Xbox: This is the Jan 6th of gaming.

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limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 11:19

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 18:36

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Instant Sunrise posted:

Happy Mahjong (TBA)

The borpio has been saved.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 06:00

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Napolean Bonerfarts posted:

Xbox One X: Project Scorpio Edition = overhyped marketing (OMG LIMITED QUANTITIES)

Wait for Shadow Puppet to come back in games to make people angry just by posting pictures of unsold day one borpio pallets

# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 12:09

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

doingitwrong posted:

I spent 15 minutes trying to find a name that wasn't stupid, taken, and didn't run afoul of their not-specified-anywhere 'restrictions' and then gave up. Character creation screen is a hard boss.

post/name combo?

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 15:34

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Empress Brosephine posted:

Xbox one died last night ugh. Got hit by a lightning surge I think

His name was xbox one.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 11:17

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Real hurthling! posted:

Buy 1000 xbox and live in them

Buy the giant prop Xbox One they used for the Dead Rising promotion.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 06:35

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

*adjusts nerd glasses* ACTUALLY, Cuphead is available on Windows computers, but for the purposes of this highly pedantic argument, we will ignore that the Xbox runs on a version of Windows (which makes the Play Anywhere initiative easy - and therefore profitable - to do) and that all Xboxes are technically Windows gaming PCs no matter how much it triggers optimacy OCD in some nerds.

It's not a TRUE exclusive, and therefore let me justify my existing opinions with that.

In closing, something about Bloodbourne or The Last Of Us or Uncharted or something who cares.

*furiously resumes watching Digital Foundry*

We miss you too man.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 13:10

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

RBX posted:

It's weird as gently caress seeing someone actually try to defend ISPs and what they do.

It's the Xbox thread, where you can cry that Microsoft took away from you the power to talk to your console to open Redbox Instant Powered By Verizon.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 08:33

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

just like we all know what their deal is

just to be able to post in the awesome troll-free community that features the coupons subforum is an incredible deal! :toot:

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 23:29

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

VideoGames posted:

The Bonx might change that and be good and then there will be more posters again but sadly the Bone did it to itself.

The Bonx needs a first half of first party software that qualifies all the pixel (all of them) and framerates to make people think they are staring at their ugly copy on both PS4 and on PS4Pro, and a second half that is "oh, yes, that's why I bought an Xbox, because there are good games like this Platinum shooter right here".

That's a difficult thing to pull off, Microsoft is no Nintendo, and they butchered their own studios after trying to transform them into Supercell.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 10:08

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Also, you have Smart Punctuation turned on on your iPhone. That's why your quotes look like that. It does something with curved and straight quotation marks that isn't quite kosher with markup language.

Better have Smart Punctuation turned on that Smart Posting turned off.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 10:09

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

You should turn it on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B1ub5g5L0k

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 15:04

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

CAPT. Rainbowbear posted:

Take your pleasure in the natural order of things; leave only footsteps.

As (thread)making GBS threads in the forest is reserved for bears

# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 12:59

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

They called the third Xbox the Xbox One

# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 15:21

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Is the bonx still sponsored by Mountain Dew?

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 15:35

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Real hurthling! posted:

I hope the next playstation is bad so i can make fun of it

but there will not be a next generation because we will all be dead by then

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 21:26

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

They called the third xbox the xbox one.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 14:48

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Fanatic posted:

Phil Spencer is making all the right moves and doesn't seem to let the corporate suits push him around like Don Mattrick probably did

Sorry but according to the developers of Time Splitter Mattrick was part of the problem.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 08:32

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Xbox Ambassador posted:

Xbox Stays Winning

Oh for sure man

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 06:16

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Hey thread, can you still yell xbox snap tv so you can watch tv picture in picture while you play games?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 14:06

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

Celexi posted:

I forgot to address this, that actually was good and you could resell games, it was going to have a marketplace and since you could turn a physical license into a digital you wouldn't have to worry about the disc stopping working

Oh for sure man.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 11:22