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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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smh if you don't know about radical Larry

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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This guy owns.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Oh yes. The ultimate step for their mouth piercings is to get two rings and put them vertically over their mouth, so that they can no longer speak.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's because he almost, but not quite, looks like a human.

Philippe has a new favorite as of 09:00 on Jun 24, 2017

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Here's some more implicit AUG: The AspireAssist, a weight-loss method which consists of a plastic tube which attaches to the stomach wall and terminates in a port on the patient's skin. You then attach a pump to the port to suck out stomach contents and deposit them into the toilet. It's like bulimia, but with less tooth decay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC6FkP5JZVk

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Yeah, with a garden hose you can literally chew your cud!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Oh yes.







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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Is that some anime bullshit?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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cash crab posted:

DISCUSS FELT WIFE

OKAY

Looks like ET fell on hard times after the merch money stopped coming.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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The keming really kills me.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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That's a pretty good 61, to be fair.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Solice Kirsk posted:

You should see him at 138.

I want you to know that I love you.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Gotta gently caress fast, I guess

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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At least the cups usually aren't shared.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Eventually, you run out of nose I guess.

Also, I think that a heavily plastic surgeried face goes into the uncanny valley after a while. The individual features look alright, but together they don't quite make up a whole.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Looks like a straight razor. You'll need someone else to do that for you, bub.

Or just wax once a month.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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The guy is very King Hippo. I'd buy him a drink and see where it goes.

And threadtitlewise, I always wondered how you smoke bulimia.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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He's got 182 on the other arm, right?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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But if they didn't pointlessly inject themselves into situations where they're not welcome and then whine about how it's just about them actually, how could they be furries?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's so much worse than I imagined!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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His face even comes with two excellent handles you can hold on to while punching it. Convenient!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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When in doubt, the answer is boners.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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You posted that otherkin picture just to be able to make that pun, didn't you?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I can respect that.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Instead of gently caress, just say mkay!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Guy Goodbody posted:

return America to a time when women were unable to vote or own property so they are reliant on men

Praise be!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I was under the impression that goon love was best love?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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No, I think the best thing is the custom-built Toriel figurine.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Somfin posted:

Pretty sure that's a gundam.

Of course it is! Here's some thread content as penance:





Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Yeah, according to r/short, 5'7" is the limit for men and 5'1" for women.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's hard to talk to people whose eyes are level with your bellybutton.

Except when they're sucking you off, I guess.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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But what if I kneel down and put my shoes on my knees? Or would that be like blackface?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Fat people do look fairly babyish, but this one takes the cake.

As it were.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Looks like Peter Garrett on the left

How can he breathe when his lungs are burning?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Randaconda posted:

Wtf.

Despite the :wtc:, are they aware Sonic is male?

Mistakes into miracles and all that.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I think it's a Boomer.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I'm assuming it's sexual because guys can't conceive of anything that isn't penis-focused.

quote:

seriously :nms: http://imgur.com/ZqdP5f9

E: Whoa. That was way grosser than I anticipated. What actually happened, when you strip away the roleplaying? Did he just wipe his rear end with his pony plushie, and not clean it until the next day, after "a long cuddle and kissing section"?

Philippe has a new favorite as of 18:16 on Jul 23, 2017

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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foreverially mensesd and loving it

He was granted eyes, but he didn't want them.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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And if he gains the weight back, those lipid cells don't come back. There'll always be a weird non-fat void.

Basically he's hosed.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Mushroom seems cool, I'd hang with her.

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