What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline? This poll is closed. |
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The Big3 Tourney | 67 | 22.41% | |
Will Lakers draft Ball | 40 | 13.38% | |
Where will the Pauls go | 54 | 18.06% | |
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? | 41 | 13.71% | |
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking | 97 | 32.44% | |
Total: | 210 votes |
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KEvin Durant: too much of a coward for budlights or a challenge See meta I always told you you guys were led by the lamer of the league P.s. lol at Steve Kerr waffling and mumbling about his respect for the INSTITUTION of the White House and our fiiiiiiiine ol government
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 23:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 15:51 |
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Did you bully him and steal his lunch money
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 20:12 |
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Shout out to all the sports dads of the year who refused to believe Kawhi was a superstar until like, it was 2017 Also shout out to all the white sports dads who (still) don't get the fact that the stern dress code was totally racist policy Overpaid primadonnas!
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 17:57 |
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Y'all going about this the wrong way. Clearly the correct move here is the one that will max spite the lakers, create a small ball team to murder the warriors, and increase the possibility PG might not even go to LA http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=ychgs39a
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 21:14 |
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Redgrendel2001 posted:It's okay. Mo Bamba, drafted with the Lakers 2018 #1 pick, will fill in the gap. Stop moving forward, time. No fair
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 23:08 |
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My favorite Paul George thing was always seeing that dumb Gatorade/whatever drink commercial during the playoffs while the pacers were totally eliminated and he wasn't doing anything noteworthy "GAME."
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 05:06 |
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Kevin Durant likes women's farts. San Franciscans famously like to smell their own farts. Steph Curry literally IS a woman's fart. Do the math. I just can't stop thinking of that gross fart poetry song from that old rear end weekend web 😂 def a young grim reaper https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wH8IGVxmVuc Oh yeah uhhh I was gonna say something else. I want MY team in on the baseless speculation and clickbait, the Spurs never get ANY attention or credit quote:The Spurs are, again, not mentioned, but they would make for an intriguing trading partner for the Pacers. Unlike other contenders, San Antonio has some young players on its roster and has control over all of its first round picks going forward. Making salaries match shouldn't be a huge problem, either. The Spurs have Pau Gasol's big expiring contract on the books and could potentially consider Danny Green to be expendable in a trade for another wing. We got Kawhi from Indiana, why shouldn't we get PG? Don't we deserve it after all these years of ringless suffering? It feels like it's been like, eight years man. I think any trade should include Davis bertans just for poetry's sake
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 05:45 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:what kind of farts do you think kevin prefers? Yes
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 06:56 |
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I couldn't think of fart types and I think Kevin Durant is probably into weird poo poo. In that case though I revise my answer to lovely farts cuz KD prolly likes a little turd in his face to remind him of Russ
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 06:59 |
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First he killed basketball now KD is gonna make the NBA thread need nms nws tags
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 07:08 |
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Going back to the which player is which rapper discussion this definitely cements KD as Kevin gates
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 07:12 |
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That's a good point actually I jus figured they were both cousin loving fart sniffing booty eaters
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 07:18 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:Nothing wrong with eating rear end my friend predicto posted:Derrick Rose is David Foster Wallace because his career is dead Who's the NBA player people pretend to like
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 08:27 |
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Away all Goats posted:This has been a good day for f5ing
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:08 |
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My god the western playoffs would be so crowded and loving dope if LeBron ever went to the clippers, can you even imagine Then whoever survives that shitfest sweeps the raptors or Celtics and no one cares
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:38 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:that's when the attack comes SWISH from the sides from the Three Alphas you didn't even know were there
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 03:42 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Man, if they do that trade, I might actually just loving bandwagon with the Warriors until Jim has a successful coup this should warm the lovely clarksons of your heart man
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:15 |
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If Kevin Durant murdering basketball in the greatest bball bitch move in history results in the craziest most panicked off-season where all these rumored trades and movements go down and it's basically like a mass expansion draft for everyone then...well that fart sniffing snake and his Warriors are now cool by me Even if it creates a Super Clippers
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:28 |
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Jota posted:KEVIN DURANT PAYS GIRLS TO FART IN HIS FACE
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:35 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:I bet Dome rear end Kevin doesn't care about who farts in face, but more so the timbre and flavors of the fart.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:45 |
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Dwight to Warriors all but confirmed https://twitter.com/JoshuaBRobbins/status/253200186556428289
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:53 |
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San Antonio is famous for its fat women and Mexican food Just sayin.......
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 05:17 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/357031549289508864 At least he's consistent about one thing.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 05:39 |
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tanglewood1420 posted:So outside the Brooklyn Nets disaster zone, Orlando is the worst situation in the league by far right? Much love to pau, didn't see this coming. Really adds a lot more cap flexibility, feels like maybe he's finally gotten over himself and found a place he could retire. Dig the new ego free 3 point jacking Pau Gasol, only the Spurs could've pulled this off. https://mobile.twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/877167318060683264 https://mobile.twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/877168320809758721
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:11 |
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What did the Knicks do to get cursed this bad, there's no way they deserve the last decade+ It's loving with oak isn't it
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:20 |
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Trade Tony Parker (I think New York wanted him like...eight years ago...) and some picks and some random crap with "plays the triangle" scrawled on it in sharpie Get Zing, sign CP3, make the Internet angry make the dreams of the puro pinche spurs squad come true
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 16:32 |
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Man we really paid for laughing at this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7e8ITLNE3o No regrets
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 19:09 |
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Shear Modulus posted:what odds will yall give me on the spurs' jersey sponsor being HEB Whataburger is also an option rip Dejuan Blair
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 19:51 |
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It's gonna be funny watching the lakers just be a mediocre team with Paul George + some dudes for x years. Guess they'd attract some FAs but still Good for the west too, we could use more fringe playoff teams
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 20:23 |
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THis is so much fun im losing my mind
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:06 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Jesus Christ, bring back Jim and Mitch (Kevin Durant died in an explosive fart incident and the Warriors lost against the timberwolves in the first round)
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:17 |
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pubic works project posted:That's my bad.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:20 |
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straight up brolic posted:NBA Offseason 2017-18 G/V: Got that AIDS brain
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:32 |
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Cool Buff Man posted:Spurs Empire
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 00:40 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:dwight's going to see him and yell hey michael michael michael michael michael michael michael michael hey mj hey watch this and right when he starts to fart jordan tells him he's had a fleet of bulldozers destroy his childhood home
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 02:22 |
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Jimmy's a lil touched in the head huh
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 02:28 |
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GM Magic is really the gift that keeps on giving. Between him and Bird and P-Jax it makes me wonder what players of today will be destroying the teams of the future
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 02:51 |
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Curl_like_smoke posted:Chauncey Billups: The Future is Now
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 03:27 |
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NOOOoOoOooooooooooo I'm putting this on KD and the Warriors somehow
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 04:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 15:51 |
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I like to think every rumored player movement is just part of Magic's unfolding ill conceived Rube Goldberg machine to get PG, yeah
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 04:24 |