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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


How to pick up a bunch of fags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_cXzXVQxIY

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I can't even get my 7yr old to eat cherries without getting grossed out from the pits.
So good job dad?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kart Barfunkel posted:

There's more than one way to blow a job.

Yeah you add a space and miss a period and you just got a pair of welfare queens.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

The last thing an Austin hooker sees.

Could be worse. He could have his mouth open.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wife material.

Wonder how she feels about taxes.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's just Everett. Probably 50% sailors just trying to sleep off Friday night.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Just found out you can buy the downloads for current game boy to play the original 5 games.

I'm gonna be the AUG buying one to play.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


He must of really over cooked the pork yuck.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oh you can take a dump...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Yeah red is not Mannings color at all. So pasty so white.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's not bestiality if you don't kiss the donkey.

Lol admired.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nothing AUG about that! Safety first!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

everyone in this picture is having a bad day, even the blurry red giant in the background

It's not everyday I feel better about my junk.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dreddout posted:

I showed you my tip please respond


Very rarely does reading something on the internet cause me physical pain.

Randaconda, this is assault

That's what a member of the Itty-Bitty-Titty committee would say.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wear the stirrup version for my uniform and those suck enough. Could only imagine how uncomfortable those are.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's a slightly reworded line from a NOFX song.
It's "They may not go down in history but they'll go down on your sister".
-The Moron Brothers

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What the holy hell...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Power bottom.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Heath posted:

I would say punch this Nazi but there is probably nothing you could do worse than what life has already done

He'd probably enjoy it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Tyrone seems like a pretty cool guy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


computer angel posted:

peeing is for SLUTS

I KNEW IT!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Rad Lieutenant posted:

Well I know where I'm going

Already posting from the throne my friend

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I act suspicious going through the air port screening process just to feel the touch of another human.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


M_Sinistrari posted:

I've been slowly reading through that thread and I honestly can't understand how the hell can anyone be this clueless about women's anatomy. Have health classes seriously degraded since I had them when they covered everything, did they somehow manage to miss each day women's reproductive systems were covered, is it some homeschooling thing? It all sounds like the misinformation kids share before they have to take health class like "don't go swimming at the beach if you've got your period since you'll attract sharks".

That seems very practical compared to what they probably got.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The odd part is the guys rear end is so holo I can't even see the outline of her hand.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


computer angel posted:

I don't like this and I want to go home.



Need a ride?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sound Mr. Brown posted:

what does AUG mean?



dang thanks
vvvvvvvvvvv

Enjoy your stay!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:




I'm the small pump bottle of either oil or sanitizer

I'm grandma in the back wondering how to smother her prodigy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Do certain harnesses mean things like the old bandana in the pocket?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


verymoldy posted:

Man it was late, but it's some real bullshit missing a pun like that in my own post. But I won't be cowed--I will persevere in my attempts to steer my humor in the right direction.



This is udderly ridiculous.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arcsquad12 posted:

Nathan's BronyCon adventure video is worth it for the part where his half naked dad waves to the camera and goes "heyyyy dudes!"

Oh drat I always just assumed it was his "daddy" waiting to give him his cummies.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I dunno but I'm uncomfortable with that video because he looks pretty young (and retarded).

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


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I don't think she's gonna pity lay you dude.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Thanks.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's a pictorial on how to properly stuff a chicken.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I had to scrub my ears after that.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Labes for days posted:

Goddamn I went looking to see if there are fat deposits on the nose and found something that honestly made me feel ill.


Please no one tell me if they cut their beverages with grease from their face. :stonk:

Yeah I do.

It works. Old bartending trick.

Never used it on customers though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The walls don't even have medium nicotine staining yet.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sludge Tank posted:

I'm on Team Awg

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dreddout posted:

Try being a 5'5" man

I have to get my poo poo special ordered and then fitted for it to look good :smith:

Just shop in the kids department, nobody takes you seriously anyways.

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