NBA Offseason G/V: Let Me Hear You Post It

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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney	67	22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball	40	13.38%
Where will the Pauls go	54	18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ??	41	13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking	97	32.44%
Total:	210 votes

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

E2M2 posted:

I guess Lebron finally shaved his head huh

The great ones tell their hair "not today"

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 08:11

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Rick, if you need assistance, I am more than willing to help out with a murder-suicide :smith:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 11:08

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Okay but those were honey roasted peanuts, the best and most expensive kind.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 23:26

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

The implication that Tanner only wants white kids as children in his family is very problematic.

I'll miss you Swaggy P. I hope you're celebrating airballs on the Warriors one day :3:

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 21:31

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I hope Golden State fucks him over when it's time to get paid. Imagine if every team lowballs him after this??

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 23:21

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

WhyteRyce posted:

Is Lonzo going to tank his own brand?
https://twitter.com/LakersReporter/status/885358575480066048

Lonzo rules, Lakers rule. I hope he keeps trolling his dad forever. I hated the pick at first and I know it's only summer league but I am liking what I see so far

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 16:57

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

pubic works project posted:

Mods???

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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 18:46

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Bashez posted:

Whoa, people actually believe that Durant thing wasn't scripted.

What? No, we all know the finals were scripted like it is every year except when my team wins then it was hard work and perseverance, imo

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 19:32

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

pubic works project posted:

Guys I really don't think KD looked shook during the ESPY's. He was just pondering what Peyton's farts smell like.

Mmmmmmmmm love that fresh Papa John smell

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 21:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I always pictured Dwight fighting by doing that arm swinging thing that little kids do

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 17:11

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Klay will stay due to Curry's ankles shattering after winning his third championship. I know he monkey pawed that poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 23:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kevin Durant has sex with the lights off and blankets ON so there's no escape from the farts

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 18:14

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Rose to the Cavs seems like an insanely good way to fill a kneed as long as Kyrie stays healthy. He would strengthen that rickety bench after they get a few strong joint practices in. Rose would easily be the best player on their bench imho

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/leftoversketti/status/885733844992655360

If the world ended right now and this was the last evidence of mankind....

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jul 20, 2017

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 18:12

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

He is a sacrifice to the ACL gods. Preserving Lebron's health is the ultimate contribution.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 22:25

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

So sad, Clippers have such an inferiority complex they gotta take it out on innocent people. Tsk tsk..

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 01:33

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

^
Lakers vs 76ers imo

# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 19:08

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Carlosologist posted:

A solid discussion starter

https://twitter.com/hoopplustheharm/status/894910355180326916

It doesn't matter which Laker wins because we will lose in the end

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 20:16

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

zoux posted:

So,what if it becomes like soccer jerseys where the ad is the most prominent word. Still fine then?

What if it doesn't? ?????

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 18:32

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I would do that in a heartbeat. 37 bucks a head is infinitely cheaper than anything else you would do (if food+drink is included, of course)

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 00:11

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

FuzzySkinner posted:

Dude's been talking about how he likes LA all during the summer and gave props to Magic Johnson.

He's gonna be a Laker and go Hollywood. At this point I'd consider trading him just so this team isn't left holding their dick again like in 2010.

Finally a decent 6th man for the Lakers

# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 21:40

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Durant draws the line at piss because that's just disgusting

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 22:40

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Not surprising Dwight is bad at math, although you'd think he could get a tutor really easily

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 17:36

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Lockback posted:

Howard had a 63% True-shooting percentage last season so, yeah, it makes sense to let him score more.

Wouldn't it just get worse with more attempts, like the other years he shot more? I don't know where to find that stat but my 5 seconds of research on my poo poo phone indicates his 2pt is pretty good (high 50s when he has more attempts) and his FTs are always trash, which probably helps the other team more.

Idk, I was making a pedo joke and you got all Data on me. But now I'm genuinely curious but not sure where to start.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 17:59

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Man, why the hell was I thinking Dwight was so much worse than he actually is? Maybe it's my Lakers bias showing. Thank you for explaining that.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 18:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Probably at the wrong house

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 18:07

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/paulxt/status/900421484119605248

Wait, when did he kill his sister?

# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 19:44

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

DeimosRising posted:

C'mon y'all, Kobe is a 98. Arguing over ratings is pointless if you forget there's a bonus for marketability

Wow of course they underrate him smdh

# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 22:45

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I wanna see KD write a love poem

# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 19:31

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

R.D. Mangles posted:

i think Carlos Boozer would be an insanely good Vice President, imagine him breaking a tie in the Senate by screaming AND ONE or pressuring legislators by calling them up and yelling GET THAT poo poo at them

Lebron/Boozer 2024

# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 03:08

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Rick posted:

I think Walton's dead in the water. The front office got rid of every last shooter the team had, and don't really have a way to use Brook Lopez without radically changing the offense, and are too young to play defense. The team will run a lot, but the narrative about how "they're running but not scoring" is gonna pop up sometime early in December, and the coach that this front office didn't hire seems like a good fall guy.

I expect Kurt Rambis to be head coach by January with the team being shadow coached by Byron Scott who will be brought on as a consultant. I don't think the Lakers break 20, much less get to 30.

I'm gonna have to agree with Rick. Firing Walton during a rebuild only to get probably worse coach will only delay things and gently caress up the timeline. So of course this seems like a definite Magic move.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 17:57

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

the best stat is rings

*slides back into the shadows*

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 05:09

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Do any of you guys share League Pass with people who don't live with you? My friend and I want to do that but we're worried the NBA would just ban us or something.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 21:56

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