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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Mueller throws Trump in jail

Then locks up Hillary bc emails and Benghazi

And then destroys Bernie's political career because his wife did a Bad Thing

Maoist-Third Worldists take over

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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/pollyfisk/status/887154206544678913

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Guy Goodbody posted:

I love the Chapo guys but they really don't want to admit that the Russia stuff is real

CTH is great but the Russia stuff goes against the "Trump is 100% the fault of the Dems and literally the only path forward is a leftist purge of the Democratic Party" narrative

Which I actually agree with btw

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

OK so Trump and Putin obviously had a secret dinner as well

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


Excuse me Mr. President, this is a McDonalds drivethru.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


I just want to say to the American people, we hear your concerns! *votes yes* *constituents die*

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/USCBO/status/887773703098040321

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

more like Gone McBrain

I am troubled by this joke.

*laughs anyway*

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


He's done this before.

He thinks health insurance works like term life insurance

Or whole life insurance

Whatever, who cares, he's going to kill us all within 6 months

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Big props to Trump's staff and lawyers for allowing this interview to happen

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Great interviewing tho

They let him gush for the first 3/4 about dumb bullshit and then get to business for the last bit, re: Russia, Comey, Mueller and he basically (re)incriminates himself

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


Interview = loving disaster = confirmed. Re: Anderson Cooper questioning why Trump did this interview:

Jeff Lord responded, “Brace yourself, Anderson. I agree with you… It should have been a story for another day.”

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

After 2+ years of this, it'll be really weird when things start Mattering again

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Trump please do something funny tonight, or NYT or WAPO please :justpost:

getting the tremors here

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


this is good

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

MAGA Warlord posted:

Trump please do something funny tonight, or NYT or WAPO please :justpost:

getting the tremors here

ahhh that's the stuff

thanks NYT & WAPO

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Important: will there be a C-SPAM militia group when this all goes down?

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

CherryCola posted:

guys I can't sleep and all the dumb stuff happening isn't helping

I don't think I've slept soundly since sometime in the summer of 2016

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Also I gained a bunch of weight and go through fits of depression

Ba da ba ba ba...im lovin it

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Also important: is it possible to post using Morse code

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


They should have sent...a poet...

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Byrd violations released:

https://twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/888513020112109569

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Hail the Glorious One Party

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Worst case scenario: die in my sleep after Trump blunders into a world-ending nuclear exchange with Russia. That's the good part, the bad part is I would never get to see the piss tape

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/dril/status/888638357345116160

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

logikv9 posted:

*extreme GOP moderate voice* no please don't do that

Democrats: moderate GOP! College-educated whites! Suburban women! Join us on the barricades!

*massacred*

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Didn't The Mooch say that we were going to witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station?

J. P. Beagley has issued a correction as of 13:47 on Jul 22, 2017

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

When Trump fires Mueller and pardons himself and his family, and when the GOP does nothing, are we just going to live our lives like "guess this is the new normal"

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

If Trump lost in 2020 and he said "nah not leaving" do we think the GOP would do anything?

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Our best hope for any effective resistance against such shenanigans would likely come from corporations, sad to say. Extreme political unrest is bad for business. They have the ultimate say in how far this poo poo goes.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008


triple sulk how are you always on point w/ the Trump tweets

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Anyone have any idea why Trump typically tweets in the morning? Sundowning?

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Mr. Trump.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Is there anyone here who has read EVERY SINGLE POST since the original Republican primary thread?

Reveal yourself

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

good done, ahca is completely doa in the senate and its all but admitting "We can't figure out how to make anything pass"

I thought this was the plan already though, vote for MTP on the House Bill and then amend it to whatever they end up "really" voting on?

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

They all know what's coming. They will pass their bill, it'll be loving terrible, and Trump will abandon them completely. "The Republican bill was a big failure, folks. Primary them out & we'll really MAGA healthcare in 2018!"

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

The Mattering is coming.

Either Trump and the GOP get corncobbed.

Or millions of Americans do.

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

I would like some funny Trump tweets or news right now

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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

MAGA Warlord posted:

I would like some funny Trump tweets or news right now

thanks eyebrow lady

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