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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Glenn Quebec posted:

I wonder what the gently caress the norks did to this dumbass.

He's the millenial Chris McCandless

:synpa:

He's the millennial Caro

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

mike12345 posted:

But that hospital statement earlier said brain tissue loss apparently occured *before* his trip to NK. So... what?

I thought that was a "he dumb for going to nk" Joke

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Psycho Society posted:

Idk if you can really call NK tourism dangerous because of oppressive regime when Dubai and the UAE are so popular and are built on taking passports from immigrants and using them as slave labor

The difference is that those are the crapholes where white people can ignore the law with little to no consequences (unless they're religious laws- then watch out)

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Trunko posted:

So that's the current theory? They water boarded him for a month until his brain was dead? That sounds like a fairly unpleasant way to die imho

He hung himself

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Hmm, good point.

The average penis size in Korea is 3.8"
Very unsetting.

Please don't spread racist fake news (the study those popular numbers are from actually just made them up and the authors are self-described "race realists" describing their theory that intelligence is inversely correlated with penis size)

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Yes, you can infer the same from my posting

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

Not very charismatic anymore, tho still v funny

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Trunko posted:

But it sounds like the prison guards over in NK already gave him "5 ways"

I heard he waa beaned

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

The argument I've seen against botulism is that it causes paralysis not coma

Paralysis causes asphyxiation, which then causes coma

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Vineyard Vines stock has dropped 10% since news of his death was announced

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Kurtofan posted:

didnt see that there was a more recent thread, reposting

anyone else thinks he didnt actually steal the poster

the only evidence for it is a grainy lovely video of a silhouette taking down a poster

still a retard for going to nkorea while american

It sounds petty and retarded enough to be true. If it were fake, they would probably pick something more villainous and less stupid.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

I agree

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zo posted:

well, except black people would know not to mess with that poo poo since, you know, they don't exactly have to travel to north korea to experience massively disproportional punishment for minor crimes

It's this

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
So the consensus seems to be that this guy was either accidentally waterboarded to death or, more likely, hung himself

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Toadvine posted:

wouldnt hanging have dealt lasting internal trauma that an mri would pick up?

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/06/could-botulism-cause-severe-brain-injury/530586/

Not if it's a self-inflicted "hanging" with your shoelaces or whatever, which would be more like a slow strangulation, especially if he botched it.

It would create lasting brain damage due to hypoxia, which is what they saw

Botulism could also do it

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SpaceClown posted:

Really? Its not the drug abuse? arrogance? Misanthropy? Contrarianism? Misogyny? Loquatious Intellectualism?

None of that tipped you off that Im an rear end in a top hat?

Nobody cares if you're an rear end in a top hat or not as long as you try to be entertaining. You don't even have to succeed.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
John Kerry always seemed like a decent enough fellow

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ElGroucho posted:

Otto should only be referenced in GBS in relation to 80's New Romantics era songs

Also great 80s cinema

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zo posted:

this thread is a relic of better times, of simpler times, when north korea was just arresting dumbass tourists and putting them into comas instead of threatening nuclear war

please kim, why not just go back to killing retards

Well, he threatened to blow up San Francisco soooo

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