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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

LegoMan posted:

Hey my great idea to have the a trump number was used. You're welcome everyone

yeah we gotta have a number or a percent complete

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Imagine the scenario we all joke about where every part of the country that isn't liberal coasts gets drown in hellfire and now imagine it's real

sounds good actually

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

logikv9 posted:

a slow prolonged death, which is better

a slow prolonged death, aka, life

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

You think all the best posters are in prison?

i was

did 90 days

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Zyla posted:

i was

did 90 days

BTW IM NOT GOIN BACK EVER

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

its like you people dont want a thread

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

OatmealRaisin posted:

i should read more. i'm not gonna, but i should

ive never learned anything useful out of a book

:colbert:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bump_fn posted:

you gotta be squiddin' me!

pls dont be squiddin

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/danney_williams/status/876550361955389442


theres not much weirder out there than the guy who is just so thirsty for daddy bill

i still dont see the resemblance at all

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i need a new posting gimmick, anyone got something fresh??

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bump_fn posted:

pittsburgh

that isnt even how you spell it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

That DICK! posted:

coin flip gimmick. write your honest thoughts to a post and then flip a coin, and if it's heads you post it and if it's tails post the opposite of your feelings

why stop there? why not 4 personalities on a matrix of political spectrum using a randomizer

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Brother Friendship posted:

Get interested in the well being of others and encourage healthy eating, minimal substance abuse and 8 hours of sleep a night. Also post tasty vegan recipes and encourage the consumption of local goods

thats me already but local goods are bad for the local ecology

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

That DICK! posted:

they call me.... FourPost

tolberone quadrangular

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Threesomes are basically the Corvette of sexual escapades: looks great, sounds pretty good, will get beat by a Mazda off the line, made of plastic on the inside and can't corner for shiat.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


HOW DID YOU GET MY PICTURE

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

As a side note, having done a wide multitude of group sex options, my preference: 6- or 8- person orgy with equal men and women is the best option. If you're doing a threesome, two men and one woman (devil's three way) works out WAY better than two women and one man.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Reply only using the words of the person you quoted, really owning them ya know?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/HayesBrown/status/876966037417316353

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

TwoStepBoog posted:

pet island gave us the thread where a mother of an autistic child wanted to buy a giant cow-herding dog breed for her tiny house and the entirety of pet island told her not to and she bought it anyway

pet island is great

EUTH loving EVERYTHING

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

imagine being so pathetic when u spend a ton to get high you use it to shitpost on a comedy politics forum

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

imagine going to a concert and not shitposting about it while getting ncaf

i cant imagine!!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bump_fn posted:

imagine posting on a dead gay forum sober

youll never catch me

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lol to all of you that got that weed lung

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

JosefStalinator posted:

im literally a teetotaller like our idiot president this is my reality lol

:whitewater:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Concerned Citizen posted:

my wife is in the next room, giving birth to my first child. the nurse invites me in. "no thanks," i say. "i'm posting."

lol that you're not in the room with her with one hand holding her and the other hand typing baloogan is a neoliberal shill with the other

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/876922958098444288

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Man, on of my cats is a real jerk. He loves leaving his poo poo uncovered in the litterbox and stinking up the place.

So I have to go over to box, get the scooper and then flip litter over it.

this is basically what everyone that gets sixers is doing here

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

Sylvester Stallone?

frank

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

2 and a half men and a pizza place and a baby and no ranch dressing see the sign *kicks the sign*

We need a poo poo ton of 2 men a girl and a pizza place gifs intt

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

"We're still reaping the benefits of the nazi regime and their experiments. Doesn't make what they did any less unethical

" Edit: apparently there wasn't much benifit from the medical experiments. There were however benefits from airbreathing jet and rocket technology captured after the war, but that still makes this irrelevant. This still doesn't change my belief"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

heres a question

people say that communism is bad and cant ever accomplish anything

but communists beat hitler

so who is right

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

man the more i hear about this hitler guy, the less i like him

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irDtV3nfBQw

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

galenanorth posted:



"Pardon me, could you spare a carrot by chance?"

No, pull yourself up by your bootstraps >:(

is this that picture where the rabbit is actually a duck

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Al! posted:

communism is bad because people who think that writing 10k word essays about how they are right about some pathetic nuance of political theory is cool get to decide who goes to the gulag

why were the gulags necessary? it seems disrespectful

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

glanced at the last 10pgs or so n i just gotta say i hate u all n i hope we all die

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