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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

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I was wrong all along. I am now interested in playing the new Warhams.

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


GW is cool and good. I want the 8-inch big bois.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


My slam sector big boi. He actually has a neck but covers it in shame while living among the scrunts.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

I love how all your models share that colour scheme

They are Good colors. I have 20 browns but those colors are boring, aside from when they look like chocolate, like the boots and your bases.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Real 40k:





"Put down your weapon, friend. We are all friends here."

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm the smiling skull

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Speaking of fluff, how often do space marines catch criminals spraying graffiti nowadays? Are the Bigmars also going to act as space cops?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Sounds more like a reward than a punishment

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I never understood the love of edgy grim darkness. I am glad there are others who embrace 40k as a space byob, a chill place

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


KPC_Mammon posted:

I still have some plastic spacemen from 2nd edition, is this game worth getting back into?

Not really. It's not a platoon game anymore. It still has platoon-level rules, but it's some weird platoon/battalion hybrid where everyone gets to play with support units that only a division would get. You could use the minis to play any of osprey's games or corvus belli's infinity, which is what my friends and I do.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


TKIY posted:

I recommend hiring an extermination team consisting of a guy with a greatsword, a wood elf, a witch hunter and a bright wizard.

I don't suggest doing this. They will also steal any valuables you might keep down there.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


S.J. posted:

I like to imagine he's just getting ready for a cosplay contest

With that kind of face you know he's def down for some crossplay. I imagine he's sporting a nice Tom of Finland chun down there too

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


The Skeleton King posted:

IS THIS THE NEW SLAM SECTOR THREAD!?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Pierzak posted:

That would explain the pregnant Necron :ms:

And here I thought it was a necron with spinning arms legs action.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Fathis Munk posted:

What is all this juice talk about, I feel like I'm missing something.

Warhams players are constantly juicing up.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm helping my wife to built a female space marine army. These are her primaris marines and captain in gravitus armour. She is having difficulty coming up with what chapter she wants and a name. Her colors are going to be red and gold. So far idea names are: daughters of the dragon, the iron maidens, and Baal's bitches. If y'all have any ideas on names or chapters let us know.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

I read super tasty in the SUPER HOT voice

It should say this when you get a multikill

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


NTRabbit posted:

There's an old story from an archived 40k thread about some Goons playing 40k at a table in a FLGS, and in came a guy with his wife and little kids. Said guy was either checking to see if his pro painted stuff had sold, or if his recently nerfed stuff put into the second hand cabinet for resale at less than half the price had sold. Little girl asked if they would get to have juice this week, and he said no, and sunk all the money plus what was in his pocket into buying the next stack of full price flavour of the month Geedubs plastics.

It's a parable for how terrible the people who play 40k are, and for how terrible the company that makes 40k is.

:stare:

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Poultry supremacy!

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



Horus Heresy looking good

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


evilmiera posted:

Actually GW are cool and good now.

Well they would be a lot cooler if they sold Vespids in bulk now that they're actually useful instead of just something you brought for fun.

Did they ever update the sculpts for those? They looked like dog poop

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


FiestaNinja posted:

Only warhammer made under conditions of socialism could be in any way moral.

geddit?

I like to support my local Chinese shops


evilmiera posted:

I think they just sort of forgot about them after they were introduced and mostly copy-pasted their entries in books and catalogs between editions.

I mean that would explain why you would ever buy them before now. Honest mistakes.

But 9 bucks a model is asking a bit much.
:lol: I mean I could probably use my fat yuan yuan for one and he's $15 but infinity also uses way less models for the game

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


But this is the actual 40k thread I want to post in and I was on the verge of getting the death thread to talk about star wars again :mad:

The other 40k thread just has lists and lists for days. It's much like the x-wang thread which I have to skip most of the time because it's nothing but lists

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

loving seriously right

the god drat endless list and stats chat is hell to me

It takes up like 90% of each page

Stats chat would be cool and good because that's what I do (even though I don't really like writing about it, i like reading about it), but lists are just plain boring imo.


anyway, someone's been drawing some gorgeous jojo marines

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Is Alpharius the Jojo or the Dio of the series?

More importantly, who is the Robert E.O. Speedwagon?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


My friend got me this Bigmar for 8th edition

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

my big man is gonna arrive tomorrow I hope

or else i'll have to call the post office and yell WHERE IS MY BIG BOY?!?!?

My big boi has a big stack of prezzies

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


LuiCypher posted:

Why is there a second thread? And why doesn't the second thread have SLAM SECTOR?

It's the shameful un-slammed sector

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm the radical 41st millennium hairstyle

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


TKIY posted:

So is this the new death thread? Should I close the death thread?
This is the slam sector, friend. If we could get a tiled background of the muscular stripper marine, it would be perfect.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

the new warhammer is out !!!!(?)

Did you get your big boy? Did he pop out of the cake?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Did he at least pop out of the cake?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm going to sculpt giant, erect dicks on my Bigmars

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


My friend and I might want to split the starter set and sell the rulebook. The only problem is that we both want the jetpack guys because they look like "Bigmar scrunts", as my friend quickly pointed out. :ohdear:

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


OctaMurk posted:

the misogynist crowd that players 40k would immediately take to all the forums of the internet to rant endlessly aobut the SJWs ruining everything

It woud be more grim and dark than the world of 40k itself

They'd buy the tiddy marines anyway so GW should go ahead and do it.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

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Dodoman posted:

That would be everyone in the book thread.

Yeah, let's set out the ground rules in this thread for everyone not familiar:

1. you are not allowed to claim everything in the I'M THE game.

We live in a civilized society with rules

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

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TTerrible posted:

I'm the arbitrary and unenforcable rules for the I'm the game.

:mad:

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

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I'm the crab legs.

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

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I found the paint scheme for my Bigmar




TKIY posted:

Someone rename this death thread please.

Reopen the other thread. I want to talk about opossums and gundams.

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