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I always liked these guys. Sure they're AUG, but they found each other and are happy together. Good for them.
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Jun 9, 2017 13:23
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Awww, dude's just trying to be honest with people. And not one of them responded with their own truthful confession, as is the June 11th tradition. This guy just needs better friends I think.
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Jun 12, 2017 13:52
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The Japanese and their whaling. When will they learn?
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Jun 13, 2017 14:52
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Ziv Zulander posted:See also, lying about using a condom Just shoot the condom across the room in full view. Any sexual partner worth a drat will think that joke is hilarious.
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Jun 14, 2017 15:12
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Man, Game of Thrones ruined everything.
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Jun 16, 2017 20:32
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Jestery posted:Like I've owned a cat and I could see that happening. But if it happens it should be maybe something you chuckle to yourself a bit. Not pronounce to the world kat fər in mī dik
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Jun 17, 2017 03:10
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MageMage posted:He must have looked at his socks. Lot of living in those socks.
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Jun 17, 2017 22:43
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cash crab posted:I would have, and never did, notice his socks. Did he walk in something or is it a pattern? I believe they are holes.
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Jun 18, 2017 13:14
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You are our Atlus good sir. For your contributions I will officially hope that the Jaguars have a +.500 season.
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Jun 18, 2017 13:31
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whiteyfats posted:Six wins would be improvement. I'm a Bears fan. I know your pain.
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Jun 18, 2017 15:57
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Don't think your links are working.
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Jun 18, 2017 17:22
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OK, the serious picture of "The Most Contagious Laughter" is legit funny.
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Jun 18, 2017 17:40
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Tetracube posted:ah yes the many options a woman has such as SELL BABY and INFANTICIDE They'd probably sell it to another female too!
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Jun 20, 2017 03:50
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whiteyfats posted:Wait, what? He worked at a body hair factory and they found out he was stealing from them.
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Jun 20, 2017 17:01
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om nom nom posted:
Still a size 4!
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Jun 22, 2017 01:42
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cash crab posted:Something about asking and receiving I said it the last time he was posted and I'll say it again, that man is living life.
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Jun 22, 2017 03:40
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He's basically Bacchus.
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Jun 22, 2017 04:55
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > AUG Thread: Whiteyfat's Browser History's Holocaust
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Jun 23, 2017 01:14
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Jun 23, 2017 05:13
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Ugh, that kitten one. I hope there were charges pressed. That's even worse than piercing a baby's ears.
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Jun 23, 2017 13:27
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cash crab posted:
Well put it back. Friggin' raccoons dragging trash all over the place.
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Jun 24, 2017 00:48
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Lovely.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Finally, a way to re-eat all my favorite food! Think of how much money you'll save on corn!
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Jun 24, 2017 11:34
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If they all agree to only attack me one at a time I think I could drop maybe 20 of them before I ran out of stamina and threw up on myself. The rest of the swarm would obviously rush me at that point and carry me off to their hive to be processed down to my essential chemicals which I'm assuming they use as a source of food.
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Jun 27, 2017 01:10
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Picnic Princess posted:You already have a boob for an avatar though 
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Jun 27, 2017 04:20
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Shrapnig posted:It's you, you're the AUG for thinking this is real. There is precedent: 
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Jun 28, 2017 04:08
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Slime posted:Let that be a lesson to children. If you wear a watch or a wristband or something too tight in your youth, you hands will atrophy and be tiny when you're an adult. You'll also be rich and the most powerful man in the world and never have to filter your thoughts to your mouth because half of half of a country voted for you, not for your own worth, but because it was against someone else. 
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Jun 29, 2017 09:05
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Slime posted:But is it really worth those tiny, tiny little baby hands? I'd assume not. Why, the amount of sheer APM loss would keep him from becoming a top level StarCraft player on it's own.
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Jun 29, 2017 09:21
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Bogan King posted:Seeing as we're dropping AUG D&D stories my old DM is currently in prison for raping his daughter. For the most part he was normal enough to hang around but we were all dudes. Turns out he thinks any affection from women is them wanting to bone him which really didn't work out when he and his wife had a daughter. Also, this is hosed up and I hope prison is hell for this rear end in a top hat. Didn't want it in the same post as a Starcraft nerd joke.
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Jun 29, 2017 09:22
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The worst thing about this picture is that he's wearing his own shirt. That's like band etiquette 101.
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Jun 29, 2017 18:11
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:That's a pretty good 61, to be fair. You should see him at 138.
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Jun 29, 2017 18:59
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cash crab posted:Someone do this please 
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Jun 29, 2017 19:56
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Dreddout posted:Why is it doing that? Real answer, they do that same thing when they are "cleaning" out their throat pouch. It gets full of yucky fish water, after all. Gotta dump it somehow.
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Jul 1, 2017 18:56
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I love the fact that this could be either 1975 rural Wisconsin or 2017 Bucktown Chicago.
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Jul 1, 2017 21:41
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Seems like thats a good way to share STD's or infections or something. I mean, sharing a condom with your buddy is one thing, that's just being a good friend, but this?
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Jul 2, 2017 04:24
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:At least the cups usually aren't shared. That'd be a huge cup and would be really awkward getting both women into the same pair of jeans.
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Jul 2, 2017 13:13
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It's not just like a bowl that hangs beneath them like an oil pan?
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Jul 2, 2017 13:16
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PCOS Bill posted:No I believe this man is wearing a menstraul cup on his head:  Looks like a cup/bucket to me.
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Jul 2, 2017 13:24
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I'd assume not. He looks middle aged even in the painting, and who knows how many hundreds of years ago it was painted.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't think I've ever actually heard a Misfits song, but I get jokes. Well, if you sneezed there's a good chance you just missed it.
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