I said, 'Rescuse me, madam' - Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Livewatch

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scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

"The Trump agenda is improving the lives of the American people"

That lie is harder than the brick he's making GBS threads.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:09

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:28

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Overdose deaths?! You know what'd solve overdose deaths? You know what'd get rid of cartels and gangs?

LEGALIZATION AND REGULATION OF DRUGS! I never knew how much this guys loving sucks.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:10

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

It sucks that southern accents are typically accompanied by abhorrent ideals cuz it's fun to listen to, especially when they're perjuring themselves.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:14

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Hahahaha what a loving buffoon.

"Do you trust this person to do a thing?"

"*extreme circumlocution*"

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:23

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

"...okaaaay..."

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:41

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

center rubio

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:45

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

WY-DEN!

WY-DEN!

WY-DEN!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:49

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

ReidRansom posted:

I wish Wyden had a more authoritative voice.

I love what he's got :swoon:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:51

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back to slow, stumbling, rambling, round-the-bush-beating.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:52

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

GETTIN MAAAAAAAD

:neckbeard:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:53

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

WY-DEN!

WY-DEN!

WY-DEN!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:55

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Oracle posted:

He sounds like a right-wing caricature of a liberal unfortunately.

How so? His timbre or his vocabulary or his attitude?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:58

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Heinrich, gently caress yeah.

Oracle posted:

He sounds whiny, wheedling, nasally, high-pitched, lisping and petulant. He's trying for outrage but it sounds rehearsed and he stumbles over his words when he tries to emphasize them. His stiff hand motions don't help either. He needs some voice coaching, because it would have been a lot more impactful otherwise.

Those who have followed Wyden for a while know that he's a man of substance and a Good Senator who doesn't put up with bullshit. It's a gigantic problem when not putting up with bullshit non-answers in a hearing is considered "petulant."

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

His intelligence and competency.

See I agree with this.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:07

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

"Who asked for your opinion."

"I believe I'm correct in saying that."

:psypop:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:16

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

A solid two minute chunk of confused mumbling there. Awesome.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:18

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

"You have spoken plainly since your opening statements"

Can you commit perjury if you're asking the questions? Cuz gently caress Lankford.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:21

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Oracle posted:

Sorry that appearance and delivery matters? I'm not saying he's wrong I'm saying his delivery is poor. Much like Hilary Clinton's speechifying is just not that crowd-wowing. This poo poo matters. With the advent of radio and television appearance and delivery are important to perception, and giving up easy wins because you suck at a part of your job you deem superficial and not important enough to bother with is one of many many reasons Democrats are losing where they should be winning. Your outrage on his behalf because 'he's a good person' is immaterial.

Strong oratory skills are incredibly important, I totally agree. I had deleted something in there where I acknowledged that optics are important, so we're on the same page there, just got lost in an edit cuz I'm splitting my attention between the hearing and poasting on the interdnet. Can't always judge a book by its cover, but an ugly cover never helps.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:23

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

The Attorney General sure forgets a lot about what executive privilege is or isn't.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:28

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

What a turd.

Speaking of turds, COTTON TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

ReidRansom posted:

Wait who was that ? "Doesn't sound like it"

Sessions responding to the chairman's "I assure you we're looking into Russia."

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:31

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Tom Cotton: bonafide Fuckwad�.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:34

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

lol "kizzle yak"

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:36

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

"you're a dottering old fool, explain why"

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:38

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

C-SPAN still works!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:40

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Thank you, Californians, for electing Kamala Harris.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:43

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

"I'll let you go cuz you're a white guy, it's fine."

Where's your problem with interruptions now, McCain, you miserable gently caress.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:53

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:54

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:28

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

The Glumslinger posted:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 21:56

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