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Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Come on Nebraska. Hire Al Golden.

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Mar 27, 2007

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The Notorious ZSB posted:

Been wondering when we'd see a sideline graced with his goofy tie wearing self. I could see Nebraska fitting for him, they'd love how CLASSY he is.

He's even an NFL (position) coach now! Maybe this time he can beat teams with a pulse!

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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hi, me in 2011 7 years after we started sucking.


Seriously though, those buyouts are insane.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Please hire Al Golden to be interim coach.

that would be the funniest possible option, except for possibly hiring him full time.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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MourningView posted:

Oh poo poo I just realized Brady Hoke is the most obvious interim coach on staff

Larry Scott was interim at Miami after Golden was fired, so when Golden 2.0 gets fired it also makes sense.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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KKKLIP ART posted:

Stoops stopped by UGA's practice yesterday to yak it up with Kirby

I could see stoops going from practice field to practice field like a wandering coach-for-hire.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Chip Kelly to Rutgers please.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Did not see that one being one of the early ones.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Including 1977-78, Miami has had:

Lou Saban 77-78(Fired for stating: "Getting thrown in the lake? Sounds like fun to me" after three football players threw a jew in a lake)

Howard Schnellenberger 79-83(Left to go to the USFL. OOPS)

Jimmy Johnson 84-88 (Left to go to the NFL)

Dennis Erickson 89-94 (Left to go to the NFL and to escape sanctions)

Butch Davis 95-00 (Left to go to the browns in the worst career move possible)

Larry Coker 01-06 (Fired for being the worst championship winning "coach" of all time)

Randy Shannon 07-10 (Fired for being a terrible head coach, including blaming "the long walk from the locker room to the field" in his loss to Duke)

Jeff Stoutland: INTERIM (LOST IN SUNBOWL AND MADE AL GOLDEN SAY WE LOOKED SOFT)

Al Golden 11-15 (Fired for being terrible. Fans still consider flying FIRE AL GOLDEN planes at Lions games since he's the TE coach there)

Larry Scott: INTERIM COACH (Allowed a half back pass in the snow in a bowl game.)

Mark Richt: 16-current (probably good?????)


So we've had 4 full time coach firings, a couple interim coaches that didn't stand a chance, and a bunch of people that went to the NFL.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Yeah Larry Scott sucks.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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come on butch davis to florida

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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why go for the knockoff when Al Golden is available. He's got NFL experience now!

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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an adult beverage posted:

I think a major thing in Florida's favor is that it will be the best job available for this hiring cycle.

And yeah I don't want any more Saban assistants or retreads.

So is that a no on Butch Davis for UF?

He'll keep Randy as DC.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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UF needs to be a more disciplined team, and who but a former referee could do this?

Ron Cherry for UF head coach. He'll give the rest of the SEC the business.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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MourningView posted:

Sure but it's a similar pedigree to Campbell when he got the job and you could probably keep the same system and some of the staff. He was a really good assistant for Campbell and would be coming in with at least a little bit of HC experience. There really hasn't been much dropoff at all for Toledo even with pretty much the entire staff outside of Candle following Campbell to ISU. They're probably the best mid-major outside the state of Florida this year

Toledo has a fun offense to watch as well. I enjoyed playing them.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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an adult beverage posted:

Fire them all into the Sun, God will know his own.

Shannon gonna be flyin' around makin' plays.

If you ever wondered what being a cane fan was like, now you know.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Crotch Bat posted:

If UF wants Fuente I hope you enjoy never winning a big game.

I'm down with that.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Crotch Bat posted:

What part of them needing literal goddamn miracles to beat FSU and GT, scraping by hapless UNC and lovely Cuse and loving STEAMROLLING VT isn't making sense?

Iowa State has more big wins in one season than VT has in its entire history.

I told you we aren't as bad as we looked against UNC.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Please no one steal coach Kool or Manny. Manny will be a Miami HC someday.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Joey Freshwater posted:

lol just read that Mark Richt is supposed to have interest in it because he hates living in Miami. That's loving hilarious.



Although him coming to Tennessee and immediately winning a title would be the best thing ever just because of UGA teeth gnashing.

please link me to this. That sounds hilarious.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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nachos posted:

if UCLA snags Chip from UF we're headed back to pre-spurrier status as a football program

you can join the miami bandwagon. it's cool.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Please let UF get the full on Randy Shannon coaching experience.

It'll lead to his firing in 3 years, and then becomes an assistant at FSU, where he later rises as interim coach to be the only coach to coach all big 3 schools.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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It's only fair that everyone suffers what I did.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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LeeMajors posted:

We had Muschamp so

Your Al Golden after at least won the division, and only made it 2.5 years.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Randy Shannon fucks up two of the big 3. Only FSU left.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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the funniest thing would be him winning a title at Tenn, effectively showing that Rutgers is and always will be garbage.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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I'm the "coaches son" of husbands.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Please don't steal Manny Diaz MSU.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Blue Raider posted:

larry scott, a man in way way above his head

Don't forget, he was offered to stay on at Miami with Richt, but choose not to because he was slighted about not being the new HC of Miami.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Demon Of The Fall posted:

The Vols started the season with ~14 scholarship OL. By the Vanderbilt game I think we were down to 4 because of injuries. We were using converted TE's and a kid who had literally NEVER played a lineman position as an OT. Our best WR got injured in the first game. I am willing to cut Larry Scott a LITTLE bit of slack, but the offense was miserable even with most everyone healthy.

Don't.

He approved this playcall:

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2015/12/26/10668068/miami-washington-state-sun-bowl-blizzard-halfback-pass

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Please let Al Golden get hired.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Komet posted:

They should just hire Al Golden

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Mahoning posted:

Manny Diaz?

gently caress no. Stay away. He's ours.

I expect him to be HC at Miami one day.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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I love how FSU and the gators had meltdowns at a time when we have some of the best classes coming out of Florida this year and next year. Just an insane amount of talent that's going to melt through their fingertips and show out at smaller schools.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Les is going to turn them down with a better offer from his podcast company.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Crotch Bat posted:

Les is so desperate to coach anywhere, he'd take that job in a heartbeat and I bet you could pay him pennies to do it. He does not seem to want to retire yet at all. He's so likable you want to see him succeed, too.

I know. i was just posting the funniest possible way for the carousel to go.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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If you've ever been on campus you'd know the mascot should have been the fighting raccoons. I did my Masters there and hoboy there are a lot of them and they are not afraid of people.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Oh my God we're going to carve up their class.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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an adult beverage posted:

Ouch. I didn't think he was so bad he could not have gotten another p5 upper tier DC job.

I think it'll help his career a decent amount. His defenses usually require out-talenting the other teams, and UCF has a pretty good shot at getting defensive recruits with him that are better than most of the AAC.

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Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

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Dugans daughter is a freshman at Miami and is dating a player. Not sure if he'll go.

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