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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

clockwork chaos posted:

I'm in my upper 20s, and work a retail job at slightly over minimum wage, for about 10-20 hours a week. 110% of my paycheck goes to rent and, due to my narcolepsy/cataplexy, my prospects of finding a better job or even a second job (lol) are negligible. I'm not allowed to drive, have to walk with a cane, and I can't afford to eat. atleast I can make fun of old people that can't read that we don't have a chip reader, look lady there's literally a piece of plastic in the slot that says please swipe what are you doing

Lol your life blows

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Have you guys tried not working retail????? I know a guy who can set you up with a bible page writing job

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lol I wish he forged ahead with his crippling shyness.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Reporting that NY has the same thing confirming that the story originates from a hell holes like Kentucky or Ohio.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lmao at the travel agent. I'm surprised your job is even a thing in tyool 2017.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I don't know how she survived the scathing and dismissive hand wave. Truly a high price you pay, when in retail.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Waffle! posted:

People already working a soul-crushing job don't need to be treated like gutter trash just for trying to help. A simple "no thank you" costs nothing, and makes the employee feel like a fellow human being! Crazy, I know.

Between that and the old lady who forgot her ID to buy some smokes; I don't know how people handle the stressors.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Still lolling at the retail goons defending the stupid practice of carding someone clearly over 30. Never wonder why you have barely any autonomy or decision making in your roles.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Automatonic Water posted:

every full timer at the grocery store i worked at was a either a Trump man or a Huckabee boy, i don't think thats gonna happen

edit: it was very rural yes

its almost like...

retail deserves it.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

The Walrus posted:

i actually meant to quote that idiot pizza avatar dude my bad

Mistakes are commonly made by those in the retail industry.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
When it comes to teasing you guys the highs are high.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Yes.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Fuckface the Hedgehog posted:

Says the man who gets hosed over continuously by a team of finance morons. They stopped trying to get you sacked yet?

That got sorted out. You should follow my other posts in that thread since you're interested. I also had a conversation with my boss about the whole ordeal and he said the extra effort will reflect in my year end bonus and help for the percent raise. We'll see though.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
gently caress me, if I get sent to HK. I'd only do it if the pay increase was significant. (What am I kidding saying no would be career suicide.)

But ya, working in Asia is not a goal of mine.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
You have to tip well. I legit feel like 25% is how it should be. poo poo, even if it's a 3.50 cup of coffee, give a dollar.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Applesnots posted:

Dollar a drink dude.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Rutibex posted:

I always tip $3, doesn't matter the price of the food. no server ever does more than $3 worth of work for me so that's all they get

I've enjoyed being a huge dick in this thread but at least I'm not some cheap scumbag like this proud goon.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

fits my needs posted:

Hmmmm I bet you all think a waiter should be tipped 20% minimum even if the service is poo poo?

No. But there shouldn't be a hard cap on the reward for good service.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
*smugly slides over 3 greasy dollars* hmmm that was about how much your effort was worth.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Enough to tip well. Considering that this is the retail thread . . . .

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Retail digs aside; you know we live in a tipping culture, so please don't go out without the money to do so. It's dick. At some places you aren't merely purchasing a product but also tacitly agreeing to purchasing the service that goes with it as well.

Places exist that offer the product you want without the requisite tipping. Go there.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lol yes. This is true. There's an ice cream spot I like when I visit upstate that put a tip jar. It's literally just soft serve.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
If you have android I recommend the gear 3 it syncs really well and looks nice.

And ya paying via android pay is badass.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I want one of the cheap goons to go into a diatribe about tipping at the waitress.

How does lunch go for you guys do you have to like...clock out or something?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Extreme defensiveness defines this thread and I've enjoyed poking the beehive.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

berth ell pup posted:

You've done an admirable job irl.

Thank you, sir.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Doing the Quiznos math is tough for retail workers, evidenced by the freak out.

Also, I, too am thin and attractive.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lmbo haggling at a Best Buy is the most damning and shameful indictment of the retail thread thus far and reflects poorly on all retail workers

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Imo you should work somewhere tied to a skill set other than "warm body"

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Earnestly, if any of you are merely working in retail without going to night school or getting training in something else. I beg you to start. If you live in an area where there is nothing but retail as an industry - move.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I'm just saying, go into a trade. I know some people feel like there is a weird stigma to being blue collar. Yeah they are hard jobs (like plumbing) but they can actually pay well. Just don't go into it like oh poo poo it'll automatically get me a job. But it'll give you the means go actually look for one with a real skillset.

Or you could like stock shelves or be a cashier and want to kill yourself.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
You know you try to give advice. I take it back, you all deserve to be in retail. Don't worry about schooling, training or having to take a risk to try and improve your lot.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Inescapable Duck posted:

You have rich parents who gave everything to you and would be competing for retail like the rest of us otherwise. It's true 9 times out of 10.

Lol absolutely not my dad was in the military and sure as poo poo not a general.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
It's not written in stone that you have to work retail and 'compete' in the retail space. Ah, Yes, to take a risk, and better yourself the realm of the rich. But keep piling on and making excuses and wallow in the personal hell of no growth whatsoever.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lmao my screen name doesn't mean I'm from Canada. Since my personal experience seems to be on the hotseat: I took an non-linear path. I didn't goto college straight from high school. I went into sales (selling phone contracts for a telecom which sucked) then I moved to NYC and completed a bachelor's in English while work nights as security in lame dive bars and now I work in finance.

Wait I mean, let's just mire in our own pity party. God forbid someone suggests some changes to improve your lot lol.

Ichabod Tane fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Jul 28, 2017

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Yeah, there isn't a magic bullet that will fix everything in a person's life but doing nothing but harrumphing on what you don't got sure as poo poo won't help.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Ya man that's definitely what I suggested.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Oh yeah I was definitely suggesting that it's mutually exclusive.

Really after what I said, that's what you think? That I thought that people weren't trying to better themselves? I was imploring that if you aren't bettering yourself that you should start.

And I'm the idiot.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Medieval monk approach, bootiest of bootstrapping.

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Nah, I get it. It's literally impossible for everyone and the stars aligned for you and me.

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