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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

panascope posted:

I'm the goblin stripper popping out of the cake

:homebrew:

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berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

panascope posted:

I'm the goblin stripper popping out of the cake

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:eyepop:

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

Why is there a second thread? And why doesn't the second thread have SLAM SECTOR?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


LuiCypher posted:

Why is there a second thread? And why doesn't the second thread have SLAM SECTOR?

It's the shameful un-slammed sector

eSportseXpert
Jun 24, 2005

Stupid fucking white man.
Thread is displaying a distinct lack of what's really important right now



Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Why the long face?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm the radical 41st millennium hairstyle

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
Just love me some fuckin' drawing on skulls I do.

heretic

repent

big marine

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
the new warhammer is out !!!!(?)

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
So is this the new death thread? Should I close the death thread?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


TKIY posted:

So is this the new death thread? Should I close the death thread?
This is the slam sector, friend. If we could get a tiled background of the muscular stripper marine, it would be perfect.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

the new warhammer is out !!!!(?)

Did you get your big boy? Did he pop out of the cake?

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

The big boys are back in town

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Chill la Chill posted:

Did you get your big boy? Did he pop out of the cake?

NO IT DIDNT loving TURN UP IM PISSED

TKIY posted:

So is this the new death thread? Should I close the death thread?

no. yes.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Did he at least pop out of the cake?

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

no. yes.

Yes. Maybe.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
mercy kill that biotch!

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Moola posted:

mercy kill that biotch!

This isn't nice to write about ur mom

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Chill la Chill posted:

This is the slam sector, friend. If we could get a tiled background of the muscular stripper marine, it would be perfect.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Sir Teabag
Oct 26, 2007

pls don't doxx me

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
You know, something just occurred to me reading the old closed thread: There really SHOULD be female chaos space marines. Not just because it is an avenue that hasn't been explored much yet (aside from that one woman who got stuck in some Khornite battle-armor when she got really mad and took the former champions place) but because it would be the perfect flick of the nose of all those guys that get massively bent out of shape when someone suggests the idea of female space marines. Not, you understand, because they don't want them in their armies, but because, you see, bio-truths and geneseed and stuff.

If one could dream, you'd imagine they were the response to Primaris marines because they needed something better. Also that they get a whole box set as the first proper new expansion to the game.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
there should just be female marines full stop

or if youre gonna argue marines are gender-less actually represent that somehow

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Moola posted:

there should just be female marines full stop

or if youre gonna argue marines are gender-less actually represent that somehow

No, we still need marines with big stonking dicks so as to not to give too much attention to the guys who buy tanks with giant barrels and massive engines.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm going to sculpt giant, erect dicks on my Bigmars

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Moola posted:

there should just be female marines full stop

or if youre gonna argue marines are gender-less actually represent that somehow

This came up in the 40k book thread and nerds got very angry

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


My friend and I might want to split the starter set and sell the rulebook. The only problem is that we both want the jetpack guys because they look like "Bigmar scrunts", as my friend quickly pointed out. :ohdear:

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Moola posted:

there should just be female marines full stop

or if youre gonna argue marines are gender-less actually represent that somehow

the misogynist crowd that players 40k would immediately take to all the forums of the internet to rant endlessly aobut the SJWs ruining everything

It woud be more grim and dark than the world of 40k itself

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


OctaMurk posted:

the misogynist crowd that players 40k would immediately take to all the forums of the internet to rant endlessly aobut the SJWs ruining everything

It woud be more grim and dark than the world of 40k itself

They'd buy the tiddy marines anyway so GW should go ahead and do it.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I'm the guy who doesn't want space marines to be women.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
That would be everyone in the book thread.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

The Kingfish posted:

I'm the guy who doesn't want space marines to be women.

im the women space marines

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The Emperor's best friend told him women would have been objectively better than men at being space Marines

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
The one true 8th edition thread.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

40k wouldn't be the same without the deep male homosexuality

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



It actually makes sense that they'd exclude one sex of marines as a control measure. You wouldn't want them able to produce marines on their own, or they'd take over. It's like Jurassic Park.

Marines are the best when they're portrayed less like humans and more like self-aware science projects. Humanizing them dilutes the flavor.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Dodoman posted:

That would be everyone in the book thread.

Yeah, let's set out the ground rules in this thread for everyone not familiar:

1. you are not allowed to claim everything in the I'M THE game.

We live in a civilized society with rules

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