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i absolutely hate ranch to the point where the smell makes me gag and im looking forward to participating
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what im planning on doing to myself is going 2 be brutal
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Jun 9, 2017 18:10
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mormonpartyboat posted:im looking forward to everyones pictures!!! im just in the planning stage right now, i need to find out if ranch seasoning will dissolve in melted sugar
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Jun 9, 2017 19:23
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mormonpartyboat posted:you should see the monstrosities in my freezer never go home with a guy who tells you this
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Jun 9, 2017 19:27
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im thinking about some kind of deconstructed sloppy joe on a cool ranch crostini
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Jun 9, 2017 23:26
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mormonpartyboat posted:from testing, if you bake ranch it doesnt crisp at all, and in fact kind of degenerates into gooey oil need to figure a good substance to mix with and work into a mozzarella style consistency, wash and roll in panko and u got ranchzarella stix that would bring a tear to the most hardened fieri
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Jun 10, 2017 05:32
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mormonpartyboat posted:ok im drunk, my kitchen is destroyed, and i have people coming over to help me finish all the poo poo i made for courses 1 and 2 so i will have to do dessert tomorrow looks like some stiff compo but my meal is coming together in my head bit by bit
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Jun 10, 2017 22:04
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ok, im back from the store, got my shopping done, pepto's in the freezer, now all i gotta do is find my wire cutters..........
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Jun 12, 2017 00:21
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my concept is that i want to produce three courses that accruately communicate my feelings about ranch to the diner. i will introduce the theme of each dish as it is presented to you. the theme of first course is pain. i have plated a trio of ranch-dusted penny nails, a ranch-dipped chile japones and as a drink pairing, a shot glass - rimmed with crushed cool ranch doritos - of seagrams gin, with a single drop of blood. 
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Jun 12, 2017 01:56
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main course: theme: in-edibility this course includes hdmi cable gnocchetti served room temperature tossed lightly with a ranch balsamic vinagrette and locally-sourced microgreens, a ranch and egg yolk mock-egg, a blackened-tortilla "taquito" with ranch/sardine foam, topped with a fillet of sardine with mustard sauce  because i like you guys im gonna share my favorite forging location but do not absolutely DO NOT share this plz 
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Jun 12, 2017 03:12
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Jazerus posted:where's the fried orbs did you skip duscats post
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Jun 12, 2017 03:34
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dessert: theme, nausea this one actually takes a bit of explaining. the lines of turbinado sugar and "spicy ranch seasoning" are meant to be insufflated into the sinus cavity, causing an immediate, intense, and lasting sense of pain and nausea. this is paired with a cube of pepto bismol gelatto, and a trifle with layered ranch, salsa, "sandwich spread" (i think its mayo mustard and relish, real vile stuff), and barbecue sauce, served with a cool ranch corn crisp  and another cube of the pepto
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Jun 12, 2017 05:13
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mormonpartyboat posted:some real haute poo poo the man would never let you serve nails as a course
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Jun 12, 2017 05:37
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everybody i've shown the photo with the cable has agreed they kinda want to eat that cable
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Jun 12, 2017 05:41
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mormonpartyboat posted:i might do another round, esp if it'll get more people to join in same. appetizer 
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Jun 13, 2017 03:53
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Jun 13, 2017 05:03
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Jun 13, 2017 05:22
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:drat this would be a good av its up for grabs 
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Jun 14, 2017 03:45
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mormonpartyboat posted:welp my water heater blew so things might get interesting condolences, my hot water heater blew up on november 9 (really lol) and they had to destroy my kitchen counters to fix it
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Jun 17, 2017 15:51
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mormonpartyboat posted:luckily its out in the garage so i can kind of ignore it but lol oh poo poo today is fathers day
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Jun 17, 2017 15:53
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