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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
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The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

BWV posted:

الله هو جيد جدا

lol

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Henchman of Santa posted:

John "Mohammad Bin" Salmons


Also Nick you asked for the Evan Turner Meatwad video like 200 posts ago so here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLoXmnANIMc

i make the Jesus Ezekial Jesus "unf" every time i see IT shoot the ball

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
a candid peek into my apartment

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Extra!! Extra!! Wayward Hayward to Boston!!

the headlines'd scream

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/877734367640010752

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
chauncey billups...who does he think he is?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
dolan jigglypuffed phil to sleep with that trayvon song, it was too powerful and residual sleep cannot be avoided

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
as bad as all the Cavs nonsense makes me feel, the Knicks are just going to be terrible foreeeeeeever, yeah?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
did lebron leave yet

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Da Rick Squad

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
shea's gonna be so happy

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Dejan Bimble posted:

Demar DeRoazan idolizes Kobe so much that he became identical to late career Kobe, scoring a lot of points while being a net negative. Toronto needs to trade him to the Pacers for Paul George, before everyone figures it out




I've definitely had the thought "George is going to end up a Raptor or something dumb"

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Should the Cavs try to sign Vince Carter? And Other Questions To Make Me Blow My Brains Out

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
don't get me wrong, I love VC, but a 40 year old vince carter is not a difference maker

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
he'd fit in for sure, but the question needs to be "which freakin star that was born in the 90s are we adding?"

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

*that entire series of david thorpe roasts about j herdren's shoes*

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

pubic works project posted:

Yeah cuz they nasty here

RALPHIE: she was a fuckin hoosier!

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
ok. do it. kyrie go, lebron go. let's all just shoot me in the face why dont you

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Jeff Teeg could gently caress it all up. terrifying

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Cool Buff Man posted:

"Look Chris, something you've never seen before"

Let's be fair. I'm sure he has a TV

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

SpiritOfSanDimas posted:

Not to rag on your link specifically, but I really hate this sort of bullshit intellectual NBA writing where its like "What Godard film is JR Smith?"

Its just screaming 'I HAVE A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE BUT I ALSO LIKE SPORTS.... BET YOU DIDNT THINK YOU'D FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME HMMMM?". Its everywhere and it drives me nuts

These days I can only stand emotionless Nate Duncan style pure autistic salary cap number crunching

that web site kind of rules but i know what you mean and it's awful, about as bad as forced pop cultural reference Bill Simmons articles

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
ill give john wall my single speed bike and a quarter zip of piff to come run point for the cavvies

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
lol, but really, what's happening with paul george

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
danny ainge farts on the bathtub floor, causing a brapping noise and smelly bubbles to pop, which he then enjoys

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

35 traditionally being the most productive nba age, i am delighted

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
tae sighting?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

AggressivelyStupid posted:

maybe dan gilbert should have paid the best GM in the east


makes u think

ideation is thinking, yes

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

love that super dave does nba stuff

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/kenyon-martin-the-5-players-everyone-hated-playing-against/

lmao i'd never seen that reggie evans nutgrab video. oh this is from april, whatever

Brolander fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Jul 10, 2017

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
that joke guy earlier is an amazing troll. tier 1

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Strawberry Panda posted:

I was thinking about this earlier, but technically "Warriors offered Thompson for George" is a syntactically correct sentence for what went down.

it at least needs "by the pacers" at the end, and doesn't make any sense that way. putting the passive team first in that sentence is stupid. i suppose a reader who is familiar and would know who "George" is and thus where he comes from, but still. i hate that sentence, it sucks

e:it sucks!!!

ee: im still thinking about it, and getting mad

Brolander fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Jul 14, 2017

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

"dos manos"


Dexo posted:



(see Jabari Parker)
See Jabari
See Jabari dunk
Dunk, Jabari! Du-
Ohh....again????
gently caress me

I'm still mad about that passive headline, i'm not grammarated enough to define in specific terms why it bothers me, thanks Evan

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Jack's Flow posted:

I'm coming around on the 3x3 Olympics thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUnJZWrza28

eyes emoji

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

He's no Paul Brandon

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Zogo posted:

Go to Yahoo.com

no

quote:

He answered questions on a stage from Lance Fresh as a standing-room crowd of 1,200 invited guests drank at an open bar. Every detail was choreographed, down to the David Sunflower Seeds and Fruit Gushers in the green room, which George chews religiously.


did he chew the seeds and gushers together

Brolander fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jul 15, 2017

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Spacebump posted:


V: Father Time remains undefeated.

yeah but even he's getting on in the years now

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i think i still hate the clippers, but now i also Extra Hate the Rockets. hate will keep the crumbling of my team from destroying me

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

huh. you'd think NeNe would be the horse guy

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

tanglewood1420 posted:

I was mildly dissapointed my Life of Brian reference went by without anyone congratulating me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMMzw4fMog&t=20s

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Can anyone confirm that Durant likes farts?

Confirmed.

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