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i only build heirloom quality software fashioned out of the finest bits available. here i am writing code for a point of sale terminal one bit at a time onto exotic hardwood 
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seems bad op
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Jun 13, 2017 15:12
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Every scrap of code I've written and offer on this web site was written in small, tight, lean and mean assembly language. You really can feel the difference.
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Jun 13, 2017 15:23
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I'm a code poet, op
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Jun 13, 2017 15:30
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no safety glasses
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Jun 13, 2017 15:45
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Dongslayer. posted:no safety glasses i use safety squints. gunnars if things get intense.
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Jun 13, 2017 16:10
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it's annoying when people say they craft code
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Jun 13, 2017 16:36
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no big data here, i only do small batch data processing
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Jun 13, 2017 17:27
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I'm not a programmer I'm a bit shitter
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Jun 13, 2017 17:30
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:no big data here, i only do small batch data processing i'm going to steal this one
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Jun 13, 2017 18:48
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Craftsperson*
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Jun 13, 2017 18:49
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i'm sorry, i only program for cp/m. it's the only way to really "feel" the machine, know what i mean?
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Jun 13, 2017 19:38
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flakeloaf posted:Every scrap of code I've written and offer on this web site was written in small, tight, lean and mean assembly language. gotta be mindful of your carbon footprint. my code is green and locally scoped
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Jun 13, 2017 19:46
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I calculated the cumulative human lifetimes that are spent for every user-second that my code wastes. some of the optimizations I've made should qualify me for sainthood.
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Jun 13, 2017 19:58
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you should be an engineer, op
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Jun 14, 2017 01:43
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voted 5
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Jun 14, 2017 01:47
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im a software artisan, op
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Jun 14, 2017 01:48
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comparing programming to an actual trade is insanely offensive
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Jun 14, 2017 03:33
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i'm incredibly good at skilled trades, programming, gaming, and most importantly, sports.
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Jun 14, 2017 03:41
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:no big data here, i only do small batch data processing
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Jun 14, 2017 04:09
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i apply the principle of waza to each batch of locally sourced software that i craft
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Jun 14, 2017 04:35
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Stymie posted:comparing programming to an actual trade is insanely offensive agreedo computer programming is a class above trade skills
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Jun 14, 2017 05:42
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more like poopware crapman
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Jun 14, 2017 05:47
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akadajet posted:i only build heirloom quality software fashioned out of the finest bits available. you forgot to include the words "artisan", "handcrafted", and "bespoke"
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Jun 14, 2017 08:20
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whats the yankee screwdriver of the software world
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Jun 14, 2017 08:26
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wish someone would return you to sears for the refund, OP
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Jun 14, 2017 09:00
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every day i strive to perfect the three most important skills of a software craftsman: ipad ownership, node package management, and competitive vaping
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Jun 14, 2017 11:36
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yeah you'd better be crafting that software onto punch tape or some bullshit
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Jun 14, 2017 12:58
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hifi posted:whats the yankee screwdriver of the software world if you mean "a good thing that's called the same name but is now garbage made by garbage clowns" i'm gonna have to go with lenovo
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Jun 14, 2017 13:17
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Sagebrush posted:wish someone would return you to sears for the refund, OP Sears is being driven into the ground by they idiot CEO
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Jun 19, 2017 01:46
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Captain Foo posted:Sears is being driven into the ground by they idiot CEO sears has been a corpse for twenty years now.
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Jun 19, 2017 01:51
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Captain Foo posted:Sears is being driven into the ground by Amazon
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Jun 19, 2017 01:51
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i trace every light path by hand the way our forefathers did
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Jun 19, 2017 14:42
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echinopsis posted:i trace every light path by hand the way our forefathers did with slaves?
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Jun 19, 2017 15:38
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pointing a sextant at my computer monitor
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Jun 20, 2017 01:25
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i'll be looking through the computerlabe
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Jun 20, 2017 01:31
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Skim Milk posted:you should be an engineer, op
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Jun 20, 2017 01:35
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:with slaves? lol
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Jun 20, 2017 02:31
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i too create ios apps, OP
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well you see, I start with fine vellum stock, and trim it by hand to standard punch card size. it takes a sharp eye and a good pair of shears, but with enough practice you get good enough to do it without any templates or guides. then I hand number the cards with India ink and a good silver nib. for punching, I use a custom hand punch I commissioned from a metal smith in Portland. it takes a long time to write anything but I think the attention to detail makes a huge impact in how it runs on the ol' timeshare
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