Korgan posted:

Leave forums user Micromancer alone

whiteyfats posted:

Wait, what?

ToxicSlurpee posted:

My goodness I wish I could nap and relax as hard as that dude. Somebody find out who he is so I can learn his secrets.

whiteyfats posted:

PCOS Bill posted:

Do all black people look alike to you

mind the walrus posted:

Felt Wife is a yummy mummy

zoux posted:

Guess what he got kicked out for.

Serge Painsbourg posted:

You're telling me I wasted all those years being a cisgender male when I could've been a gender pirate instead? This changes everything.

Avast, ye scurvy cissies, for I'm coming to raid your gender cargo!

chitoryu12 posted:

There was a psychology and sociology teacher I hated in high school. He was popular with a few people for being funny, but most of his jokes consisted of insulting and demeaning students in front of the class when they didn't meet his standards. He was also really sexist and incredibly hateful toward his ex-wife, and it was easy for him to go off on tangents about her. He had a really nerdy son as well who was in my grade, and I mean turbo nerd. Nasally voice, curly red hair, glasses, acne, etc.

Well, one of my friends and co-workers had the same teacher a few years after I graduated. I learned that not long before the end of the school year, he just stopped showing up to class. After about 3 weeks of rotating substitutes with no explanation, everyone kinda realized he wasn't coming back.

The police report redacted the suspect's name, but thankfully one of the victim's friends made a Tumblr post providing information (including text messages he sent admitting to it after the fact) about what happened and Googling his name brought it up. Turns out a few years after graduation, his son tried to drunkenly rape a girl at a party and was too much of a virgin and herself too dry for him to actually get inside. Apparently they were informed of the charges while celebrating his birthday with his family, and the shock was so much that his dad took an early retirement.

whiteyfats posted:

AlbieQuirky posted:

Sea sponges. They're not terrible, but you have to sanitize them by boiling, and eventually I got too lazy to keep up with it.

text me a vag pic posted:

money please

oldpainless posted:

Tbf the Bible says not to get tattoos

cash crab posted:

You only need one

poop dood posted:

nothing can stop LingcodKilla from saying he's horny

Garrand posted:

I like how this cautionary tale of regretting your first 2 tattoos ends with getting a 3rd tattoo from some junkie you paid in drugs. In spite of your experience you managed to lower the bar even more. It's not often you see a person fail to learn their lesson this hard.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I regret my first two tattoos and the lovely coverup of one as well. It took me way too long to realize I needed to either pay for a good artist or not get tattooed


At 17, I had a friend use his homemade gun (I do not know all of the parts but he turned it on and off with a rolling switch like you find on old lamps, lmao) to put a word on my leg. At some point, I cut my leg shaving or scraped it or something, so now me leg says "/*]{E" more or less. Fortunately I can cover it with makeup pretty easily.

At 18, my boyfriend and I dropped in to see a friend in the tattoo shop he had recently inherited from his das. I had boyfriend go first, he picked a geometrical pattern from the flash and it came out looking great, so I went ahead.

What I wanted wasn't on the flash even though it was what would later be known as a "nautical star" in tattoo terms. It was supposed to look like this with dark red instead of white:



I figured the guy could freehand it, that his dad would have, you know, taught him. His dad wasn't dead, just retired. I assumed professionalism. I was wrong.

Instead the line work was middling' at best, and he also hosed up the red, black, red, black, pattern, leaving me with an all-black point. I think he was high.

It's on my collarbone, easy to cover up but frequently visible in every day life. I moved to a major metro area and was informed that the red/black and black V (that I didn't ask for) was awfully similar to some gang iconography, so I paid a scratcher seven Percocet to black it out and put a thin purple line around it. He did okay, actually, but there's visible scarring. I don't know if it's from him or the first guy.

At that point I realized I needed to wait on ink until I could research and pay with money.

Don't be like me, kids. Even though I think it's funny now, I'd rather use the money that will go for lasering my leg for anything that isn't me paying for stupidity. And I'd prefer to not be praying I find an artist who can do something great with the star without covering half my chest.

MageMage posted:

It said nothing about biker clothes in the video, but racial and sexual comments. Three suicides have happened in that district due to bullying. Good on those bikers.

Bottom Liner posted:

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/884802751296942080

Randaconda posted:

Raw onions are great on burgers wtf

Jerry Cotton posted:

gently caress you you literally know nothing about food. gently caress, you don't even ever deserve to have any kind of food at all ever again,.

RatHat posted:

Pretty sure that's Goon Camp.

Randaconda posted:

wtf

Bottom Liner posted:

Goon camp is definitely the most aug. It has it's own rear end loving emoticon for christsake < - : gooncamp :

cash crab posted:

Randaconda posted:

Any man under six feet tall counts as a manlet, hth.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Yeah, according to r/short, 5'7" is the limit for men and 5'1" for women.

cnut posted:

lmao

Hirayuki posted:

What's "the girl kind" of homosexuality, and how can this man have it?

Pick posted:

Man what kind of hosed up life has that normal-looking pretty girl had that she's in this photo