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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:01 |
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Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Jun 10, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 09:52 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:more (and better) pictures and a writeup coming after im done cooking but here's the more straightforward first course: such a handsome entry!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 22:32 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:the purpose of course 1 is to ease you into the ranchtivities, while course 2 is more...acceptance chef! you will be difficult to beat!
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 22:33 |
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lindsey graham's meal for the dead and damned: oyster benne soup a la ranch shrimp au Dorito and grits a la ranch cornbread a la ranch with caramelized Dorito glazed crust
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 06:16 |
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the gif master has spoken you are the Yoda to my fledgling gif game
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 06:19 |
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oh it's gettin unda'way in here!
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 20:44 |
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i have plans too, friends! Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jun 11, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 20:46 |
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ranch seasoning and sugar rimmed orange lime gin and tonic: Brown sugar Dorito crusted cornbread: Dorito flour battered shrimp n' ranch grits: oyster benne (sesame) soup with ranch seasoning: low country cuisine y'all! recipes coming soon Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Jun 12, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 05:16 |
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hakimashou posted:You're an artist. so true
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 05:31 |
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:
the drink: gin and tonic with fresh squeezed orange juice and an orange peel with lime the glass has ranch seasoning and sugar along the rim dorito crusted cornbread: yellow cornmeal, whole white cornmeal, enriched unbleached flour, baking soda, buttermilk, whole wheat flour, canola oil, and cornstarch mixed with: one egg 2/3 of a cup of ranch beaten with butter 1 cup of half and half sprinkled with brown sugar, cool ranch Doritos (crushed), cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg, and a dash of salt bake for thirty minutes, then apply the sprinkle, then put the cornbread back in the warm oven, now turned off, for 3-5 minutes before removing shrimp: marinated in lime, scallions, thyme, coriander, chili, garlic, garlic salt, red pepper flakes, parsley, habanero pepper, and chili pepper then they are dredged in flour and crushed cool ranch Doritos a tomato flour roux was made with onion and orange bell peppers with fish stock to which the shrimp was reintroduced more coming... Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jun 12, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 05:43 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:senator i would gladly consume every one of those not knowing what they were whoops! i added names!
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 05:49 |
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continued: grits: they were mixed with plenty of ranch, butter, and cheddar cheese, plus a bit of sour cream ( the amounts were measured through eyeballing since that's how i usually cook) ( you must like ranch to like these grits ) oyster benne soup: i sauteed canned oysters, tomato paste, capers, onion, garlic, scallion, fresh sprigs of dill, thyme, habanero pepper, chilli pepper, before slowly adding sesame oil (i was too lazy to crush sesame seeds, though I bought them, so i will be revisiting this dish), liquor of oyster, fish stock, and ranch seasoning again, amounts were measured by eyeballing most photos were taken in a cemetery, because the dead eat too Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Jun 12, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 06:02 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:ya'll have been so beautiful i needed a nightcap quite nice!
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 06:21 |
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Duscat posted:First, we prep some accompaniments. Lime ranch butter is exactly what it sounds like: i think your entries are lovely those orbs look so delicious
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 06:23 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:duscat there is a thing in hawaiian cooking called poi balls which is like one part sweet rice flour, one part poi, and 1/2 part sugar and you fry it and it is loving astonishing that sounds like an incredibly yummy idea, but please stay with us while exploring, lol
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 07:51 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:gently caress whwats the smiley for horny again
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 09:39 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:the poi balls are just the poi and flour (and sugar) mixed completely and you end up with a crispy outside and gooey inside kinda like in this lovely pic that looks yum also, some scientists are in this thread, lol!
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 00:57 |
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Duscat posted:I ran a few pudding experiments. Will let you know when they've chilled, but probably not until tomorrow. so official! rapt attention on this experiment
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 02:30 |
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right??!! iron chef cspam>art division>master class>al!
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 04:40 |
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hakimashou posted:Can you reduce mountain dew down a lot and use it like a syrup? i don't see why not, but i've never tried it
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 04:41 |
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hakimashou posted:I've had yuzu creme brulees before at a really nice japanese restaurant and they were excellent, I wonder if mountian dew creme brulee would be any good. give us pictures! we need them for sustenance and joy! no really it sounds yummy, and i'm curious
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 05:39 |
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Al! posted:entre Al! posted:dessert so pretty!!!! i am lovin the artwork!
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 05:40 |
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:i had to stand in line behind a gaggle of mormons trying to split a tub of protein powder across 4 debit cards for these ingredients so yummy looking this one's for you, esteemed fellow southerner, and you are quite the iron chef! e: i especially love the dessert; it's ingenious! Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 14, 2017 |
# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 22:18 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:getting absolutely sloshed on g&ts and making some ranch chowder you know how to live!!! very delicious looking!
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 01:33 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:slow cooked for extra pleasure lol
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 01:34 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:
is that bacon and corn i spy in that bowl?
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 01:35 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:a 10 oz bag of frozen corn, some bacon strips, a whole sage jimmy dean sausage log, three big garlic smoked sausages diced, two onions, four potatoes, a cup of heavy cream, a can of creamed corn, a can of condensed milk, a quart of chicken broth, and a pile of spices (including some tarragon, just 4 u) that sounds extraordinarily yummy and satisfying! also, it warms my cockles to hear you are enjoying tarragon too
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 01:59 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:yeah im gonna boil it down to a pudding consistency, throw in some sweet rice flour, and then deep fry it show us how to love, and live life, oh honored, and cherished goon!
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 07:59 |
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spam challenge bump for mormon party boat
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 23:21 |
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mormonpartyboat posted:ive been swamped/burned out hard the last few weeks from work but i might get something up by this weekend~~~ that makes sense, and this can wait on you; we all get busy sometimes
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 22:46 |
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mister magpie posted:my dad made amazing omelettes with spam
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 22:46 |
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bump spam competition must happen
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 08:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:01 |
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got any sevens posted:capam how would you prefer to season/cook a chicken breast if given any side u want and a couple hours cinnamon clove salt black pepper a slight dash of nutmeg scotch bonnet lime bitter orange brown sugar knorr, maggi, or adobo garlic scallions, or green onions parsley liquid smoke (if you have it) truffle oil (if you have it) mustard seed, or powder turmeric (if you want) onions bell pepper tomato paste (depending on your tastes) crushed tomato (if you want) white wine (if you want to make a sauce) carrots celery chicken stock (if you are making a sauce) worcestershire sauce (if you want) Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Aug 3, 2017 |
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