AUG Thread: AUGgam's razor

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Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Randaconda posted:

This guy is rad

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:30

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:27

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

He does own, but I didn't really know where to post him. :smithcloud:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:37

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Randaconda posted:

I wish I was as cool as this guy

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:41

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Randaconda posted:

(this might actually own)

This very much owns, but I admire your commitment to the great US of A

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:41

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

This very much owns, but I admire your commitment to the great US of A

Well, I am American. :911:

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:42

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

cash crab posted:

This very much owns, but I admire your commitment to the great US of A

I dunno, I see a MAGA hat there

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Randaconda posted:

He does own, but I didn't really know where to post him.

Dude deserves his own thread

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:43

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Low Desert Punk posted:

I dunno, I see a MAGA hat there

And you... don't want to make America great again?

# ? Jul 4, 2017 23:46

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

Randaconda posted:

He had a mermaid photo shoot too.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 00:08

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

I'm pretty sure that, if I ever met him in person, I'd like to be his friend. I would totally buy that guy All the Beers.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 00:19

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Randaconda posted:

Well, I am American.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 01:44

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cash crab posted:

# ? Jul 5, 2017 01:46

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I want to give all three of them wedgies

# ? Jul 5, 2017 01:48

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:19

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

rumble in the bunghole posted:

why are mads mikkelsen's shorts photoshopped on

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:23

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:25

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:30

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

I DON'T LIKE THAT

# ? Jul 5, 2017 02:46

Sex_Marxist: Dec 14, 2016; I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON

This is the future liberals want

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:17

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

There is nothing I like in this photo.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:19

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

The entire "hooping" subculture belongs in this thread

I'm sorry, "flow arts"

# ? Jul 5, 2017 03:28

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

Bottom Liner posted:

The entire "hooping" subculture belongs in this thread

I'm sorry, "flow arts"

Can we just shorten it to "farts"?

# ? Jul 5, 2017 04:39

prayer group: May 31, 2011; $#$%^&@@*!!!

LingcodKilla posted:

Hi.

nothing can stop LingcodKilla from saying he's horny

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:04

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

poop dood posted:

nothing can stop LingcodKilla from saying he's horny

Posting a pick of your mum should stop me in my tracks.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:13

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I think I posted this in the old thread but The Descendants are some whiny "nice guys" and I can't believe I listened to them. Granted I was a teen but still.

https://youtu.be/gglbF-I28rQ

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:33

Safety Biscuits: Oct 21, 2010

funktopus posted:

It's nice that they finally started making people with warning labels.

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

# ? Jul 5, 2017 05:48

Spins: Feb 26, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

rumble in the bunghole posted:

Take off shorts please or I'll get mad

# ? Jul 5, 2017 07:20

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

rumble in the bunghole posted:

This looks like a thing that kills you in a steam greenlight game

# ? Jul 5, 2017 07:37

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Randaconda posted:

(this might actually own)

Let me guess - Bradford county Independence Day circa 2017?

# ? Jul 5, 2017 08:03

Pingiivi: Mar 26, 2010; Straight into the iris!

Randaconda posted:

He does own, but I didn't really know where to post him.

There's a PYF Badass picture thread.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 09:39

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

Low Desert Punk posted:

I wish I was as cool as this guy

Dude seems to be utterly comfortable in his own skin, gotta respect that.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 09:44

chickie nugs for brekkie: May 17, 2010

Randaconda posted:

But he has tattoos! The bible says tattoos are bad and America is a nation built on Christianity! This man is a godless heathen.

He does. It doesn't. It isn't. He isn't

# ? Jul 5, 2017 10:08

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

cash crab posted:

Oh dear that one made me grimace

# ? Jul 5, 2017 10:16

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

Let me guess - Bradford county Independence Day circa 2017?

It's possible!

# ? Jul 5, 2017 10:51

Toys For Ass Bum: Feb 1, 2015

Here's a video of a brony, explaining why it's perfectly okay for him to rub his dick all over and cum onto his plush MLP doll

# ? Jul 5, 2017 11:37

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

chickie nugs for brekkie posted:

But he has tattoos! The bible says tattoos are bad and America is a nation built on Christianity! This man is a godless heathen.

He does. It doesn't. It isn't. He isn't

Actually, it's forbidden in Leviticus 19:28. "'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."

While this is Old Testament, it's still biblical.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 11:48

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Actually, it's forbidden in Leviticus 19:28. "'Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."

While this is Old Testament, it's still biblical.

If we're going by Old Testament rules, then you're going to hell if you eat at Long John Silvers.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 11:55

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Is cutting your body for the dead, like, I dunno, one time my friend was like I loving LOVE KURT COBAIN and she tried to carve "Kurt" in her arm, but gave up and so there's like half a K-shaped scar there now? Because that was legit a bad idea, especially as it happened in 1999.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 11:55

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Screaming Idiot posted:

If we're going by Old Testament rules, then you're going to hell if you eat at Long John Silvers.

Well, this I agree with, actually.

# ? Jul 5, 2017 11:56

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# ? May 16, 2024 19:27

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

Screaming Idiot posted:

If we're going by Old Testament rules, then you're going to hell if you eat at Long John Silvers.

Perhaps, but I wasn't stating the right nor wrong of following Leviticus. Nug Nugs stated that it's wasn't forbidden (or considered "bad") in the bible, when it was. That is all I was trying to say.

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