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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
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The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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R.D. Mangles posted:

jimmy you maniac, this is the dumbest and most endearing basketball thing i've read

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/...icant-obstacles

He wants the supemax

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Apr 11, 2005

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-Get paid $240+ million
-Know you can blame any problems on your dipshit coach, bumbling front office or talentless teammates
-Plenty of free time in the playoffs to hang out with Marky Mark

What's not to like

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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Magic is going to end up giving away D'Angelo Russell and the second pick for a guy who would have signed in L.A. no matter what

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/daldridgetnt/status/877370312706461696

Keep getting those checks baby

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Apr 11, 2005

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I am a Kawhi braids truther. He still has braids in this picture and they're just messy and the picture is low quality. The braids are there people.

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Apr 11, 2005

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Carlosologist posted:

how could the Clippers even add Butler

Spinning off DeAndre for a lotto pick?

Maybe the Bulls will commit to rebuilding around Austin Rivers

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Apr 11, 2005

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EvanTH posted:

I thought ESPN hired Woj (who has hated ESPN since forever) specifically to stop him from scooping their show 60 times in a row every year

now he's going to keep doing it but under ESPN's brand?

Maybe this is a career Make-a-Wish situation for Chad Ford and Marc Stein who wanna prove they can scoop draft picks too

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Apr 11, 2005

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Cool Buff Man posted:

Can someone with espn insider post Chad Ford's Last Board

1. Markelle Fultz
2. Lonzo Ball
3. Josh Jackson
4. Jayson Tatum
5. Jonathan Isaac
6. De'Aaron Fox
7. Dennis Smith
8. Malik Monk
9. Zach Collins
10. Lauri Markkanen
11. Frank Ntilikina
12. Harry Giles
13. OG Anunoby
14. Donovan Mitchell
15. Luke Kennard
16. John Collins
17. Ike Anigbogu
18. Edrice Adebayo
19. Justin Patton
20. Jarrett Allen
21. Tony Bradley
22. TJ Leaf
23. Terrance Ferguson
24. Anzejs Pasecniks
25. Jonah Bolden
26. Justin Jackson
27. Frank Jackson
28. D.J. Wilson
29. Tyler Lydon
30. Josh Hart

If anyone wants to see the ceiling/floor blurbs for anyone in particular just ask

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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The big trade has gone down

https://twitter.com/MikeAScotto/status/877683818886574080

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Apr 11, 2005

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Cool Buff Man posted:

For FUCKS sake Danny. please

If he turns his assets into an actual player he dies in real life

He's holding out for the deal worth dying for

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Apr 11, 2005

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I need a blood pressure rating for all Knicks fans watching this interview

https://twitter.com/IanBegley/status/877696564046647299

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Apr 11, 2005

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I tried, I really did...



...but now I'm back on my bullshit

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/KennyDucey/status/877702259697754113

-Asking price is "two starters and a pick"?
-Kristaps still hasn't talked to the Knicks other than via text?

3 + Crowder + Bradley get it done Danny

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Apr 11, 2005

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R.D. Mangles posted:

bulls acquire three more point guards, none of whom can shoot

Butler to Minnesota for #7 + Dunn
#7 + next year's unprotected first for #3 to draft Fox
Wade to Denver for Mudiay

Make it happen GarPax

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/ianbegley/status/877725750413209600
https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/877728436575322114

2 + Ingram
3 + Brown
4 + Booker
5 + ...Buddy?

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/IanBegley/status/877935629065232384

Wow you mean the Timberwolves might be willing to pass on the opportunity to draft Lauri Markkanen to get Jimmy Butler? Don't rush into anything Thibs

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Apr 11, 2005

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Dexo posted:

Yeah I'm sure they are.

Bulls won't do it without Dunn and either Wiggins or Lavine(even then Lavine has an ACL)

Even the idea of getting 7 + Wiggins + Dunn isn't all that appealing

Maybe I'm underrating how much more room he has to improve his game, but it seems like Wiggins is good at volume scoring and nothing else. #7 will probably be...Malik Monk at best?, and then Kris Dunn is trash

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Apr 11, 2005

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I don't like Boston fans but I like watching the Celtics play basketball and this would be disappointingly cool from a team-building perspective

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Apr 11, 2005

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Is it just pure luck that the Rangers are relatively well run and the Knicks are a bottomless pit of despair? How can Dolan oversee both operations and have completely different results?

Dolan finally took the hint and went hands-off with the Knicks personnel immediately after putting a senile old man in control of the team

It's not goink great

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Apr 11, 2005

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Cool Buff Man posted:

Broussard tries to chime in with the most obvious of all takes

https://twitter.com/Chris_Broussard/status/877989519353561088

You mean it's not because he loves watching clips from Meatballs edited into the Bulls' film sessions

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Apr 11, 2005

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Bashez posted:

What the gently caress do the Cavs even have? Aren't their only tradeable assets Love and Kyrie? I like Danny and all, and he's definitely better than those two, but I don't think you can convince cleveland of it.

It's a little early in the offseason for Bashez to be in the best posting shape of his life

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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I can't believe I sat through the Bears draft only to experience something worse two months later

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Apr 11, 2005

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Cool Buff Man posted:

Well, they're going to be bad enough to get a really good pick in next year's draft.

How many games do we think they win? 25?

Dunn/Payne/Grant
Wade (?)/Valentine
Lavine/Zipser
Markkanen/Portis
Lopez/Felicio

Setting the O/U at 18 games. 15 if they trade Lopez before the deadline like they should.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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This is Jimmy Butler's trainer so everyone knows

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Apr 11, 2005

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Look, I am almost sympathetic to the argument that the Bulls "needed" to hit the reset button. But when you accept that conclusion, you have to look at how they got to this point.

1) Jimmy Butler is 27 years old, is a top-15 player in the league and has only gotten better over the past few years
2) He has two years left on his contract, which is a good value, and wanted to come back

Has a player EVER been traded in that context? If you can't build a good team with a guy like that in your pocket already, you are not qualified to run an NBA team. Things only got this dire because of the incompetence of the front office, and you can't let them get out of it by saying "ah, nothing we can really do now, gotta start all over again."

If a new GM came in and determined the cupboard was too bare to build around Butler, I'd accept that. If GarPax are doing that, why are we assuming anything other than that they're too lazy to do the work to build a real team unless it falls in their laps?

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Apr 11, 2005

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Kibner posted:

That's basically describing Cousins. lol

Cousins at least had Character Concerns, and he was traded with a year and a half on his contract

At least Vivek had the passion to be obsessed with Buddy Hield. Paxson saw Kris Dunn play in the NCAA tournament and thought "yeah OK I guess that guy is gonna be good, lock it down"

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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It's just so frustrating to see a guy like Morey, for all the warts you might wanna ascribe to him, work his rear end off to turn a ~treadmill team~ into one with a bonafide star and many complimentary role players. And here are the Bulls, at the dawn of their rebuild, throwing a first-mid rounder into a trade where they give up by far the best player, and then selling their second pick.

There is no initiative, no sense of urgency to root out good assets or look for a competitive advantage. The Bulls are gonna be fine with the return on this trade for a few years, make their picks and just hope it all works out.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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You don't want to clog up your dogshit roster with a guy who's only the 38th pick in the draft

"If we don't want him, no way he's good" — The GarPax Guarantee

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Apr 11, 2005

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Ammanas posted:

What was it

The one they did today, except without the 7th pick (and the Bulls giving up the 16th pick)

This was before Jimmy Butler had a monster year, Kris Dunn had a lovely rookie year and Zach Lavine tore his ACL

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Apr 11, 2005

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EvanTH posted:

WHY would you ever sell a pick for cash? WTF is that? Are the Chicago Bulls worried about the imminent merger with the NBA or some poo poo?

It makes sense when teams have too many picks, aren't even gonna entertain carrying 2-3 rookies on their roster, could put that cash toward buyouts or other basketball-related expenditures and can't find anyone to give them a future asset

Unfortunately the Bulls sold an attractive second rounder to the Actual Best Team Of All Time a few hours after they dumped their best player and committed to a rebuild, so,

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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Thank you to all the kind NBA thread posters who were willing to tolerate an extended meltdown from all Bulls fans across multiple threads tonight.

The trade was very bad, though.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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They ran out of players Paxson saw do well in the tournament. Couldn't stay up for the Oregon west coast games, so no interest in Bell

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/chicagobullsbot/status/878344883534155776

"Look we wanna build the right way" yeah but what about all the stuff that shows you obviously don't "Uhh gotta go"

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Mitch_Lawrence/status/878361026030321664

I don't want the friendship ball of Lowry/Derozan to break up, but Lowry in Minnesota would be real fun to watch

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/KrisDunn3/status/877929034885320705

I believe in Kris Dunn now. May his superb taste and perfect complexion lead the Bulls back to glory

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Apr 11, 2005

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pubic works project posted:

https://twitter.com/ChicagoSports/status/878410846946316288

Pritchard is wanting to put together his own Alpha Squad.

Remember what the Bulls traded for Cam Payne? And what they traded for Kris Dunn? And that Jerian Grant was actually the best under-25 point guard they acquired via trade in the past year?

Well, the Bulls front office just isn't sure whether the team should be committing significant PG minutes to Rajon Rondo next year. It's impossible to say really

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

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James Dolan is a genius who figured out how to get Knicks fans to finally like him

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Apr 11, 2005

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Apr 11, 2005

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Doesn't Chris Paul hate playing uptempo

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Apr 11, 2005

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Morey wants to captain the banana boat

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