years old. They probably have their own kids now.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 02:42 |
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CommissarMega posted:I refuse to believe that this is real Same. Who the gently caress doesn't know the difference between could and good?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 02:59 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Usually, that's all in the teeth: When will Ciaras gently caress a nice guy like me? Never! Never! Never! I even held the door open to the ministry of education.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 15:38 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:They're put off by the smell of potpourri. Haha. Took me a second.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2018 15:54 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 00:21 |
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Is Cat Pausé supposed to be a pun? I think the aigu is the most annoying thing about it all.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 11:29 |